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@crimetokillamockingbird

Ao3 Fanfic writer for everything Petyr and Sansa: https://archiveofourown.org/users/crime_to_kill_a_mockingbird/works
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tanou123

New Orleans ❤

Thunderstorm jazz is freaking awesome. I need an album of that. I’d sleep like a baby.

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phantom0rion

This is the most soothing sound to me. Ever. Thunderstorm jazz ⛈🎷

I could also sleep to this. New Orleans is the best.

This made me so happy to listen to.

"The following morning she found herself walking along the cobblestone streets, occasionally stopping to listen to the street music. There was a wicked clarinet player that was just insane. She alone, was the reason for the gathering audience. Sansa listened for a time before carrying on, stopping every other block for a cold drink."

-Scourge

Just so you guys all know, this is the clarinet player I was referring to.

I tried to make that fic as authentic as possible. And it's pretty cool that this video can show you guys a piece of new orleans that I will always cherish and that I have tried to share with you through Scourge.

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Writer: There Was Only One Bed…

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Alternatively:

There was only one bed and so they lay there together, only inches apart physically but it may as well have been miles for neither could muster the courage to tell the other the true depth of their feelings and so they lay there sleepless in their mutual pining

Angst fans:

There was only one bed. A carried B to it and gently eased them down. They were both badly injured but B’s conditions were much worse and A wouldn’t rest until they knew B was going to be alright. So A sat down next to B and brushed their hair back, holding their hand as B shivered through the night, their only comfort A’s presence by their side.

Hurt/Comfort fans:

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i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

Oh, the Petyr feels🥺

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If your characters were in 2017, in our world, what do you think they’d be doing? What job and status would they have? [x]

JFC he knows his character so much better than D&D. His answer is spot on!

there’s like a hand gesture in every gif. who allowed him to exist he’s making my heart upsettttt

Guys, he's literally describing Petyr in every modern au fanfic to ever exist 👀

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me: wow. can’t believe no one has written a fanfiction with this extremely specific concept that i’ve already compiled 17 headcanons and an outline for. outrageous

my last braincell: [whispering] maybe… if you want this so much… you gotta write it Yourself

me: no. no write. only stare vacantly at ao3 and hope someone has the exact same brain as me

please stop personally attacking me I wasn’t ready for it this early in the morning oh my god I haven’t haD MY COFFEE

@crimetokillamockingbird we basically have the same brain so…

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dixiec89

From Michael’s instagram,

We are as bemused as you. We have a top-quality show with great ratings and a rapidly expanding international following. We are playing in over 200 countries not to mention we are the Number One New Drama Series on cable. We have the ratings, we have a passionate and invested team who have Season 3 (probably even 4) ready to go! This is one of those unfortunate situations where the nextwork has bowed out of ongoing scripted content. It’s nothing to do with us. That’s the fucker of it. We all want to continue. Everyone involved in the show INCLUDING THE STUDIO wants to continue. This is where YOU come in. As Project Blue Book is meeting with networks and streaming services during this time, every little signature and ‘petty’ little tweet can make a difference. SIGN THE PETITION and make some noise on your socials with the hashtag #SaveBlueBook and hopefully it’ll give us some extra leverage to get this show a new home!

Remember to sign! http://chng.it/Nc6fvdM69R

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A Different Light

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2yRqTle

by crime_to_kill_a_mockingbird

Sansa gets sent back in time while trying to get answers from the Red Woman on how to win the battle against her husband. She meets a boy, somewhere around her age, before quickly realizing she’s met him before.

Words: 10147, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2yRqTle

New story, check it out! 😊💕

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slytarg

How Petyr's "trial" could've gone

* Sansa accuses Petyr with no proof of trying to poison his wife's son. He reminds everyone that Sansa was accused with no proof of poisoning her husband's nephew.

* Sansa accuses Petyr of seducing & then murdering Lysa. Petyr reminds everyone that Sansa told the Vale Council that Lysa called her a whore, tried to kill her, then committed suicide. "Did you tell the truth then and are lying now or did you lie then and are finally telling the truth? You're such a first rate liar it's hard to tell. Ask Mycah. You remember the butcher's boy, don't you, Sansa? The first casaulty in your game of thrones. Your direwolf Lady was the second casaulty since you always seem to get burned by your ambition and then blame others for your misfortune. You want to be Queen and won't let anything or anyone get in the way. It's all you've ever wanted. Returning home, reuniting with your family, nothing compares to that feeling when you're the one setting the pace and everyone has to fall in line behind you."

* Sansa accuses Petyr of trying to persuade her to kill Arya. Petyr tells everyone that Arya has a bag full of skinned off faces, proving she's a Faceless Assassin. Thus it makes sense to strike first in case she's not even the real Arya or Westerosi.

* Sansa accuses Petyr of trying to gain control of the Vale. Petyr tells everyone he offered for the Vale army to fight Ramsay's army but Sansa refused, didn't tell Jon about the offer, waited until the majority of those who were fighting in Jon's name might be too late to be saved then sent a letter to him to bring the Vale so she can claim victory.

* Sansa & Arya accuse Petyr of plotting against Ned Stark. Petyr tells everyone that Ned knew Cersei's children were bastards born through twincest and was going to give the Lannisters time to escape Westeros before telling King Robert which is treason then lied under oath proclaiming Joffrey as the new King in order to save Sansa, who only needed to be saved because she went behind her father's back to inform Cersei that he had gotten a ship to get both his daughters back to Winterfell. "I got you out of King's Landing. I saved your life."

* Sansa accuses Petyr of selling her to the Boltons. Petyr tells her that Robert beat & raped Cersei but that didn't mean she was sold to him. And that she too orchestrated her abuser's death via animals. He says Sansa willingly married Ramsay and not once did he threaten or force her to it. "You chose the Lannisters and then they abused you. You chose the Boltons and then they abused you. Your brother Robb fought the Lannisters and it cost him his life. Your brother Jon fought the Boltons and if I had been a day later with reinforcements he would've been a goner as well. Who will you choose next and how many thousands will die because of it?"

* Petyr reminds everyone that Jon is the King of the North and doesn't know and hasn't consented to his execution. The trial should wait until his ship arrives in 1 1/2 months. Actually by late s7 Daenerys was the Queen of the North so the Starks have no authority to execute the Lord Protector of the Vale and really overstepped.

This is way more accurate for Petyr's character as well. As if he would just cry and beg instead of use that silver tongue of his. Bad writting once again on the show.

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