currently decomposing

i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

i have a completely normal coworker who does music and stuff and its good music and i want to send my army of followers to his video on yt and just +like it or something. something to boost him in the algorithm

the issue is no one can let him know this second life i live on the internet because if he finds out i have 25k followers on tumblr or 10k on twitter etc then the questions will flow and i will not be prepared for the conversation about werewolves that follows

Ok heres the video, just +like it and if you want to comment just say you’re from reddit or facebook or somewhere

If someone DOES want to share it to reddit that’d be awesome and I’d love you but I dont have an active account there

Just enjoy the music yall. Its honestly really good if you like some classic sounding R&B. The man’s voice reminds me of usher to some extent with a little more gravel. Its honestly just sex. Its really really good and he only have 114 subs and the video only has like 90ish likes or something. Honestly its sad. He sounds amazing.

Yes!! Hes REALLY good and his music is giving 90’s RnB. It’s fantastic and his voice is great and I really want him to blow up

Also here’s his Spotify for those of you wanting to add it to your likes and your playlists

this is making me so happy im so proud of you guys i literally dont have words

Pros of hyperfixiation:

Cons of hyperfixiation:

Basically

I bought a Thing

At first, I was really surprised Pangur san had her baby…

you weren’t the only one surprised

I've literally never been kissed this much it is frying my brain

i hope a ceiling fan fall on yall

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

i absolutely adore this show i’m so happy it exists 😌

what if we all quit our jobs and just hangout

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom:

Sorry I didn’t reply to your messages I was busy being that one homie that’s not gonna make it

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

Are things ok on AliExpress???

id wear it

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?