Introducing: cursed tea "kettles" I found on google

Hal 9000 (domesticated)

The slab

Gas cans

Precambrian little guy

Nintendo wii

KERMIT THE FROG The Muppets Take Manhattan, 1984

Oh yeah?

When your DM does the dialogue for the monsters but can’t do the voices.

my nephew, who is like 11 or 12, is playing “5D Chess With Multiverse Time Travel”, which is exactly what it says on the tin, and I have never been more terrified of the youth of today

here’s a sample picture from the Steam page:

what the hell is this

oh my.  

this is so perfect.

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@featheredfriend

khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

layers of fear is a scary game

1: “Hey, listen! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?”

2: “Listen, I got freaks nine days out of the week. I can give- “

1: “There’s only seven days of the week?”

2: [shouting incoherently] “Man! You ain’t big- I’m the big bad booty daddy! Non- stop!”

doggy

Italian suffering

Unmute !

Audio & visual:

Man holding beer: “Wanna beer?” *holds beer next to wall?*

Man, muffled: “Yeah!” *punches through wall, grabs beer, makes hole larger pulling beer through*

Important detail: both have incredibly broad Australian accents

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane