Make them cry

• “I never loved you.”
• “You’re the reason they’re dead!”
• “It’s all your fault!”
• “Who could ever love you…?”
• “You’re so stupid. So weak.”
• “Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

• “Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”
• “I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”
• “I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”
• “If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”
• “Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”
• “I know everything. I can ruin you.”
• “Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

• “Sing, birdie.”
• “I know exactly how to make you talk.”
• “You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”
• “I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”
• “I have means of extracting information from you.”
• “I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”
• “You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

• “You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”
• “You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”
• “What the fuck have you done this time!”
• “You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”
• “You’re not human! You’re a monster!”
• “You’re a disgusting little rat!”
• “You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

• “What, can’t take a punch?”
• “I’ll kill you!”
• “It’s only a scratch, asshole!”
• “Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”
• “I’ll slit your damn throat!”
• “Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”
• “I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”
• “That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

• “You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”
• “Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”
• “Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”
• “Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”
• “I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”
• “Get in the locker, shorty!”
• “Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

• “Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”
• “I just really need a hug right now…”
• “You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”
• “Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”
• “It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”
• “Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”
• “I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”
• “We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”
• “This would look so cute on you!”
• “Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”
• “I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”
• “You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”
• “I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”
• “Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”
• “My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”
• “Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”
• “After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”
• “Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”
• “C'mon, I need a Player 2.”
• “I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”
• “If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”
• “What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”
• “When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”
• “Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”
• “It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”
• “It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”
• “Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”
• “Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”
• “I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”
• “C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”
• “I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”
• “I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”
• “HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”
• “Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”
• “If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”
• “Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”
• “THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”
• “I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”
• “If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”
• “I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”
• “Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”
• “The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”
• “You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”
• “I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”
• “There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”
• “Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”
• “Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”
• “That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”
• “If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”
• “We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”

1. “Pull over.  Let me drive for awhile.”
2. “It reminded me of you.”
3. “No, no, it’s my treat.”
4. “Come here.  Let me fix it.”
5. “I’ll walk you home.”
6. “Have a good day at work.”
7. “I dreamt about you last night.”
8. “Take my seat.”
9. “I saved a piece for you.”
10. “I’m sorry for your loss.”
11. “You can have half.”
12. “Take my jacket, it’s cold outside.”
13. “Sorry I’m late.”
14. “Can I have this dance?”
15. “I made your favourite.”
16. “It’s okay.  I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
17. “Watch your step.”
18. “Here, drink this.  You’ll feel better.”
19. “Can I hold your hand?”
20. “You can borrow mine.”
21. “You might like this.”
22. “It’s not heavy.  I’m stronger than I look.”
23. “I’ll wait.”
24. “Just because.”
25. “Look both ways.”
26. “I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean to.”
27. “Try some.”
28. “Drive safely.”
29. “Well, what do you want to do?”
30. “One more chapter.”
31. “Don’t worry about me.”
32. “It looks good on you.”
33. “Close your eyes and hold out your hands.”
34. “That’s okay, I bought two.”
35. “After you.”
36. “We’ll figure it out.”
37. “Can I kiss you?”
38. “I like your laugh.”
39. “Don’t cry.”
40. “I made this for you.”
41. “Go back to sleep.”
42. “Is this okay?”
43. “I picked these for you.”
44. “I’ll drive you to the hospital.”
45. “What do you want to watch?”
46. “You can go first.”
47. “Did you get my letter?”
48. “I’ll do it for you.”
49. “Call me when you get home.”
50. “I think you’re beautiful.”
51. “Are you sure?”
52. “Have fun.”
53. “Sit down, I’ll get it.”
54. “I made reservations.”
55. “I don’t mind.”
56. “It brings out your eyes.”
57. “There is enough room for both of us.”
58. “You don’t have to say anything.”
59. “Wow.”
60. “Happy birthday.”
61. “I’ll pick it up after work.”
62. “It can wait until tomorrow.”
63. “Cross my heart and hope to die.”
64. “It’s two sugars, right?”
65. “I’ll help you study.”
66. “Stay over.”
67. “I did the dishes.”
68. “You didn’t have to ask.”
69. “I bought you a ticket.”
70. “You’re warm.”
71. “No reason.”
72. “I’ll meet you halfway.”
73. “Take mine.”
74. “We can share.”
75. “I was just thinking about you.”
76. “I want you to have this.”
77. “Call me if you need anything.”
78. “Do you want to come too?”
79. “I’ll still be here when you’re ready.”
80. “Is your seatbelt on?”
81. “Sweet dreams.”
82. “I was in the neighbourhood.”
83. “Stay there.  I’m coming to get you.”
84. “The key is under the mat.”
85. “It doesn’t bother me.”
86. “You’re important too.”
87. “I saved you a seat.”
88. “I’ll see you later.”
89. “I noticed.”
90. “You can tell me anything.”
91. “I hope you like it.”
92. “I want you to be happy.”
93. “I believe in you.”
94. “You can do it.”
95. “Good luck.”
96. “I brought you an umbrella.”
97. “I’ll pick you up at the airport.”
98. “Take a deep breath.”
99. “Be careful.”

And…

1. “I love you.”