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This is the only story about a haunted sword where the haunted sword is the least interesting part of the story.
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Instead of requiring my henchmen to wear matching uniforms, I allow each of them to design their own costume and encourage them all to develop their own unique battle techniques, making each henchperson a minor villain in their own right rather than simply one of a horde
My facility encourages evil career development
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people that act like Britain’s colonial past is ancient history, here are some facts:
- Afghanistan’s independence was in 1919.
- Egypt was in 1922.
- Iraq was in 1932.
- Jordan was in 1946.
- India and Pakistan were in 1947.
- Myanmar and Sri Lanka were in 1948.
- Libya and Oman were in 1951.
- Sudan was in 1956.
- Ghana and Malaysia were in 1957.
- Singapore was in 1959.
- Cyprus and Nigeria were in 1960.
- Cameroon, Kuwait, Tanzania, and Sierra Leone were in 1961.
- Jamaica, Uganda, and Trinidad and Tobago were in 1962.
- Kenya was in 1963.
- Malawi, Malta, and Zambia were in 1964.
- The Gambia and the Maldives were in 1965.
- Barbados, Botswana, Lesotho, and Guyana were in 1966.
- Yemen was in 1967.
- Eswatini (Swaziland), Nauru, and Mauritius were in 1968.
- Fiji and Tonga were in 1970.
- Bahrain, Qatar, and the United Arab Emirates were in 1971.
- The Bahamas was in 1973.
- Grenada was in 1974
- Seychelles was in 1976.
- Dominica, Tuvalu, and the Solomon Islands were in 1978.
- Kiribati and Saint Lucia were in 1979.
- Saint Vincent and the Grenadines were in 1979.
- Vanuatu and Zimbabwe were in 1980.
- Antigua and Barbuda and Belize were in 1981.
- Saint Kitts was in 1983.
- Brunei was in 1984.
In addition to that: Northern Ireland is still a British territory. So are the Falkland Islands and Bermuda.
This is in the lifetime of ancestors we have that are still alive. Many of these countries were left in financial ruination after colonization with their resources drained. Many of these countries have been repeatedly bombed by the UK and their allies since independence as well. The very act of independence often resulted in massive loss of life (see the partition of India and Pakistan which resulted in 2 million people dead, 20 million people displaced, and countless others never recovered). Calling it ancient history or underplaying the sheer cruelty of what the British empire did is such a slap in the face to the people who suffered for centuries.
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Young adult books about dystopias are great until you grow up and realize you’re living in one but there’s no boundary line to escape.
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vampire that corrects all the historical inaccuracies on wikipedia
vampire that’s responsible for all the historical inaccuracies on wikipedia
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my exact aesthetic is “mid 2000s-era birthday party at strange, somewhat ratty kids’ entertainment facility”
madmozarteanfelinefantasy
that’s what i’m talking about babey….
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you ever read a fanfic and just sit back and think...someone wrote something THIS good... and then just....published it on the internet....for free.....
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some of my favorite boat names floating around the suez
theengelswithin
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unclefather
This is a cartoon posted by a trump support and I guess it’s supposed to be shameful and humiliating but it’s actually the future that I want to see. Men being able to hold each others dicks up for them when they’ve had too much to drink. It’s all about support.
"exactly who is reassured is not clear"
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Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper