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the tswift bullshit seems unbearable and unending but i need my fellow haters to remember the wise words of ursula ke le guin. the power of ms private jet pollution queen fandom seems inescapable, but so did the divine right of sherlock and the mcu. any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words. commit to haterdom with all your heart and all your soul is what i'm saying.

Since ppl seem to keep spreading misinformation & using the wrong terms on here, here's a chart:

[Image description: photo of a venn diagram drawn on lined paper. There are 3 circles. The largest is labeled "Algonquian" & highlighted in orange marker, with the following languages written inside of it but not inside the other circles: "Arapaho, Blackfoot, Menominee, Kickapoo, Shawnee, Cheyenne, Powhatan, Abenaki, Maliseet, Mi'kmaq". The second, medium sized circle sits within the largest circle & is labeled "Anishnaabe" & highlighted in bright yellow, with the languages "Odawa, Potawatomi, Mississaugas, Salteaux, Nippising, & Ojibwe" written inside the second circle". The language "Oji-Cree" is labeled inside its own small circle intersecting with the Algonquian & Anishnaabe circle. Finally, the smallest circle is at the bottom & is inside the se one largest circle which is also inside the Algonquian circle. The smallest circle is labeled "Algonquin" & highlighted in pink. End description]

"Algonquian", ending with an "-uian", is a language family, with multiple languages & tribes that fall under it. The languages listed here is not exhaustive, & there are more Algonquian languages than listed here.

"Anishnaabe" is a group of culturally related tribes that lived near the Great Lakes region & were allied with each other, and all happen to fall under the Algonquian language family. Anishnaabe does not only exclusively refer to the Ojibwe tribe or language, though they often use this to refer to themselves. Not all Algonquian tribes fall under the "Anishnaabe" group, such as the Cree (except in the case of Oji-Crees), or Blackfoot.

"Algonquin", ending with just "-uin", is a singular tribe and language that is both in the Algonquian language family, as well as a part of the Anishnaabe language group.

Petoskey Stones

that's because they're professionals who are friends in real life like most actors. they just pretend to be rivals on set during filming

forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

Crying because in 2006, 33% of Out magazine readers thought J2 should be in Brokeback Mountain 2.

Also Dakota Fanning. 

really like the idea that brokeback 2 would have two new, separate gay cowboys on brokeback mountain, which implies either that the mountain is turning people gay or that it is drawing gay cowboys to it like a beacon

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you

recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs

Pine Ridge Reservation. Photo by Aaron Huey.

it's so irritating when a drama that's stylistically meant to convey 1950s suburban dysfunction just ends up trying to reflect modern day relationship dynamics between normal people. im tired of seeing upper middle class family patriarchs written to sound like someone's dopey college boyfriend and isolated neurotic housewives that sound like they have a feminist consciousness sculpted by early 2010s jezebel articles......

no disrespect to the queens that are trying to give form to the exhaustion they feel in unequal relationships, but if you are an established adult with a masters degree and a well paying Creative job irl then you can't really lay claim to the whole disenfranchised housewife dynamic. you however can probably get away with a bit of terrorism against your emotionally unavailable husband that the women of your grandmother's generation would not have been able to expend. put him in a Rosemary's Baby of your own design. it's literally fine.

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

She never finds out about perry fighting him cuz shes always trying to bust her brothers while doof liveblogs getting his ass kicked

they have carl blocked

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Because folks liked my latest pigeon comic so much, here's another pigeon piece!

I made this a couple years ago for a sadly now defunct publication called Pipe Wrench. I hope this piece helps spread more pigeon love.