Cygate Makes Me Cry

Set phasers to ouchies

set phasers to *perfectly imitates a tom and jerry scream sound effect, down to the analog compression*

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

TAG (NOT COMMENT) your result for “What If We Kissed”

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

ok but thor is a blank slate when it comes to earth culture and the way he consumes it is very different from someone who grew up here

bruce banner, at the sistine chapel: Michelangelo painted this

thor: I’m not stupid, bruce. I know the ninja turtles aren’t real.

i love megan fox

her mind… unparalleled

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Me after that one scene in Detective Pikachu:

minimus ambus is just chick hicks from cars movie

i see no difference

me: i’m a NIGHTMARE GOBLIN CREACHER and i’m going to SCUTTLE and CRAWL >:)

my friends: you’re literally so nice that you feel bad when you forget to say “please” and “thank you” to people and you already have a bad enough posture as it is

me: i’m DISEASED i’m ROTTING i’m POND SCUM

my friends: you never go leave the house without showering first and when we went camping you complained about getting twigs in your hair

me: i’m a BOG DWELLER looking for single TERRIFYING ELDRITCH FOREST ENTITIES (tapetum lucidum and/or horns ideal but not obligatory) in my area

my friends: you’re sitting in your room right now sipping chamomile tea and typing this with the lights on because you’re scared of the fucking dark you baby

From the King of the hill character designers booth

hank hill, defender of anime

I hate this “no spoilers” culture that we live in right now. Producers and writers are so terrified of fans predicting the ending to their works to the point that they’re making nonsensical endings to their narratives. They’re messy, out-of-character, and outlandish, but, hey! at least they’re unpredictable!

Rian Johnson, The Last Jedi — completely ignored & disregarded the 3-film narrative arc J.J. Abrams has planned out for the sequel trilogy, and instead developed his own messy narrative full of subversions for the sake of subversion, and completely disrespected the legacy of Luke Skywalker’s character (Mark Hamill himself has reported several times that he doesn’t recognize the character).

Russos, MCU — give out fake scripts, actors play against green screens and are cut & pasted together in post, show fake/edited scenes in trailers, throw away previous character development (Thor, Ragnarok vs Infinity War and especially Endgame).

D&D, Game of Thrones — throw away a decade of foreshadowing and character development for shock value, not to mention they missed a whole ass Starbucks cup in a shot in 8x03 (either on set or in post, somebody should’ve noticed this).

I’m sick and tired of this. It’s not good writing, and it’s no longer entertaining to fans when the characters they know and love become complete strangers. There’s good shock value — “No, I am your father,” for example — and then there’s ignoring years of character development and turning a kind and caring character into a murderous maniac. There’s a difference, and I think writers still know what that difference is, but they’re pressured to create an ending that fans can’t predict because of this mass panic over “no spoilers”.

This needs to stop. Give me a happy ending. Who the fuck cares if we guess what comes next? That means the writers have done their fucking jobs. If we can guess what comes next that means the writers have successfully developed their characters and foreshadowed future events as you’re supposed to do in a well-written narrative.

No spoilers? Sure. I like to experience narratives without being spoiled. But don’t make the narrative unrecognizable by the ending. It’s just not good writing.

Oh this is some good tea ☕️

I don’t much care if the ending (or how you get there) is predictable or not. I care whether it satisfies.

I don’t care if the plot meanders or undulates or plots a straight line. I care that it takes me to interesting places.

I don’t care if the story foreshadows itself to hell and back or plunges into the unknown. I care for the sense it makes in doing so.

i love how Ultron designed himself to be buff

like he designed his own body based off of shit he found on the internet and he chose broad shoulders, snatched waist, toned thighs and calves

like what porn star did he???????

oh BABY this Fucks

My redesign for the new sonic movie

I will be accepting constructive criticism.

detective pikachu beating endgame on the friday opening is so fucking funny to me because, like, marvel have been hyping endgame up so much and it’s the culmination of ten years and there’s been so much secrecy about the plot, and then detective pikachu literally just has a little furry friend with the voice of ryan reynolds