jk i dont want to do this i want to make a new rp blog but idk who for
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So that’s where she’s been hiding…
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Gotta please dat boyfriend
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Place one of these in my ask if we've never interacted before
"Do you know where the closest diner is?"
"You look familiar. Have we met before?"
"I'm sorry! I really should watch where I'm walking..."
"Are you hurt?"
"You have a lovely smile."
"Were you talking to me?"
"The sun is awfully bright today."
"... I think I know your sister/brother/mother/etc."
"I think you've mistaken me for someone else."
"Don't be an idiot!"
"What's your name?"
"I'm [...]. It's great to meet ya!"
"No, go ahead. I'm not in any rush."
"Where're you from?"
"This is just how I am."
"Get out of the way!"
"Why are you staring at me like that?"
Reaper
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fast draft Anahardt because…I need some and is so rare.
Send me the emoticon and my muse will react to your muse:
(or the other way around - tell me!)
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .
sombra has to be the most frustrating coworker.
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Sharing A Bed Starters
"Did you have a nightmare?"
"I had a nightmare."
"There's plenty of room for the both of us."
"There is not enough room here for both of us."
"It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."
"You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"
"We've only got the one bed between the two of us."
"Quit stealing the covers."
"Quit kicking me."
"It's better than sleeping on the floor."
"It's either this or you sleep in the tub."
"Alright. Get up here."
"We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"
"Please go to bed."
"Sleep is for the weak."
"Do you have any idea what time it is?"
"Dutch oven!"
"You sleep on top of the sheets."
"I'll sleep on top of the sheets."
"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"
"You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."
"I have to sleep closer to the door."
"I can't sleep this close to the door."
"Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."
"Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."
"We can cuddle."
"Just don't try cuddling me or anything."
This new age stuff is getting too crazy.
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Anonymous asked:
Undertale?
I hate tge undertale fandom so id never make an rp blog for one of them, but I liked the game. Probably Dr Alphys
Who do you trust with your phone: Overwatch
Ana: Disappears for 14 years with it. Pretends she didn’t know she still had it. Bastion: Will protect it but at what cost? D.Va: Will beat all your app high scores and blow up your Twitter feed. Genji: Did you have fruit ninja? Now you have fruit ninja. Hanzo: What the fuck is a phone, he asks. You leave the man be. He has no need for such things. Only guilt. Junkrat: Breaks your phone on purpose. Will not apologize. 100% do not trust. Lucio: Phone comes back better than what you originally had. Plus he gives you free music. 100% sweetie pie. McCree: Buttdials your significant other and facetimes your parents pretending to be your sugar daddy. 100% do not trust. Mei: Updated your apps and finally cleaned the screen. Mercy: Buys you an otterbox. Pharrah: Your phone comes back the same way it came. Nothing is different. 100% safe. Reaper: Reads all your emails and throws your phone away when it dies. Reinhardt: Protects it. Cherishes it. 100% safe. Roadhog: Nothing seems different but for some reason there are a lot of blurry pictures of animals on your photo feed. S76: If your phone is a smart phone, do not even think about it. This man doesn’t know how to use a touchscreen are you kidding me??? 100% safe but might come back with a few new scratches and smell like mothballs. Symmetra: Updates your phone and downloads apps without asking. Says its for a better world. Torbjorn: Your phone is now a turret. Tracer: Takes selfies at light speed. Breaks your phone on accident. Doesn’t replace it. Widowmaker: Doesn’t use. Refuses to use it. Refuses to touch it. Winston: Breaks your phone on accident. Replaces it with a better model. Zarya: Breaks your phone on accident. Replaces it with the same model. Zenyatta: Talks to the os systems for fun. 100% safe. 100% cute.
It was suppose to be a quick design but somehow I spent a whole day on this.
Bioshock Infinite Sentence Starters
A mix of things said in the BIOSHOCK INFINITE games.
❝ I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. ❞ ❝ Are you going to just sit there? ❞ ❝ You expect me to shoulder the burden? ❞ ❝ Not all debts can be repaid. ❞ ❝ I’m not busting down any doors. ❞ ❝ I know why you’ve come. ❞ ❝ I know how it ends. ❞ ❝ I’d greatly appreciate it if you would assist. ❞ ❝ One day, a man came to you and offered you a chance at redemption. ❞ ❝ Stop it. Will you stop it!? ❞ ❝ I’m not here to hurt you. ❞ ❝ Who are you? ❞ ❝ I never find that as satisfying as I’d imagined. ❞ ❝ Are you real? ❞ ❝ Feats of wonderment are at the tips of your fingers. ❞ ❝ I’m real enough. ❞ ❝ You don’t want to be here when he gets here. ❞ ❝ Bring us the girl, and wipe away the debt. ❞ ❝ This will end in blood. ❞ ❝ It always ends in blood. ❞ ❝ You killed those people. ❞ ❝ I can’t believe you did that. ❞ ❝ You’re a monster! ❞ ❝ What did you think was gonna happen? ❞ ❝ You think people like that are just gonna let you walk away? ❞ ❝ What am I? ❞ ❝ It’s a bad place. ❞ ❝ From here on, it’s only gonna get worse. ❞ ❝ I’m not you. ❞ ❝ What about me? ❞ ❝ Did I ever even have a choice? Did you? ❞ ❝ I will never escape it. ❞ ❝ It’s like a wheel of blood spinning round and round. ❞ ❝ You’ve come to wipe your slate clean. ❞ ❝ Time will walk backwards before you find redemption. ❞ ❝ Some sins can’t be forgiven. ❞ ❝ The deal is off. You hear me? ❞ ❝ It wasn’t my fault. I didn’t do anything. ❞ ❝ Leave me alone. Can’t you just leave me alone!? ❞ ❝ I heard you screaming. ❞ ❝ I was coming to get you. ❞ ❝ Put the gun down. ❞ ❝ I don’t understand. ❞ ❝ I never should have left you. ❞ ❝ Shut down the machine. ❞ ❝ What are the odds? ❞ ❝ We’re not animals, you know? ❞ ❝ Please just don’t leave me here. ❞ ❝ We’ve got nothing but time. ❞