got a bone to pick

“I can’t believe you,” Lois seethes as she slams the door behind her, her chandelier earrings quivering. 

Clark sighs. “It’s really not that big of a deal.”

Lois whirls around. “It is!” she pokes him, hard, in the chest, right below his lopsided, droopy bow tie. “You are a damn good reporter, and I will punch anyone who says otherwise right in the face.”

Clark’s shoulders slump even further, which Lois didn’t know was even possible. “I know. You nearly did.”

“You shouldn’t have held me back!”

“Lois,” Clark says patiently, “it was a fundraiser for Metropolis’ group homes. I couldn’t let you start a fight in front of literal children.”

“Oh, gimme a break. They’re orphans. They’ve definitely seen worse.”

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

Hear me out: Untitled Goose Game in Ankh-Morpork…

Think of all the mayhem you could create.

(I really really want so bad this game/DLC to exist. So much potential. @house_house_ call me (or, better, call the Pratchetts)) Next drawing: the Post!

I made a blank one to use as a reaction image.

If ever there was a better time for this, I don't know when that would have been.

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks

super secret special mission!!

(want a chance to get a comic or illustration by me? I'm doing prizes for a charity raffle for @fandomsforpali, more info here!!)

my mom's in a pokemon go battle right now in the other room saying a whole shonen protagonist speech

apparently there are tricks to cheat during battles and you can sometimes tell when your opponent is cheating and i just heard her say to her phone, verbatim, "why do you cheat? does it make you feel good? do you lack such esteem that false victory is good enough for you? fuck you. i'll go down fighting."

she just started saying "die raichu die. die die die die. with your big smile, die"

and I said "mom I don't know if I like what this game brings out in you"

and she said, "what, would you want your mother to be some sort of loser in the leagues???"

in the pokemon world, where it's normal and encouraged for 12-year-olds to strike out on their own and be largely self-sufficient to train pokemon, we must also consider 12-year-olds could also be left at home with pokemon to be largely self sufficient while their parents travel the world training pokemon.

which is what my mom might realistically do.