And now, an infinite loop of Dracula being spit on through a TV that looks like a prehistoric Etch-A-Sketch.

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Split 2 and Mr. O

wigglymarshmallow:

“Ah, okay. A Onceler from Oncelers.” She smiled softly, “Well, Mr. O will be down here soon. I’m making this soup for him, after all. well, both of us, actually, but he’s the only other one up at this point. You want some too? It’s a chicken noodle soup made fancy.”

“That does sound good you sure he won’t mind?” Split 2 asked smelling the air @askthefactoryoncelers

Calista shrugged, “He’s used to sharing with me, so sharing with you, too, won’t be that big a deal.”

Her ladle filled a bowl full of veggies, herbs, and chicken shreds in a delicious broth. “Here, baby.”

There was a sound down the hall outside, like a door opening. “Ah, that’s the elevator. You’ll get to meet the man himself soon.” Calista didn’t seem concerned at all, getting out another two bowls.

Split 2 and Mr. O

wigglymarshmallow:

“Ah, okay. A Onceler from Oncelers.” She smiled softly, “Well, Mr. O will be down here soon. I’m making this soup for him, after all. well, both of us, actually, but he’s the only other one up at this point. You want some too? It’s a chicken noodle soup made fancy.”

Split 2 and Mr. O

wigglymarshmallow:

Calista chuckled, “This isn’t the factory entrance, dear. This is the home staff entrance. This is Mr. O’s residence. Factory’s the other side.”

“Oh that is ok then!” Split 2 chirped walking sniffing around curiously “Mr. O never heard a Greedler with a name like!” he said tilting his head @askthefactoryoncelers

Calista led him into the kitchen and began to stir a pot of soup, “Well, that’s what I call him. He’s my boss, and he’s a pretty cool guy when he’s not drinking the family kool-aid.” She looked over her shoulder, “I’m the chef here, by the way. You look a lot like Mr. O, yourself, kiddo.”

Split 2 and Mr. O

wigglymarshmallow:

Calista chuckled, “This isn’t the factory entrance, dear. This is the home staff entrance. This is Mr. O’s residence. Factory’s the other side.”

Split 2 and Mr. O

Split 2 stood outside of the factory shaking nervously looking at the giant building walking to a door and scratched at it carefully @askthefactoryoncelers

There was a sound, and a brunette woman opened the door. “oh, hey little guy. I’m Calista. You new here?”

The scent of fresh food was wafting in from behind her.

Split 2 looked up at Calista shaking “Um I’m from the Nightmare Valley” he squeaked “My name is Split 2” @askthefactoryoncelers

Calista smiled, “Oh, I know that place. It’s right over the hill. Come on in, sweetie.”

Split 2 and Mr. O

Split 2 stood outside of the factory shaking nervously looking at the giant building walking to a door and scratched at it carefully @askthefactoryoncelers

There was a sound, and a brunette woman opened the door. “oh, hey little guy. I’m Calista. You new here?”

The scent of fresh food was wafting in from behind her.

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

It’s back on my dash and better than ever omg!!!

God I love this

I never saw the ending this is freaking great

this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too

Triple Concerto for plumbing, faucet, and violin.

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