What? Me? A crab? Nooooo...

shifting into frog mode. did y'all know that there is a species called the pumpkin toadlet and they skip the tadpole phase and go straight to being little toadlets and they are soooo fucking small

Another fun fact about these guys, they are so small that their cochlea (the part of the inner ear that controls balance) does not function properly. As a result, these little toadlets can jump, but have a bit of a hard time landing. They just land however they land, which often results in them just throwing themselves and flopping onto the ground as seen here.

Joy is stored in the wildly inaccurate Halloween skeleton

these are a: so horrendously wrong to the point where they clearly don’t know what a bone is and b: labeled as “realistic” animal skeletons that I am just. Utterly delighted

Spell: Conjure Bone-Bastard; summons d4 wildly inaccurate skeletal creatures

SCREAMING

Yes. That’s it exactly. The Queen, colonialist destroyer of nations, parasite unto her people, died yesterday of the worst infection of crabs a royal ever knew.

May all monarchs follow 😔

I hope I'm not only a monarchy hater to you all but also a friend <3<3

You know the Wikipedia editor had their hand on the fucking enter key like the whole internet depended on that shit

Pour one out for the queen coloniser.

as you all post crab rave, please remember the important fact.

it was composed by an irish man.

Hey! Anybody who thinks maybe you should feel bad for the Royal Family...DONT.

Give any & all sympathy to people whos lives are gonna go from bad to worse because of the forced mouring, the disgustingly expensive funeral, the disgustingly expensive funeral, the rise in nationalism that will lead to more racism, homophobia & transphobia.

Give your sympathy to the working class who will have to prepare for black outs, choosing between heating & food, anyone with medical conditions or disabilities that will have their meds or aids become much more expensive.

Give your sympathy to people up North (Northen Ireland) because shits gonna get worse then it already was. Tension is gonna get worse & alot of people will fear reliving the fucking Troubles or N.I getting into a worse political & financial situation.

The family of that bitch who are either evil or draining England, Scotland, Whales, N.Ireland & the Isle of Man of their money. Don't cry for them or her.

DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD

My Scottish, Irish, and Indigenous ancestors in the afterlife rn:

How the countries Britain and Ireland are reacting to the news

fireworks going off in my hometown. in case you’re wondering how ireland is handing the news

Quick Ireland unify while they’re not looking

im so funny guys

Well this was a lot of fun, guys, we ought to do it again sometime. Seems like we only ever get together for funerals and weddings these days