Happy birthday @nikowldrawbbles ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Obviously I had to draw your kids haha, hope you like how they look (because I haven’t drawn for a while and I’m a little rusty lol) also I hope you had a great day ~

Hugs!

HHHHH NORI I'M SORRY FOR REBLOGGING THIS SO LATE !! I was hella inactive here :'( ily 💕

“I was in love with your mother but she chose someone else and then died, however I am a good person trying my best to look after you”

Yes:

No:

Thank you for coming to my TED talk goodnight

someone: hey any anime recommendations

me:

Good post Op

YES

I re-did my commission sheets ! The first one was kinda rushed :’D

I also included a PH-exclusive sheet ! In case I have fellow filos out there 💕

Reblogs appreciated !

Already have 2 slots occupied. Three more and I'm closing comms for a two-week break ! 💖

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

Cars Fanfic Author Problems:

i’ve never been more baffled by any single post on this website and i’ve been here for four years

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

Female presenting gkpmnipples

phemale preseghnting mnipples

yall joke but this is the thought process of white american women that are about to name their kid

this is the mood, folks

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I forgot to add there: When commissioning two people in the same illustration, the second person’s price is cut in half !

(example: two people, full-body lineart = 20 + 10 :D)

Please read everything ! Don’t hesitate to ask me anything in my DMs ! Feel free to hit me up too if you’re interested.

I have 5 slots open for now :D

[Reblogs appreciated ! 💖]

Boop !

the most underrated Vintage Tumblr Meme is that audio post that’s just what makes you beautiful but with laughs

its called whatmakesyouhaha you UNCULTURED SWINE

Very recommended to listen.

me when I’m going to bed and I finally get The Joke

me: could you pass the salt please?

my angel gf: sure *smites the couple sitting next to us in the restaurant and breaks a chunk off one of the pillars of salt left in their place before handing it to me*

me: baby we talked about this

I think the greatest thing about Maka Albarn is the fact that she’s just this scrawny little 13-16 year old girl throughout the entirety of Soul Eater and she can and WILL absolutely throw down and kick your fucking ass like, imagine you’re this super powerful and super ancient being and here comes this middle school girl who punches you in the face so hard you evaporate

PAYPAL IS TRYING TO SLIP THE RUG UNDER US. Or they may have said this and just no one read about it or noticed/knew.

OKAY SO BEFORE YOU SEND ANY MONEY FOR THAT AWESOME COMMISSION YOU WANT TO BUY FROM THAT AWESOME ARTIST. PLEASE STOP AND READ THIS.

Paypal changed the look of how you will fill out information and send money. Thus, you need to be super careful. Don’t go all willy nilly through and be like “Yeah yeah yeah send” you need to stop when you see this screen right away.

Before you proceed, you will first notice one major thing: your address is showing. What you need to do if you are ordering a DIGITAL WORK (aka, it is being sent to you via the interwebz) is you need to click on your address and there around be a drop down menu of 3 (or more) options:

Be sure to select “No address needed”, it is very important that you do. If you leave your address in there, Paypal will assume that you are to receive a physical package. A physical package which needs proof that exists physically. Paypal will want the artist to provide shipping labels and tracking info on said package. This is bad, very, very bad. Artists can get in trouble if they cannot provide these things.

Please, if an artist asks to send you back your money so that you can send it again correctly, do not be offended. You are paying them to do your commission, how can they do your commission with no money?

Reblog this, send this around, if you want to make a proper tutorial go ahead, I hope this was clear enough as it is.

Important!!!

reblogging cause I had like 3 people do this lol, PLEASE DON’T!!

I’ve already had multiple clients making that mistake and giving me their address, I always have to send the money back to them, asking to resend the money without an address included. 

To save both me and my clients some time, make sure to select that no address is needed. Thank you! <3

I’ve had some of yall do this. Please take note