Memento Mori

you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

"im gonna treat myself" says me, who has rarely, if ever, denied myself anything

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

floor time save me. floor time. save me floor time

every single cashier who has ever handed you change gets together every month to talk about how slow you were at putting in your wallet

this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week

It's called a signature outfit and it's a part of my character design, and can only be changed if a significant time skip or a plot point occurs.

girl exorcism

i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

if we're going to date, you may have to defeat the seven podcasts i'm currently hyper-fixating on

i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

Thanks for hanging out with me! Was I cool? did you like me? What do you think of me in detail? Do you hate me?

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

behind every hot girl there is a deep history of obsessing over a particular time period or historical figure

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision