For anyone who needs it. Use in good health.

“trends” is the second most trending topic rn ive rlly seen everything

i cant believe he fuckign blew her up

Anxieties! Attack!

WAIT NO

No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!

Audio processing disorder is just like "you are going to be able to differentiate 27 distinct sounds happening simultaneously EXCEPT for when someone's talking to you. Good luck"

People think because my ears are so unreasonably sensitive I must also be able to "hear" them. This is false. I can hear the clock ticking though

I can differentiate when there is a pitch change of less than 1% on the machine I am working on amongst the twelve others making similar noises telling me there is an increase in load, but goodness help me deciphering the mouth noises from your side of the telephone.

parents please check your kids' halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

when you’re 47 au’s deep into your maladaptive daydreaming and someone forces you back into this threshold of reality by engaging you in social interaction

autistic anger issues are So Much. i have my temper more under control now in that i rly dont yell/lash out anymore but i do regularly boil inside with incandescent uncontainable rage over something inconsequential and then it evaporates in the span of ten minutes. incomparable

Autism:

that’s it, you’re getting kissed on that silly little head of yours! >:(

*MWAH*

chromosomes? no sorry i use firefox

I’m wheezing…

No gif has ever been more appropriate

once again

do NOT open

Yesterday, I was helping my friends sell art in the park, when a couple of girls came up to us and asked (immediately regretting it) “is this the transfem picnic?……..” to which we got to respond “no this is the transmasc yard sale.” We then proceeded to have 15-20+ beautiful women swarm our stand of 4 creatures. Life is beautiful.

i’m at the transmasc yard sale

i’m at the transfem picnic

i’m at the combination transmasc yard sale transfem picnic

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Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday