This will never not be funny

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commission for @letsbreereal

LOOK at these absolutely gorgeous (!!) pieces @beelzeebub drew of my current obsession: Brock Rumlow & Darcy Lewis

Chapters: 11/11 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Brock Rumlow Characters: Darcy Lewis, Brock Rumlow, Nick Fury, Jack Rollins, James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark Additional Tags: Fake Dating, Sharing a Bed, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Oh My God, they were roommates, Bodyguard Romance, Doctor Darcy Lewis, tripleagent!Brock Rumlow, Brock Rumlow is a Good Bro, scarred brock rumlow, Darcy Lewis is the fandom bicycle and I love it, darcy lewis is rich, Family Issues, Nicknames, Snarky Darcy Lewis, Jealousy, Death in the Family, A little bit of angst, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Condoms, Oral Sex, Cunnilingus, Bi Brock Rumlow, Unrequited Love, unrequited hydra husbands, Bi Jack Rollins, Threesome - F/M/M, Suggested Darcy/Brock/Jack Summary:

Darcy needs a secret bodyguard. Brock has too much PTO not to take a break. Now they’re living together and faking a relationship. What could possibly go wrong?

Part of the Darcy Lewis Tropetember celebration.

Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Brock Rumlow Characters: Darcy Lewis, Foggy Nelson, Natasha Romanoff, Nick Fury, Brock Rumlow, Matt Murdock Additional Tags: Disabled!Darcy Lewis, foggy is concerned, Jane is going to be very upset about this, Barbara Gordon is Darcy’s new life plan, meet ugly prompt, TripleAgent!Rumlow Summary:

Darcy doesn’t expect Nick Fury to show up at this coffee shop–and ask her to investigate a STRIKE Commander’s fiancée.

WIP

Starting work on a one shot, meet dirty if you will. Hopefully it turns out good.

Darcy took a deep breath, and grounded herself. Well if she was stuck there for half a day she was going to do her level best to enjoy herself. Darcy walked in and headed straight for the bar only to find she wasn’t the only one there at this time of day. She could only see him from the back. Dark hair, broad shoulders, thick thighs, he was obviously well built. It was even better that she could spot some ink on the back of his very well muscled forearms peeking out from under his sleeves. Yeah, he’d do.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Brock Rumlow Characters: Darcy Lewis, Brock Rumlow Additional Tags: TripleAgent!Rumlow, Scarred!Brock, Awesome Darcy Lewis Series: Part 58 of Taserbones Tumblr Prompts & Tiny (Adorkable) Fics Summary:

Four times Brock Rumlow accidentally runs into Darcy Lewis in DC—and one time he doesn’t.

Is it wrong to say that I want someone to create fanart for my current WIP? I mean draw it, paint it Photoshop it. Just the thought of actually seeing medieval Taserbones would make me so happy.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Brock Rumlow Characters: Darcy Lewis, Brock Rumlow, Jack Rollins, Nick Fury, Maria Hill Additional Tags: Awesome Darcy Lewis, SHIP DARCY LEWIS WITH ALL THE THINGS, Blind Date, Bad date, Wrong number, Soulmates, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Brock Rumlow is a Good Bro, STRIKE Team Alpha, Pop Culture Summary:

Brock gets a call that is obviously a wrong number, but it couldn’t be more right.

insp.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Din Djarin/Darcy Lewis, Pre-Din Djarin/Darcy Lewis Characters: Darcy Lewis, Din Djarin, Grogu | Baby Yoda Additional Tags: Crossover, Darcy is portaled into the Star Wars universe and ends up with Mando and the child, Pre-Relationship, They obviously have feelings for each other, Darcy says whats on her mind Series: Part 3 of Darcy’s Adventures in Star Wars Summary:

Darcy wonders something and can’t help blurting out the question.

Featuring: Darcy crushing on Mando hard, her finding out that he has a birth control implant, and Darcy becoming the eyes emoji at learning this information.

@darcylewisbingo square R2 Free Space

| Series Masterlist | Fic: Take Me to the Lake |

Art by the incredible @bunnelbie​ (I love it so much, thank you!)

A scene from my fic Take Me to the Lake where Din and Darcy are in a lake.

Notes: Storbotkid87 (from AO3) once said: “Absolutely love your snippets. Could you do one where they with either Brock’s or Darcy’s family and have to tell them that she pregnant?”

So here it is.

“What are you going to do if my father pulls out a shotgun and demands you marry me?”

Brock frowned. “Is this a tricky question?”

Darcy narrowed her eyes. “It wasn’t supposed to be.”

 “Babe, don’t worry.” Brock put an arm around her shoulders. “I’m trained in 37 different ways to disarm a man.”

Darcy rolled her eyes. “Let’s just get this done.”

Brock held her hand before she could knock on the door. “Darcy.” He made her look at him. “I love you. I already love the jelly bean.” He touched her belly. “It’ll be fine.”

She sighed. “You’re right.”

So they knocked on her parents’ door, let them gush over the unexpected visit, make them sit in the living room, prepare coffee, make a bit of small talk, then…

“I’m pregnant.” Darcy declared, seemingly out of nowhere, in a moment when her mother had just asked how the weather was in DC.

Brock’s head turned to her so fast, she thought he must have hurt his neck. Her parents sat there in complete silence, their faces in shock.

“Are you serious?” Her mother demanded.

“Yes, mother.”

Dinah -Darcy’s mother -let out an inhuman sound that probably made all the dogs in the neighborhood cry in pain. Jake -her father -was still very much frozen.

“Oh my gosh! This is so great.” Dinah gushed, getting up to hug Darcy. “I can’t believe this. When? How?”

“I’m sure you know how.” Darcy chuckled. “I’m 8 weeks…”

Jake got up. “I need to find my shotgun.”

“Dad!”

“You’re getting married!” He father informed/shouted at her as she moved out of the living room.

Darcy gave Brock a look. “Now what?”

He just smirked. “We’re getting married, babe.”

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers Characters: Darcy Lewis, Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Kissing, Fluff, Wordcount: 500-1.000, One Shot Summary:

The second his lips met hers, Darcy knew she was going to invite Steve inside.

for @darcylightninglewis