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Inconceivable!

@zartharn / zartharn.tumblr.com

Icarus/Ike - 24 - they/them - musician and renowned monkeeologist
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damn i love they might be giants and i always forget that they're very attractive in their early music videos it's wild to be following a band that's been Crushing It since the 80s it's so interesting how we can watch video of cute guy and then also know what he's going to look like 40 years later it's something like the point i would make about the monkees where as a young person it's interesting to be able to see someone's life in multiple ages at the same time? the beginning and the end. is someone in the future watching present me and future me and in the future you can see the things that you know will sprout from them as though they were always there even though at this moment i cannot see them

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ones who walk away from omelas but it's paramount plus and the kid in the basement is the page to stream tv show big time rush

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your honor, if the gender binary was real, "reverse cowgirl" would be cowboy. I yield my time

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fuck ok taking gambit out of the title sequence is fucking homophobic i don't even care that nightcrawler is there (i care a little bit bc i like him but FUCK)

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i think the x-man oc i've settled on for me ike is named icarus and can spontaneously combust (sometimes) so basically like a shitty human torch thing where they like. catch on fire and can usually do it at will but sometimes it's like when you're lighting a stove and you need to use a match. in line with my love for xman powers that aren't superhero-esque i feel like they can't put out the fire at will and also can't like. see super good when they're Literally On Fire and it's warm but doesn't like Hurt hurt anyway thanks for coming to my ted talk

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also since comic Lore is inconsistent and variable I’m gonna just go ahead and claim wolverine from the x-men animated series as having my birthday may 4 i’m not taking notes

i will accept the 1 alternative which is where my self-insert x-man oc Insists that wolverine's birthday is also may 4 and since nobody knows when it actually is they go along with the Bit and my character is like "wow it's so wild how we have the same birthday! happy birthday wolverine" until eventually it just Becomes So that his birthday is also may 4

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there’s definitely Some degree of Reading Into It but. I usually have a tennis ball in my car (for sitting on on long trips) and every time Mishka (the dog I’m watching rn) gets in the car she finds it. On our walks she’s been carrying it along with her. Today she lost it out in the field but when I just got home she’s somehow managed to find a package of tennis balls and rip them open and idk her finding a tennis ball for me because she lost mine is sweet

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nightcrawler is such a choice episode

  • ski outfits
  • dumb bitch gambit king of my heart cannot ski
  • also he uses his magic powers to heat up some cocoa i'm obsessed
  • i love nightcrawler with all my heart. the look. the voice. the words. this man is a monk.
  • wolverine has become Christian(tm)
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i probably need to get a better reaction phrase than "hell yeah bitch" but it feels so good to yell it out...

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damn i really wanna get "the weevil in the steeple is found among the people" tattooed on my absolute corporeal body

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YES I’ve been chased and hissed at by a Canada goose but it doesn’t make me hate them guess I’m just built different

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