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@absclutc-blog / absclutc-blog.tumblr.com

tw; death.
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I will be on, I’m just taking advantage of the long weekend to finish up some stuff for work.

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ohmyaranea

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  1. a shy kiss. 
  2. a forehead kiss.
  3. a cheek kiss.
  4. a nuzzle kiss.
  5. a neck kiss.
  6. a hand kiss. 
  7. a hug + kiss combo. 
  8. a dying kiss. 
  9. a bleeding / bloody kiss. 
  10. an assertive kiss. 
  11. a nonchalant / uninterested kiss. 
  12. a kiss to your muse’s shoes. 
  13. a blown kiss. 
  14. a sad / crying kiss. 
  15. a quick kiss. 
  16. a happy kiss.
  17. a teasing / sensual kiss. 
  18. a platonic kiss. 
  19. a clumsy kiss
  20. a kiss of your choosing! ( requested by the sender! )
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                                         In the land of the dead, heck boy, ain't it grand?                                                   I'm the o v e r l o r d of the underworld,                                                          cause I hold Horror's Hand.                                              In the land of the dead, I'm darkside royalty                                                              I'm far renowned in the underground,                                                  and you can't take that from me.

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GORE SENTENCE STARTERS.

* heavily triggered sentences, read & reblog with caution !!

’ The blood felt warm and sticky between my fingers. ’ ’ I’m busy digging the dry blood and fleshy skin from under my nails right now. ’ ’ Cut me open and finger my incision. ’ ’ Let’s cut his face off and wear it around the town. ’ ’ I never knew it would take this long to skin a human body. ’ ’ Hand me that drill over there, will you? ’ ’ Look at you, bleeding all over my new carpet! ’ ’ Oh, I’ll make you scream for me alright. ’ ’ There are maggots all over his face! Get them off! ’ ’ Can we fill the pool up with their blood then take a swim in it? ’ ’ You smell that? That’s the smell of decompsed bodies! ’ ’ Hang ‘em upside down, slice ‘em and watch the blood pour on me. ’ ’ You gotta drill ‘em right in the center of their forehead. ’ ’ Lick the blood from my fingers, unless you’re too chicken. ’ ’ Put the gloves on and help me remove these organs now! ’ ’ I dissect human’s in my basement for fun. ’ ’ I’m performing a surgery right now, care to join or better yet, watch? ’ ’ You ever eat a brain? No? Well, you’re eating one now. ’ ’ I have prepared brain for dinner tonight, hope you like… ’ ’ I prefer the human organs to eat over other species. ’ ’ Look, I cut if off their body for a souviner. ’ ’ I carve out their eyeballs and keep them for souviners. ’ ’ I spent all night making this mess, why would I want to clean it up? ’ ’ Fill those jars up with water, we’re going to put the organs in them. ’ ’ Alright, what organ are we taking from this one? ’ ’ You look so good with all that blood splatter on your face. ’ ’ This tub is used for fresh blood to bathe in. Cleanses the pores. ’ ’ I love to kiss those dead, cold lips! ’ ’ I’d rather kiss the dead guy than kiss you! ’ ’ Blood has such a sweet taste to it! Mmmm! Yummy! ’ ’ I’m sorry, what was that? You can’t speak clearly without your tongue? ’ ’ Ever play soccer with an eyeball before? It’s a lot easier for it to go flat… ’ ’ I will cut your heart out and eat it, just like you did to me! ’ ’ That rat bastard got me back, slipped on his brains and fell! ’ ’ I’m sorry, I can’t stop laughing at the girl talking with no tongue! It’s too funny! ’ ’ Be careful in there! There’s brains and blood everywhere! ’ ’ Go on and cut me, go on! Do it! Do it already! ’ ’ I’m going to mail your feet to the floor so you don’t run away again! ’ ’ Stop screaming, i’m trying to carve our names into your skin! ’ ’ I just wanted to carve a heart in his skin but he wouldn’t stop screaming! ’ ’ Go on and scream all you want! No one can hear you down here! ’ ’ There are fifty fucking paint buckets full of blood in here! ’ ’ I love the thick flesh under my nails when I claw them to death! ’ ’ Picking chuncks of flesh and meat from your teeth again? ’ ’ Guns aren’t any fun! They’re too quick! ’ ’ Killing with a gun is like getting off in two seconds! It’s boring! ’ ’ I got a knife with your name on it, if you’re up for it. ’ ’ After I kill you, I’m going to eat every organ in your body! ’ ’ I just want to get to the spleen of the stomach before noon today. ’ ’ I will slice you right down the middle, right here in front of everybody! ’ ’ I enjoy the sounds you make when I’m strangling you. ’ ’ I strangle people because that sound is sensational to hear. ’ ’ Leave the mess, never clean up parts of your finest work. ’ ’ I dug my nails so far into their skin I drew blood, then I licked it up. ’ ’ I shoved my thumbs into his eye sockets! ’ ’ Look, how do I look? Like the new face? ’ ’ All this blood came from just one body! ’ ’ Let’s go! We’ve got to move all these bodies tonight! ’ ’ I told you to stop sleeping with the dead bodies! ’ ’ Why is there a brain in your fridge? Is it.. from a human? ’ ’ Can you believe my knife went dull on me while I was stabbing away back there? ’ ’ Where is all the knives? Did you use them all? Again? ’ ’ What is that? Oh my, oh my god, what is that? Please tell me it’s not.. ’ ’ I’ve got a human heart in a shoe box, would like to see? ’ ’ I could see his heart when they shot him with the shot gun. ’ ’ How are you still alive? I can see your ribcage! ’ ’ When we get married, we’re tying dead bodies to our bumper instead of cans! ’ ’ I always wanted to go on a killing spree with some backseat hostages! ’ ’ Can I finger the punctured hole! Just one time please! ’ ’ How are they still alive? I can see they’re ribcage! ’ ’ Wow, I can see your bone! I’m going to touch it, just once! ’ ’ No offense but I really wanted to listen to music while sawing these limbs off. ’ ’ I’m going to beat you with this sawed off limb, here I come! I’m coming, you better run! ’

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Starters | Kidnapped

“Hey there, sleeping beauty. You been out for a while.” 

“Shut up, stop fucking screaming!” 

“Oh, you want to fight me? That’s cute.” 

“Come on, you can take a hit better than that, can’t you?” 

“Fuck, stay down, would you?” 

“Don’t squirm so much, you’re going to hurt yourself and piss me off.” 

“You’ve got five seconds to get down on the ground again, or I’ll shoot.” 

“You need both legs to run, why don’t I break one?” 

“See, if you’d cooperated, I wouldn’t have had to hurt you.” 

“Easy, sweetheart. The barrel of the gun is cold, isn’t it?” 

“Open your mouth before I choke you with the gag, instead.” 

“Can’t see a thing, can you?” 

“Well, look who finally came around. Don’t bother looking around, you have no idea where we are.” 

“Such a pretty face, it’d be a shame to mess it up.” 

“I think you look pretty cute with a bloody lip. Don’t make me do it again.” 

“I’m prepared to keep you as long as I need to. Until I get what I want, you’re mine.”

“Listen, I’m what stands between you and death, so I suggest you give me some fuckin’ respect.”

“No one’s gonna came save you.” 

“I’ve been watching you for a while. This was almost easy.” 

“What’s a pretty thing like you doing out here by yourself?”

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“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

  • “What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
  • “Fuck this.”
  • “Get the fuck out of here.”
  • “Who the fuck are you?”
  • “Fuck that!”
  • “I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
  • “Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
  • “Shut the fuck up.“
  • “Get your fucking act together.”
  • “Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
  • “Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
  • “Get your fucking hands off of me!”
  • “Stay the fuck away from me.”
  • “Who stole my fucking shit?!”
  • “Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
  • “You wanna fucking go, punk?”
  • “Get the fuck over it.”
  • “Where the fuck have you been?”
  • “What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

  • “Fuck life.” 
  • “No, I’m not fucking over it.”
  • “Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
  • “What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
  • “Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
  • “I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
  • “Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
  • “The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
  • “I fucking miss him/her/them.”
  • “Who the fuck cares?”
  • “All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
  • “I fucked up my own life.”
  • “I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

  • “Fuck you!”
  • “I fucked your mom last night.” 
  • “You’re a fucking asshole.”
  • “You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 
  • “Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 
  • “Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
  • “Go fuck yourself.”
  • “Motherfucker!”
  • “Wow, that’s fucking small.”
  • “Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

  • “Fuck me.”
  • “I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
  • “I’d fuck you all night long.”
  • “You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
  • “You look so fucking hot right now.”
  • “Fuck–faster~”
  • “FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
  • “I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
  • “Babe, fuck–not here.”
  • “You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
  • “I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
  • “I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
  • “F-fuck–please–~”
  • “I’d let you fuck me any day.”
  • “You better use a fucking condom.”
  • “Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
  • “Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
  • “Fuck, it’s big.”
  • “Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

  • “Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
  • “How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
  • “Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
  • “I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
  • “This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
  • “It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
  • “Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
  • “What the fuck did we do last night?”
  • “Where the fuck am I?”
  • “Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
  • “Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
  • “Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
  • “Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
  • “Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
  • “It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
  • “FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
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