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probably playing slime rancher rn

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the beloved intro post 💛

please have a pfp and/or like/reblog one of my posts before following me or i will block you. there are too many bots on tumblr rn.

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hi everyone! i’m birdo (they/them)!

this blog is approximately 90% legend of zelda and loz au content, 7% dungeons and daddies, and 3% birds! it is also a safe space 🌈 🍉

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i love tagging things so here are my personal tags:

#birdmom doodles - my art, doodle WIPs

#birdmom writes - my fics, writing WIPs

#birdmom memes - my funnies

#birdmom posts - misc original content

#birdmom reblogs - the content other people make and love so much that i reblog it

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i have a lot of projects going on rn but my main focus(es) rn is (/are):

#accessible linked maze - i am assisting frulleboi in making linked maze accessible with image descriptions

#birdmom mythos - my month long art challenge/prompt list

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being a funnyman is so hard. every day. every day beautiful men come to my house and beg me to fuck them  because im a funnyman. “please, clown, fuck us” they say. and i have to say no. because i hate gay people

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So, this might be an unpopular opinion and I don’t care if I get hate! BUT! I have a bone to pick with the Zelda community. I can’t believe you guys… this is disgusting…. Now- you might be thinking “Get to the point ” and I will! I think the CDI games are better than Totk and Botw all together! YEAH! I SAID IT! The games are mid at best! Don’t believe me? Let me get out my notes… -shuffles papers- Ahem! Let’s begin with the graphics. The CDI games are obviously superior and magnificent in every aspect there. Better colors and better animation of course. And don’t even get me started with the storytelling. We all know the CDI games triumph there. I don’t even need to get into it actually because it's so obvious… Actually! I don’t even need to explain myself because my opinion is not even an opinion it’s a FACT! And anyone who disagrees is WRONG! And should go buy a little snack for themselves! because you need the calories in your brains! Yeah! Just roasted you guys! And now that I’m started. Let’s talk about the Links! Wild is simply unappealing in every way! He has no flair at all. No cap. And Koridai? He can rizz up any gay person out there! That is plain as day! And if you don’t agree? Then I guess you and me can just not breathe the same air together anymore… fr fr in conclusion? Nintendo needs to hire me. That’s a given, unmistakably.

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Hi, I think epilogue Warriors is the hottest (genderfluid) woman ever and so I'm sharing her with everyone. Also Legend is cool too. They could be in hair commercials together.

They're coming back from the castle and Wars is patiently listening to Legend bitch about whoever annoyed him while they were there. He just needs to get it out of his system 😂

Legend (he/him) and Warriors (he/she/they) belong to ASAU, please don't tag any other AUs ✨🏳‍⚧✨

Bonus bc Wars is hot when she's mad:

POV you're one of the queen's generals and you misgendered her top military advisor 🫢

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