the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

There’s a lot to unpack here. +the flexibility to get in that pose +the balance to stay on the skateboard +the strength to pull back a bowstring with your toes +the dexterity to hit a target while moving +the coordination… not hand-eye, but foot-eye …I don’t know what to do with these things now that I’ve unpacked them…

From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away

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When the effects dont load right

Science side of tumblr pls explain

It’s called a Laminar Flow. Water usually has a lot of turbulence in it, and that is that causes it to look rather chaotic when it’s spraying out of a hose.

Laminar Flow occurs when all the water is moving in the exact same direction, eliminating turbulence, and thus, creating a flow of water that looks like glass.

Still, the idea that this is creating Laminar flow randomly is quite incredible, usually it requires specially built nozzles to create it.

science side of tumblr coming back at us with hard facts and incredibly unexpected urls

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

Creative photos from mom and her two daughters

Instagram : @allthatisshe

I love all three of them instantly.

This is so pure. I love it

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up 

daydreaming about stuff that’s probably never going to happen is my favorite hobby

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

similarly whenever anyone says “excuse me” reply with “you’re excused” and respond to “i’m sorry” with “you will be”

i’m honestly so embarrassing!!!!!!! and beautiful!!!!!!!!

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

English: refrigerator

Finnish: :)

Swedish: :)

English: uhh

Finnish: ice closet!

Swedish: cold closet!

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English: bra

Finnish: :)

English: wait

Finnish: breast vest

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English: computer

Finnish: :)

English:…

Finnish: knowledge machine

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English: dragon

Finnish: :)

English: please don’t

Finnish: salmon snake

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English: January

Finnish: :)

English: ugh fine

Finnish: oak month

English: February

Finnish: :)

English: no

Finnish: pearl month

English: June

Finnish: :)

English: really?

Finnish: summer month

English: July

Finnish: :)

English: oh come on

Finnish: hay month

English: August

Finnish: :)

English: please stop

Finnish: life month

English: September

Finnish: :)

English: kill me now

Finnish: autumn month

English: October

Finnish: :)

English: STOP

Finnish: mud month

English: December

Finnish: :)

English: fINE ONE MORE

Finnish: Christmas month :)

Loved it.

If you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,551 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.

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