*explodes into the sunset*

imagining dimension20 and fantasy high as a niche piece of media and then having them sell out madison square garden is fucking nuts. my darling adventuring party.

kipperlily being mad that she’s boring is so wild bc it’s like. she’s angry because she wants there to be something that makes her not have to work. she’s angry because if she wants to get better, she has to work harder. she’s angry because she wants it to be someone else’s fault. she’s angry because she knows it’s not. she’s angry because if she stops for a moment to think about the fact she may actually be responsible for some of her own misery, she’ll spiral out completely.

Everyone who said kipperlily was evil because she was mad about being an NPC you were so right

starts crying over librarian aelwyn in mordred with her two new little sisters

Kipperlilly is ridiculous and petty for many reasons but her thinking that Riz losing his father at a young age dooming him and his mom to grieve and struggle financially for years is an "advantage on being an adventurer" just shows how little of an adventurer she is herself.

If that was true that Riz had an advantage for having his dad connected in conspiracies then Kristen wouldn't have ever gotten to the point where she is now. Her parents were normal and boring as fuck and they also sucked majorly, and none of that stopped Kristen from going out there and making a name for herself and becoming one of the most gifted clerics in the world. I think that as much as she's jealous of Riz, she's angry at Kristen because Kristen is proof that her excuses don't mean a thing and she can't hide behind them to avoid being a decent adventurer and actually pursuing greatness on her own accord.

no because this line paired with the straight face killed me but also reads like a teenager trying to hide their excitement over the prospect of sharing her space with 15 cats

why i can't stomach the thought of a gillariel baby

as funny as the bit is, i feel my stomach twist up every time we get closer to it becoming canon because the same woman who neglected fabian his entire life (despite being present) & the same man who left his daughter to go on a YEARS LONG cruise without so much as a goodbye cannot be functional parents.

and beyond that even... what if they are good parents? emily/fig keeps saying gilear deserves this, but honestly i keep seeing the I Wanted That Mom scene from The Good Place flash before my eyes when i think about fabian.

either they're neglectful parents that force another child into the world to be neglected or fabian gets proof that hallariel could have been a good mother to him and chose not to be.

Every day I am more and more suspicious of Jayce “cool innate magic teacher who we’ve actually never seen cast magic” Stardiamond, and for good reason.

yeah i'm gonna need one of those. dropout store get on it

Honor the cock

I love when people get the mystery Brennan's laid in front of them and Brennan just so proud says "no rolls necessary"

So kipperlily wanted Lucy to change her god, and thats where she lost her on the whole resurrect the rage and conquest god quest. Lucy doesnt want to change her god, so when they all drink the koolaid or rat poison (im theorizing that kipperlilly was the one who organized all of them dying and being resurrected. Poison is just such a rogue thing) Lucy chooses not to be resurrected bc she’s loyal to her original ancestoral god. Then Yolanda badgood wouldn’t change her god either, something we did se buddy do though. Kipperlilly’s weakness has been clerics who wont change their god, and it’s put a wrench in her plans. Kristen, who after identity crisis after identity crisis wont change her god, is not only her rival but hitting her right where it matters.

God I love clerics, fav class

sandra lynn holds the title of messiest bitch and will never ever lose it. whenever someone comes close to claiming the title, all she needs to do is reveal something about her past and I love her for it

Just imagine Kipperlilly rolling up to the new guidance counsellors office after the pervious one got killed to bring back some kids to life. And she sits there complaining about not having a tragic backstory since every rouge needs a tragic backstory, and that it’s so unfair that Riz has one. He’s got a dead dad, a mom who over works, a missing baby sitter, and he’s poor. And she’s got a pretty much perfect white picket fence life. And all the while the werewolf guidance counsellor who stays as half wolf as a from of a political statement, who less than a few weeks ago was a drug dealer and super down on his luck and life was just over all bad for him has to be like “hmm yea unfair… how about your adventuring skills?”

“Liar, frumpy, wrong” 🤝 ”Regular freak”

Kristen and Gorgug ripping Bobby Dawn to shreds

it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.” 

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

When I taught swim lessons I remember trying to delicately ask parents not to cover their child in shea/coconut/olive oil before lessons.

“I understand your skincare regimen and wanting to protect their tender baby flesh from the pool chemicals, but COULD YOU NOT OIL YOUR CHILD LIKE A GREASED PIG before tossing them in the POOL? Thanks EVER so much!”

@nakimochiku i CACKLED