This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.
#freepalestine
Speak your truth little man
reblog to wish them a happy anniversary and many more<3333
I hope Neil Gaiman knows that he is not included in the anti-celebrity offensive. He is a local and a key member of our community.
— They have said this album is very introspective and represents new beginnings. — Incorrect. That’s lies. It’s manufactured and it’s looking outwards.
Luke, Michael, Calum and Ashton are back with another meme reaction for you so check it out and stay tuned for more this month. 😎
Pre-save 5SOS’ new album "5SOS5" (out on 9/23) right here!
Louis on Zayn videos performing One Direction songs - 24/08
you know what bothers me a lot? this pic posted by Gale Hansen (Charlie Dalton) 3 YEARS AGO.
pissing myself at newsnight showing the list of mps who have resigned with boris johnson's face in the background played to a dramatic rendition of bittersweet symphony like he personally murdered each and every one of them
Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us
through the hardships to the stars
James Potter x Reader
w/c 15,059
a/n soulmate!au, sentences in red are james, blue are reader
{ Being with your soulmate was an experience like no other. In the wizarding world everyone aspires to find their soulmate and live out their lives, but no one ever considers what it’s like to lose one. }
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In the wizarding world, the most important form of magic was widely argued to be that of soulmate magic. Right from birth your soulmate was set in stone, not to be changed by any factor of the universe no matter what. It was a scary thought, that you only got one perfect person for you and that was it, but thankfully the world wasn’t that cruel; it gave you some help at least.
You had two links to your soulmate that began as soon as you were both born. A telepathic connection where the two of you could talk, but until you actually knew one another in person, couldn’t reveal any large details about yourself. And a sort of never-fading engraving on some space of your body that represented the constellations from the day your soulmate was born. Of course everyone was different, different constellations, different areas of the body, no two were alike.
For you, your mark was something you looked at everyday, sitting comfortably right behind your ear. You had to move your hair out of the way to see it, but you thought it made it all the more personal to you. You weren’t very good at astrology, so to you all it looked like was hundreds of little lines of stars that meant so much, belonging to your soulmate. The only real clue you could work with due to your lack of knowledge on the starry subject, was the little date etched underneath the mark, telling you your love was born on the 27th March, 1960.
[call me by blondie playing] THE STEVE HARRINGTON BABYSITTING SERVICE
As gross as it feels to share something I saw on Facebook, here’s some good context for Under the Banner of Heaven
So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we've all been making.
Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.
It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We're so close, you guys. SO close.
when i was in middle school Rude by bruno mars came on the radio in the car with my mom and at the chorus it goes “why you gotta be so rude, don’t you know i’m human too, i’m gonna marry ya anyway” and my mom now had her Disapproving Aura on and sighed and said. see this is why [my divorced uncle] married [his mean ex-wife]. what a sad way of loving. and 13yo me was like Oh Damn That Deep. and mentally filed away the lesson Popular Music Promotes Toxic Behavior Therefore Don’t Marry Someone Who’s Mean To You. and ever since then rude by bruno mars has made me just a little bit sad. cut to 5+ years later the song is no longer popular. i happen to hear it over the tinny speakers in a random fast food place. all at once i realize the lyrics are not, in fact, about marrying a girl despite her hating you (gonna marry ya anyway), but marrying a girl despite her parents hating you (gonna marry her anyway). 13yo me and my mom misheard the same lyric and never paid attention to the rest of the song. i am flabbergasted. one of the pillars of my childhood development has just crumbled in a Subway. i am frantically realigning my entire internal ethics system. the cashier still wants to know if i’m getting a cookie. nothing is real
Its not by bruno mars 😭✋
