As Winter heads toward Spring, My facial hair heads toward the trash can. Next up, a hair cut...but don’t hold your breath, it will be a couple for week. I gotta let the freak flag fly a little longer!!!
My mother, who lives in the Twin Cities, bought an iPad at the Apple store in the Mall of America. She tried to go back and take a class on how to use it. She was stopped by this. She described it as a tank. I believe it’s a HumVee. It was in place to restrict access around a couple of hotels where the Patriots and Eagles are staying for the Stupid Bowl. The irony of this is delicious. You have the Patriots, who fought against the tyranny of a military state, who met in secret in Philadelphia, who used an Eagle as the symbol of their cause and of Freedom, who are now using a military state to keep them safe. You just can’t make this stuff up. Sleep safe America, your armed government is hear to keep you safe.
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brago-deactivated20180214
im trying to reach this purity in life
Im the lil pig
Cary Jo on vacation.
“Call me Kitty or don’t call me at all”. The new Cary Jo Cook story. Please honor her wishes.
Fancy new glasses and a nice start to the winter beard.
also: we could try killing fewer preschoolers.
mu-neutrino
wow there sure aren’t any crows nearby must be this giant STRAWMAN
Maybe we could save more cops by taking away their guns. Then, they would have to use their brains instead of their guns.
thetrippytrip
America take notes
pearls-butt
mu-neutrino
Sexism: men and women are fundamentally and categorically opposite there are no similarities
Also sexism: EVERYBODY HAS TO HAVE THE EXACT SAME THINGS WOMEN CANT HAVE ANYTHING MEN DONT GET ALREADY NO DIFFERENCES
So having everything since the beginning of time isn't enough? Sharing is a bitch.
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Gifs Show How Mushrooms Grow
Mushrooms are fast-growing organisms that quickly pop up after the rain. These mesmerizing time-lapse gifs record the mushroom buds bursting through the soil and elegantly expanding their caps.
So ick but so cool.
So cool!
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There are better photos on my big camera, but I haven’t seen my computer in a week.
Thanks for sharing these and the earlier one too! It so cool to watch the progress. Please keep posting!!!!!
Has anyone seen my phone or glasses?
"Where are my glasses?" The Cary Jo Cook Story
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In the tough financial times following the collapse of Wall Street in 1929, people took to desperate measures to ensure they could keep up with their old ways of life. Take this chauffeur, for example. (from Getty Images’ book “Decades of the 20th Century—1930s” by Nick Yapp, scanned by WeirdVintage)
Natasha in a former life.
Source: amazon.com
Natasha
Cary has changed her name to Natasha. Please respect her wishes
Cary Jo at the Rodeo!
As my people do. Heading to Oakland for a sales meeting
You talk'n ta ME?
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Tell me they’re not trying to kill us.
This is how they do it.
TAG YOURSELF I’M BANKRUPTCY
scottfriday
i’m Christmas disease
Think this is funny?
scottfriday
no. i think this is appalling. i think it’s atrocious. i know that this quite possibly just signed the death warrant of my mother-in-law whose insurance runs out this year (she suffered a stroke and stage 4 cancer diagnosis last year).
do i think it’s funny? not one. fucking. bit.
i think i use humor as a coping mechanism to keep myself from having a goddamn nervous breakdown.
somethingwildalwaysgrows
I’m bipolar disease.
I'm a second amendment solution.