ABBA - Gimme Gimme Gimme

8-bit version (square waves)

this is what plays in the background when you have to fight abba in 1to1 combat

1v4 you coward

Tag yourself “People pretending to be Baby Boomers” edition

aww nasa has a page for space technology terms you can use in science fiction

nerds

“People are naturally lazy and will never do any kind of work for free.”

Minecraft Players:

this is from actually from 2014! here’s what this year’s version looks like.

hi what the Fuck

Our Beautiful Ladies

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

I’m sorry everyone, I just really needed to share my experience with RE2 so far.

The usual “he’s kinda stupid but he’s my stupid so I’m stuck with him”

You know what I would love to see in dnd? The magical work arounds disabled characters use to prosper in every day life. Mute people using message cantrips to communicate, tinkerers creating prosthesis that the user can feel and operate like inherent limbs, blind people using a familiar to see their surroundings. Has FMA and ATLA taught us nothing? I wanna see badass disabled characters man!

Scoob and the gang have an existential crisis.

observe.

The fucking op name killed me

I never want my marriage to be based on toleration.

*relationship

*existence

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART HAS BEEN DEAD FOR EXACTLY 226 SLUTTY, SLUTTY YEARS

I love that this post is here to dunk on logan paul and the flat earth society

so i lent my cousin bloodborne, he speaks a little english but he has some trouble reading it, i figured he’d be fine since he plays RPGs and all you really need to understand is numbers going up

so i asked him how its going, and he’s telling me hes stuck on father gascione, and cleric beast gave him hours of trouble. i was like “oh damn at least you beat it tho, gascione is really a test of how good you are at the gun parrys” -“…gun parries?” - yeah! omg, if you shoot something right before it attacks you’ll like stun it for a big hit, im sorry i shouldve told you -“guns?? you get guns in this game?” - yeah..you get the gun along with your main weapon - “????”

so my cousin beat the cleric beast and everything between that and gascione with his bare fucking fists and he’s been under the impression that the game is just really hardcore

God tier right here

Everyone needs to get on this guy’s level