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a love letter to inconsistency

@severelyenchanted

|| ruby || she/her || ace
i'm an incredibly awkward being so i apologize in advance
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gffa

Damian living up to Dick's example, showing kindness to people, because that's what Robin's legacy is, and HIS LITTLE FACE as she compliments him for being so nice, is EXACTLY the kind of Damian feelings I come to comic books for. JUST LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE LITTLE FAAAAAACE.

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hog-kong

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

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fatestayyuri

everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head

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fandom-drake
Dick who never ever discusses his own problems with anyone: We are a family!!! We should communicate our issues and feelings!!!
Jason who regularly airs out the family's dirty laundry over various rooftops, warehouses and other parts of Gotham: I'd rather die again!!!
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thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

  • guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”
  • woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI
  • guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar
  • two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around
  • guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??
  • guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil
  • woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

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went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"

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jumberlacks

The correction is killing me

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fieldbears

Sharing the secrets of your hearth with strangers who will never be able to meet or thank you. Honoring the dead through learning their traditions of the home; emulation and exaltation. A good carrot cake.

I bet all of these women swore that they'll only reveal their secret recipes "over my dead body" and they delivered.

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c3rvida3

My friend is trying to name herself, and she's like, "Oh, what's that name that's like marmalade, but it's a name?" and I know she means Adelaide, but I think I can talk her into naming herself Marmalade if I play my cards right here.

Not in a hateful, cruel way, but because my name is Newt, and I think "Newt & Marmalade" sounds like a detective agency that solves mysteries for tiny garden critters.

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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when u rompin around with ya pot

when u romp too hard and get ya head stuck in the pot 

when ya hubris is ya downfall and there is no release 

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