Prehistorically Chilly

my goodness the little man has hat..... he is festive

MY GOODNESS the other little man has hat !!! he is festive !!

wizardmon :(

DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

I mean, technically it’s true

Lux Luthor: I did not have sexual relations with Superman, I simply stole his DNA and created a child from it without his consent

Everyone in Metropolis: 

This is my favorite series of posts on this hellsite

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I love how its canon that Chilchuck has a bit of a crush of Senshi and that half foots view dwarfs as the peak of masculinity and attractiveness.

He wants that fat bear so fucking bad its adorable.

I know this has been said many times before but I just can't stop thinking about it. The chilshi brainworms have infected me.

You’re a time traveller in seventeenth century England, and today you decide to swing by the local playhouse. The play they’re showing today isn’t Shakespeare, but that’s still cool, you might be watching some play that was lost to history.

And it’s good, it’s something about two alchemists and their quest to find the philosopher’s stone. But as the play goes on, you get this little. Thing in your brain that you don’t think about until the intermission.

And it’s while you’re at Ye Olde concession stand that you realize that the play you’ve been watching has been, beat for beat, the plot of Fullmetal Alchemist.

And you’re standing in the theatre with your mouth full of Ye Olde Poppéd Grains, because. What the fuck what does that mean. Is it a coincidence? Did Hiromu Arakawa base her manga off this forgotten seventeenth century English play? Is the playwright another time traveller preemptively ripping off Fullmetal Alchemist a full four centuries before it’ll ever be written? How the fuck do you respond to this

You look around the crowd processing this and see Hiromu Arakawa's little cow persona standing there in seventeenth century English garb as well. No one else is thrown off or so much as glances at the bespectacled bipedal cow in their midst. She makes direct eye contact with you and holds a single hoofed toe to her lips, before slowly turning back to the play and resuming frantically scribbling down notes.

The notes are for the actors. She's the director.

Uh... okay.

Stop yearning, gayboy, we need to frolic amongst the Camerupt into the night

the “fields” you’re “frolicking” in

fascinating that when you tell people "you have to learn the rules to break them" when talking about drawing/painting etc everyone nods and agrees but the second you say "you have to read books if you want to write better" there's a horde of contrarians begging to be the wrongest people ever all of a sudden

the brutalist public bathroom is definitely a top one tourist attraction across all of the US

Here's me (6'2) in front of the Women Monolith for scale

[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen

my dad is so funny because if you actually asked him point blank if he's an ally i dont think he'd know how to respond but like a year ago he was talking about when he used to sell houses in the 90s and he was like "yeah we had a gay couple come in and i had to tell one of my coworkers to stop being rude to them. then they invited me to their housewarming party, i dont know why. after that i had a bunch of gay couples come in and specifically ask for me, isnt that weird?" and he legitimately had never connected the dots

i literally had to be like "dad. it was florida. in the 90s. the word probably got out among the gay community that you weren't a violent homophobe so gay people felt relatively safe working with you" and he was like ".......oh. well that explains a lot."

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

Y'all can't just let him trip in here alone