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When I Was A Spider I Had A Fear Of Little Girls

@the-shooty-spiderlady / the-shooty-spiderlady.tumblr.com

I still do.
RejectedWatch's Widowmaker
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gabe: genji!!!! get on the drop ship or we’ll lose this game!!!!!!!!!!

a level 17 genji whos about to pull off a late ult because theres no way in hell hes not getting gold in elims:

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quick psa to all tumblr users: don’t let fans ruin something you love, don’t let fandom ruin something that makes you happy, don’t give others the opportunity to bring you down, the moment you do, they win. 

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the signs as things my dad has said while playing overwatch

ARIES: alright boys going on a mad flank see you in top 500 TAURUS:  *nanoboosts genji* i made this for you because i love you GEMINI: i diagnose the enemy team with major depression *gets a sextuple death blossom* CANCER: how many ults does it take to get to the center of the point? well three more apparently  LEO: moira! rez me moira! moira! VIRGO: worry not vegans, no winstons were harmed in this play of the game LIBRA: if you cant handle me at my attack symmetra, you don’t deserve me at my reinhardt SCORPIO: do we have a decent team comp? no? good.  SAGITTARIUS: ♫ in the spawn, i feel safe, junkrat dont care bout my ways ♫ CAPRICORN: “this will protect us” how do you know? how can i trust you? AQUARIUS: looks like i’m sacrificing myself to the junkrat gods *dashes directly into riptire* PISCES:  *dies* the bell tolls for me

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