It’s The Avengers (03x13)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 3 Episode 13: That One Stranger

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: eep sorry

Word Count: last weekend was a blast!! My cousins, my brother’s best friend, all of us gathered and karaoked while drunk. Bro’s bestie even brought dad in for a song and two and broke a few glasses coz he was THAT drunk. Poor dude even apologised for that.

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The camera was coloured in darkness when it heard a troubled and tired whine. It took a second or two to come out of someone’s backpack- quite possibly Javier’s- to record you nearly lying over a rhino-like alien with a dinosaur-like tail. Your eyes looked sad and frustrated, your limbs tired- hanging on either side of the slow creature carrying on its own pace. A scarf was thrown over your head that ended up covering your face, making the camera shift towards the tall figure of Loki walking beside the new transportation service. His figure- with the usual black jeans and equally black shirt- was covered in a cloak that protected him from the harsh rays of the neighbouring star. “They’re gone. Stop whining,” he ordered without even looking at you. “The only breathing insane person you need is me.”

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It’s The Avengers (03x12)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 3 Episode 12: The Double Effect

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: ehehehehehe

Word Count: this chapter happened every time I tuned out my decision making brain, and the world, and just picked my laptop to go sit somewhere that is not cozy enough to fall asleep.

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A mellifluous note from a violin took over the speakers kept on the coffee table before a prima donna voice did a Snow White-esque intro. The camera sitting on the floor captured the graceful and delicate toes tipping their way before swirling three times. Another pair of feet came in the frame to let it capture two stoic bodies in their perfect ballet stance before they both dropped their head and twerked their behind at the tunes of the fairy tale WAP, revealing the faces of Tony Stark and his mentee. The exquisite routine ended with the same fervour that Tony Stark reserved for his biggest balls, leaving the two breathless and the audience- that was just coming in focus with their mouths gaping wide- quite impressed. “Let’s see if you can top this,” Tony winked at them, his stern face soaking in the silent applause.

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Love the COVID and trump inserts. Lucky space people don’t have to deal with that (unless there’s space COVID)

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Oh no! Space people don’t have to worry about COVID. Nah…they just have to worry about a bunch of goons and traffickers, and smugglers, and bounty hunters, and old flames, and grudge-holders, and witches

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The little things

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It’s The Avengers (03x12)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 3 Episode 12: The Double Effect

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: ehehehehehe

Word Count: this chapter happened every time I tuned out my decision making brain, and the world, and just picked my laptop to go sit somewhere that is not cozy enough to fall asleep.

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A mellifluous note from a violin took over the speakers kept on the coffee table before a prima donna voice did a Snow White-esque intro. The camera sitting on the floor captured the graceful and delicate toes tipping their way before swirling three times. Another pair of feet came in the frame to let it capture two stoic bodies in their perfect ballet stance before they both dropped their head and twerked their behind at the tunes of the fairy tale WAP, revealing the faces of Tony Stark and his mentee. The exquisite routine ended with the same fervour that Tony Stark reserved for his biggest balls, leaving the two breathless and the audience- that was just coming in focus with their mouths gaping wide- quite impressed. “Let’s see if you can top this,” Tony winked at them, his stern face soaking in the silent applause.

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Love the COVID and trump inserts. Lucky space people don’t have to deal with that (unless there’s space COVID)

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Follow the Blind

Chapter Fifteen

General taglist: @lusty-loki, @fairlightswiftly,@lokikingofasgardslover713, @daddymarvel, @vesperazylra, @annievvv7, @myclock, @wintertink, @jane-labban, @blondekel77, @bambamwolf87, @wegingerangelica, @kcd15, @sparkling-gayyy, @hiddles-rose, @boredbrooder, @furstinnajoelle, @drakesfiance, @littlefrogstuff, @alexakeyloveloki, @inumorph, @holykryptonitekitten, @catalinaacosta, @fuckmesideways123, @neeadinghugs, @tonaathena1996, @tomloki-lokitom, @dosleches, @awkwardfangirl2014, @wickednerdery, @ask-sigyns-blog, @mtdewamazon @wrappedinlokisarms, @dangertoozmanykids101, @wolfsmom1, @michellearel1, @csi-baker-street-babes, @sea040561, @letskillthefuhrer, @dreamr98, @mindlesschicca, @bad-idea-personified, @jilldsumner

Warnings: Whump, torture, angst, Loki is a mess, panic attacks, mentions of suicide, depression, violence, PTSD.

Words: 9099

Summary: (Loki’s POV, Third POV, Loki centered) Loki falls from the Bifrost, but instead of landing in Thanos’ clutches, he lands on earth and falls into the hands HYDRA. Years later the Avengers stumble across him and decide to take him in.

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“What the-”

The brief moment of stunned silence got interrupted by someone swearing profoundly.

It was one of the HYDRA-Avengers, Loki recognized that much, though he didn’t know who. However, he wholeheartedly shared the sentiment.

“Thor?” Loki asked with a shaking voice, but there was no answer. Bitterly he mumbled, “of course.”

Of course Thor would betray him and leave him here.

Of course Heimdall wouldn’t grant him passage.

Of course Odin would reject him.

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Is that healing I read? Is it possible? My heart omg

(I'm scares that hydras gonna come back and ruin everything)

If you couldnt tell, I *love* this fic

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Follow the Blind

Chapter Fourteen

General taglist: @lusty-loki, @destiel1597, @fairlightswiftly,@lokikingofasgardslover713, @daddymarvel, @vesperazylra, @annievvv7, @myclock, @wintertink, @jane-labban, @blondekel77, @bambamwolf87, @wegingerangelica, @kcd15, @sparkling-gayyy, @hiddles-rose, @boredbrooder, @furstinnajoelle, @drakesfiance, @littlefrogstuff, @alexakeyloveloki, @inumorph, @holykryptonitekitten, @catalinaacosta, @fuckmesideways123, @neeadinghugs, @tonaathena1996, @tomloki-lokitom, @dosleches, @awkwardfangirl2014, @wickednerdery, @ask-sigyns-blog, @mtdewamazon @wrappedinlokisarms, @dangertoozmanykids101, @wolfsmom1, @michellearel1, @csi-baker-street-babes, @sea040561, @letskillthefuhrer, @dreamr98, @mindlesschicca, @bad-idea-personified, @evelyn120700, @jilldsumner

Warnings: Whump, torture, angst, Loki is a mess, panic attacks, mentions of suicide, depression, violence, PTSD.

Words: 8793

Summary: (Loki’s POV, Third POV, Loki centered) Loki falls from the Bifrost, but instead of landing in Thanos’ clutches, he lands on earth and falls into the hands HYDRA. Years later the Avengers stumble across him and decide to take him in.

A/N: This chapter took longer than I wanted, and I want to thank you all for your patience. I’m just going to stop making promises on when the next update will be.

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“Loki’s way of viewing the world gave me an idea,” Tony explained. “Together with J. I’ve created a program that can read energy. It’s still rough, and I would’ve loved to have had help from Loki with it, but… You know.” He raised and dropped one shoulder as far as he could in his Iron Man suit.

The Avengers were on the Quinjet, fully suited and flying above the ocean after Tony had herded them in without any explanation beyond, “found Loki!”

Thor had almost taken off on his own after Tony had given that piece of information, but the inventor hadn’t elborated or given a location. (To Thor’s utter dismay.) Every minute he had to wait before they were all suited up seemed like an eternity and was a second too long. Yet, they had set a new record and had boarded the jet quicker than ever before.

Now Thor was on edge and that was clear for all. Natasha and Clint had complained that they had to navigate the jet through a thunderstorm and the God had tried to reel in his emotions, thinning out the storm, but the dark brooding clouds remained.

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You are simply *amazing* at angst I love this series so much!!!

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It’s The Avengers (03x10)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 3 Episode 10: Safehouse

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: soft moments

Word Count: It is an achievement to get this chapter out. Imma celebrate it. Oh fanfic Gods! Give me the power!

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The camera only had space made up with the galactic beauty swirling in deepest green that can put the stars to shame. The black hole seemed to become bigger as the camera has decided to use a snail’s pace to zoom out, giving the audience quite the treat into the pool seems to disappear and reappear under the pale lids with unsurprisingly long lashes. Those veritable brows are wrinkled- enough to make one concerned but not enough to force someone to come and sit next to him with an ice-cream sundae as Peter did once- as if wondering something under their hypothetical breaths. The camera panned out more to show those thin lips going thinner, almost into one nearly invisible line. A long breath is drawn in and those long white fingers are made to rest on his chin as he looks up into an endless void and even Javier- who is being recorded by the other tiny drone- is thinking some stuff. The camera panned out further to show him half lying on the pilot seat while his legs rested on the cargo box behind, away from the controls. A true piece of art.

Javier: *signs as he points to his tablet with Loki’s live feed* this God could be a fucking model. *fans himself*

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Aww yes we love two oblivious romantics

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I enjoy these way more than I should

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Video games don’t have to have good graphics to be good:

Video games don’t have to be about combat to be good:

Video games don’t have to be linear to envelop players in their worlds:

Video game bosses don’t have to be difficult to be fun:

Video games don’t have to lack color simply because they are “post-apocalyptic”:

Video games can have lighthearted art design and still carry deeply dark themes:

Rethink video games.

But also don’t think that dark games can’t be beautiful in their own way:

Or that difficult bosses can’t be fun:

Don’t that games with combat in them can’t be light hearted:

Or that violent games can’t also be silly:

Don’t think that playing the game competitively ruins the fun:

Or that dreary, colourless, post apocalyptic games hold any less story value:

Just because a game or playstyle isn’t good, or beautiful to you, doesn’t mean its any less valuable to someone else who does appreciate it. At the end of the day, it makes someone happy, and thats the greatest value of any art form.

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Oh, hey! This is the best addition to my post after 100k notes! <3

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you know what’s pretty cool? fanfic writers and fanfic in general. not only is it free, anyone can get involved and share and be creative. it’s such an exciting outlet and i’m so proud of all you fanfic writers and readers out there.

another thing that’s pretty damn awesome is how amazing of writers a lot of you are. we might not have fancy editors or publishers or whatever, but we have betas or friends or just plain grammarly to help us out and you know what? i’ve read plenty of fics that i thought we’re better than books.

you know that AU you wrote? that story is your own. you might have used character names and maybe their background info, but you created a story different than the one given to us. i love y’all.

you know that canon compliant story or that story set in the same universe you wrote? hell yeah, we wish that we had that content in the original. fucking kudos.

all the one shots, multi chapters, freaking series, all of it. crack and all, it’s so impressive. you all deserve more applause and appreciation, but know as an avid writer and reader, keep on doing what you’re doing. you are so appreciated and so loved. thank you!

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It’s The Avengers (03x06)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 3 Episode 06: Mrs Silvertongue

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: one of those tropes. one of those hnnghh tropes

Word Count: I was supposed to post this four hours ago but my colleague called me to play and that dumb dork was drunk while I was laughing throughout. So, here it is. Also…I’m hot. No, I am actually hot. The temperatures are going up! I need some cool breeze.

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“Everybody stay together. Do not make eye contact with strangers. Do not buy stuff you don’t know about and definitely do not leave your eatables unattended.”

The camera switched from Loki’s barely composed face to your stuffed one strapping the backpack securely behind you before looking at Loki and the sandwich sitting on the seat between the two of you.

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This was such a fun chapter! Keep up the good work!

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It’s The Avengers (03x05)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 3 Episode 05: Oh no! My Insecurities!

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: one those tropes. one of those sexy sexy tropes

Word Count: what is the science behind wanting to eat so much junk when one has money to spare? I would really like to know so that I can ask my brain how it work without it for sooooo long and then one day decided to go batchit crazy. Maybe I was eating away my insecurities. But then again, when I was anxious I lost weight like anything because I just cuold not bring myself to freaking eat! What is it body and brain?! What makes you crave that dirty dirty foood! *gollum’s voice* tell me you filthy animal!

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Tony stood in the kitchenette in front of a mixer, adding in a variety of green vegetables present in front of him, a tune on his lips in the form of a whistle that only stopped when he crossed eyes with the camera.

“Oh, hi! Didn’t see you there! I’m just here making myself an amazing green smoothie. Good for the heart and the head.”

Tony took in a lungful and turned the mixer on with a satisfied sigh leaving him. “What a beautiful day, isn’t it?”

The camera panned out to watch Vision walking into the Lounge, a blank expression painted on his face as he tilted his head to watch Tony at work. “You seem quite chirpy today,” he stated the obvious.

“I am. I have made quite the progress in my therapy and I am beginning to feel so much lighter than I was ever before. Letting go of stuff that worries me, you know. Aah, it feels good to not care about a thing in the world.”

The camera settled on Vision’s face. He blinked and tried to furrow his brows as he had seen everyone else around him do. “So, you no longer care about Y/N?”

The mixer was turned off and the container opened to pour the contents into a glass. Tony chuckled. “Y/N will be fine. Loki is there with her. Carol will be meeting them soon enough. I don’t have to worry about much. I’ll look at the footage once I get time from my mini-vacay I’ll be taking in our backyard. You should come too.”

Vision straightened his head and nodded. “I would love to,” he acknowledged the invitation while taking his potion of the green juice offered by Stark, “and I have to say Barton’s worries were wrong about you.”

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I LOVE LOVE LOVE that Scott's a shipper!!! This was such an entertaining chapter

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Grilled Cheese

Carol Danvers, Loki, Nick Fury

ONE SHOT

Warnings: None

Summary: Carol has saved Loki and brought him (back) to earth for help from an old friend, who clearly has no soft corner for the guy who tried to destroy his planet. Some feelings are fun to share over grilled cheese

SOME of you have already read this work. I don’t know which ones. But I did not include it in my masterlist previously which is why I am reposting it again as a full fledged one shot.

Word Count: Pimples in the worst places! what the hellll?!! Anyways…have you ever looked at a person and thought…’I would not date them but I would definitely do them. Date? Never. Nooo. Uh uh. Something’s off about them.’

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“Hey Dumbass One and Dumbass Two! Breakfast is ready!”

A groan came from the living room while giddy footsteps came down the staircase. The TV was switched off and Loki appeared to the small table for three in the kitchen with a distasteful look, dragging the little stool by the wall next to the chair he sat in.

“Is it even edible?” he flat-out asked his host.

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This was great-honestly, just the type of stuff I needed this morning

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It’s The Avengers (03x04)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 3 Episode 04: She Who Seduces

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: wow! lots of stuff you guys want but at the same time aren’t gettin’ any

Word Count: It’s a weird feeling to be tagged as an essential worker, but not be made to feel like an essential worker? I mean I feel I’m not one. But if I am being forced out of my house, being exposed to the possibility of catching the virus, being ignored by corporate, media and the govt as humans, I have to wonder why am I even sitting here. I get the doctors and nurses and no amount of verbal praise can even come close to what they are doing right now. But if me and my colleagues have be ignored and made to work at large, I’d rather we do it from the safety of our homes, man. (Just when I had started to get better on my own)

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The camera focused on a blue egg the colour of sky lying in the dirt, zooming in on it a little before jolting back as the egg moved. The camera did the entire cycle once again before a fluff hand tried to smack that egg like a cat curious about this unexplained cute atrocity in front of them.

“Lulu!” a voice called from somewhere in the distance in the midst of a mixture of all sorts of noises- like the ones experienced in your neighbourhood local market. But the camera did not budge till it recorded the sky egg crack bit by bit before a pair of blue eyes popped out on a little white head. Those gorgeous cute eyes looked at the camera, blinking out of coordination before looking at the little golden fuzzy arm slowly coming towards its head. Blinking again- this time with curiosity- the blue eyes froze on that snail-paced extension of a husk behind the camera before a tiny void opened under those innocent eyes to take that husk arm into it and bite down with an audible crunch.

Javier’s camera swiftly turned to Lulu’s cries, finding him far behind in the crowd of aliens trying to knock something away from his arm.

The little husk- screaming and howling like a little dog in pain- was rescued by pale fingers catching hold of the round head that was too stubborn to let go. A little squeeze and those surprisingly vicious teeth let go, breaking the remnants of the eggshells to let out white paws attached to the tiniest legs.

“Scram,” Loki ordered the white alien- who ran away as quickly as possible- before turning towards Lulu, “what were you trying to do with that beast? Have it for breakfast?”

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Wow I loved that, especially the reactions from the people in Stark' s tower. Thank you for continuing to bless us with this story during these stressful times

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like this is from the free comic book day issue of that avengers reboot that’s happening and i just cannot believe how blessed we all are that this is this motherfucker’s canon design. the MULTIPLE BELTS. the LEATHER PANTS. the FINGERLESS GLOVES THAT JUST KEEP GETTING MORE COMPLEX AND GOTH. the I WENT TO SEPHORA AND ONLY CHOSE MAKEUP IN THE DARKEST SHADE OF BLACK lip/brow/liner combo. truly we stan a bi gnc icon