evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever
i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too
I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.
The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was
Take matters into your own hands? This is beyond coded language or dog whistle.
And he edited the tweet!
Says a lot about this former military guy who knows rules of engagement and Senator who took an oath to defend constitutional rights.
Attacking civilians would have got Cotton court martialed and imprisoned.
Now, Republican Senator Cotton fundraises off of fomenting terror.
Me just after opening a Word document
would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest
I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn't put unfunny things on my dash or that I've made good decisions on who to follow
Sharing the original video because nothing could prepare me for the offical sketch the police department sent.
NGL that is WAY funnier than Sasuke
POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals
the duality of man
i am exactly 3,527 days late with this meme
A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns
CHAPPELL ROAN photographed in Burlington, VT by @luxxienne on March 25, 2024 (x)
well i may not be the prettiest person in the room or the coolest person in the room i think im at least the third funniest