what the fuck
holy dickballs yall said you wanted a separate blog for the sins yall are gonna get a separate blog for the sins
(also the porn will still b slow bc yknow whats mental health)
Anonymous asked:
Idk if I ask here lmao but stripper Dan preforms private show for Phil ?
dans wearing his fav outfit: black booty shorts with a gold trim and a sheer white shirt that shows off his slim body, with a gold glitter eyeshadow to add to the look, men are shouting at him like they always do, reaching up to tip him and try and slap his ass.
phils waiting in the back room for dan, not touching the free drink some guy bought him, the music muffled by the door and thick curtains that covered the walls. phil looks up to find dan slipping through the curtains, one of the walls was clearly not a wall, dans cheeks are flushed and his hair is slightly messy.
when dan starts moving, its hypnotic, his legs move so smoothly and his slender body becomes a moving work of art. the light catching the glitter coating dans eyelids as he sways and turns, getting lost in his movements. all his clumsiness is gone as he moves through the air with such grace, his slender fingers undoing his buttons in swift movements, phils lost in the curves of dans body, mesmerised by his soft skin.
Anonymous asked:
while dnp were on tour, you didnt post as much. now that theyre back from tour, youre posting more. coincidence? yeah probably
hey listen its not my fault dnp spent all their free time on tour fucking, there wasnt much time to write with all this dick in my ass
dans eyes are squeezed shut, his toes curling and his legs shaking, phils name falls from his lips as he cums over his chest. he looks to his left, phil is sat next to him on the sofa, his hips bucking as he jerks himself off, his moans deep and throaty as he works his hard cock. this happened almost every day, the two of them slumped on the sofa, jerking themselves off, moaning each other's names as they cum. they were too busy to fuck, not with the tour so close, there would be no chance. so they were left watching each other cum, or hiding in toilets mid rehearsal to suck each other off. ~ it was somehow easier during the tour, all the hotels and long journeys made it easy for them to hide away for half an hour. sleepy handjobs under piles of blankets in hotel rooms and giggly kisses on the bus. they do find the time to fuck, dan gasping beneath phil, his hands gripping phils shoulders, phil kissing up dans neck and face. it's short and sweet, but worth it. ~ when they get back they're exhausted, they spend hours cuddled up on the sofa, sloppy tired handjobs and light touches. they finally have the time to fuck, it's slow and passionate, they're happy to fall apart in each other's arms again, with no limits or fear of making too much noise.
Anonymous asked:
SORRY IDK IF YOU ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU BUT WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS
NAH ITS OKAY MY PRONOUNS ARE THEY/THEM THANK U KIND ANON
Anonymous asked:
More omorashi please! Dan so desperate he's crying, begging Phil to let him piss. Phil mercilessly teasing Dan, pushing down on his bladder and waving the bathroom key in front of his face. (Ps your blog is the absolute best!)
and phils just laughing asking “does baby need to go potty”, pressing down on dans bladder as he cries and begs. hes squirming on the sofa, crossing his legs and focusing on not letting go, his belly swollen with piss he cant let out. phil only smiles and pulls dans loose pajama bottoms off, making it harder for dan to hold on, phil leans down and leaves little kisses on the sensitive skin around dans hard dick, making his squirm even more.
dans told to go and sit in the bath, the toilet only inches away, and wait until he cant anymore. phils sitting on the lid of the toilet, waiting for dan to loose control, leaning forward to make dan drink more water.
dan tells phil he cant hold it anymore, that he has to go now, but phil tells him to wait, dans crying again, tears falling down his clothed chest. phil ties dans hands behind his back and ties his ankles together, dan is squirming and begging, his dick painfully hard and his bladder painfully full. phil pushes him down onto his back, pressing on dans stomach, dan lets go, his piss slowly covering the bottom of the bath and soaking his shirt and hair.
Anonymous asked:
can you do a dry humping hc pls??
2012 was hard for them, they were stressed and tired, finding the time to fuck was impossible.
they had 20 minutes to chill on the sofa, so phil straddled dan.
the bbc toilets were empty so dan was leaving hickeys on phils chest, the two of them squished into a cubicle.
theyd had a fight and didnt want to talk so they hid under the covers and under warm winter jumpers and left bite marks on each other necks.
phil would pull dan onto him while they were watching tv, so they could make the most of their free time.
dans hair would always curl at the ends and phil would always smile and mess it up, the comfortable silence and the uncomfortable mess made it a strange year, but a fun one.
Anonymous asked:
Can you right a part 2 of the chair fic?
im a simple porn blog dont even go there
Anonymous asked:
punk phil fucking religious dan in a confession booth perhaps?
dan acts like hes innocent and sweet, but then hes screaming phils name in a confessional booth, his hands gripping the seat and scratching at the walls, phils hands are on dans hips and in his hair, dans name on his lips.
dan sits there and listens to confessions, his eyes fixed on the cum stains that he left there when phil had him riding his dick, the memories make him hard again but he cant cum without phils permission, so he sits there, letting his own thoughts torture him.
Anonymous asked:
OOOOH SHIT IM A SLUT FOR DAN GETTING DOUBLE PENETRATION (but like,, from phil and a vibe pls pls thank)
dans a mess, his cock is hard and leaking and there’s spit dripping down his chin. phil had been slowly fucking him with progressively bigger and bigger vibrators, each one never hitting his prostate and driving him insane, but now phils behind him, his hands gripping dans hips and his lips on dans neck. dans struggling to keep his balance as phil and short, thick vibrator pound into him. it’s been a full hour and dans nothing has hit dans prostate, phil laughing as dan begs for more stimulation, his arms shaking as he gets more desperate. phil leans back, changing the angle of his thrusts to meet dans prostate with every movement, the vibrator next to his cock and the feeling of dans tight ass driving him towards orgasm. dans arms give way and he’s left with his face pressed into the mattress, his knuckles turning white as he grips the sheets and screams phil name, his orgasm hitting him and his whole body going limp, phil still pounding into his oversensitive ass.
Anonymous asked:
more bdsm phan with dominant Phil please like omg I need it. maybe degradation and edging???
dans lying on his back, phils head between his thighs during one of their few days off, struggling with his arms tied behind his back and phils tongue in his ass. phils told him he cant cum for ten minutes, but dans so distracted that he accidentally cums after only a few minutes.
phil snaps, dan needs to be punished, so hes left lying there with phil in control of the vibrating egg up dans ass, stopping the vibrations when he sees dans close, giggling as dans writhes next to him. he lets dan cum after hours of torture, holding him as he cries through his orgasm.
some days on tour Dan finds it hard to stay away from Phil, he can't cuddle his daddy in a professional setting so they had to find another way to keep close. that's why dans got pretty pink rope tied around his chest and hips, the patterns imprinting on his skin so that, even when he's with Phil, he can see the marks that his daddy left there. Dans got thin red marks on his chest and ass that sting when he moves and bruises across the back of his thighs to remind him of Phil.
anonymous said: Asdfghjkl can you write more omorashi please please please • dans so into it, he drinks loads of water each day so he's always desperate, phils the only person who can tell him when to piss. • he begs Phil to tie him down when he's really desperate, all he can do is wiggle against his bonds and cry. • Phil makes sure Dan drinks at least two glasses of water before filming anything, so he ends up getting more and more desperate as he spends more time filming. • sometimes he makes Dan wear a nappy, and punishes him if he wets it. • dans punishments always include drinking lots of water and any number of vibrators taped to his nipples and dick. • dan always whines and whimpers when he's sat on his knees, completely naked outside the toilet door. the sound fills the whole flat and Phil can tell how close Dan is as he moans and begs louder and louder. • Phil often watches as Dan cries on the sofa, Phil giving him the choice between pissing and orgasm. his eyes flitting around the room as he works out what he wants more.
Anonymous asked:
Ho ho HOE 2 cookie baking gets out of hand w/ phil slapping dans black clothed butt with floury hands! phil somehow gets sprinkles on his face/neck (bc phil) & dan will be happy to lick them off! phil loves when dans mouth tastes of vanilla essence
its easter
Anonymous asked:
Okay, but like, 2009!phil with 2015!dan canons are what I live for.
phil doesnt know how well dan knows his body, hes gasping every time dan kisses him in a spot he never knew would drive him crazy. dans so vocal that it shocks phil, dans begging phil to fuck him harder and faster, rocking his hips back to meet phils thrusts.
phils shocked to find that dans taller than him, and even more shocked to find dan can pick him up with no problem, phils not used to this confident kinky dan.
dan calls phil daddy and phil cums instantly, dan ends up giggling and covering a blushing phil in kisses, telling him its okay and that he can finish himself off, because sometimes thats what his phil does, 2009!phil is shocked but watched with wide eyes as dan fucks his fist moaning phils name.
Anonymous asked:
anal beads (◡‿◡✿)
theyve got those beads that that get progressively bigger, so phil spends hours slowly opening dan up, working up wider and wider so he can take the bigger beads, dans writhing and moaning, desperate for phil to fuck him. dans left, the beads still up his ass, to watch phil open himself up, fucking himself on his fingers.
dans left helpless as phil rides him, the beads pressing against his prostate and phil slamming himself down on dans cock, dan moaning and grinding down on the bed, cumming in phil and shaking as phil continues to ride him.