Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.
general rule of the internet is anyone (of any gender) who says "female" instead of "woman" when talking casually has some weird shit to say
as soon as you
feel your empty stomach
hear it growling
and start seeing results
I don't want to be "MeNtAlLy StAbLe", I want to be skinny bitch!!!!!
TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US
National Holiday
4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us
Today’s the day
seven years of doin it to us
8 years
i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first
wordplay comes before foreplay, babygirl
every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules
i blog for girls who are umm relentlessly tormented. By the misery
Stomach: hey uh send a message to higher ups that I’m hungry
Brain processing center: got it, you are tired, sick, and nauseous
Stomach: what? No I’m hungry, we haven’t eaten all day-
Brain: ready to hurl even!
Stomach: N!!!!!!
For The Masses:
no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500
Look at KB coming through
Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.
I seriously can not stop thinking about this video
it’s like he only rehearsed the 5 times 5 part