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Just a bunch of weirdness and fangirling

@leslaiiiii

Tolkien, marvel, ouat, hp, cherik, ...
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Hello, I first wanna say that you're Moriarty the Patriot works are really good!

I was wondering if I could ask for headcanons for each of the Moriarty Brothers with a fem!reader where she is getting clearly unwanted attention from some nobleman (you can decide if she is a noblewoman or not), and she looks around hoping someone will help?

Again, I think you do a great job with your writings, and thank you! I hope you have a great day!

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Hi! That's so sweet of you to say :)
I really hope you like this! It's a really cute idea.
Warning: this chapter does include some slight suggestive language used as harassment. It is specifically in Louis' section. To anyone reading this, if you get stuck in any of these situations, do anything you need to to get out of it. Are they getting handsy? Jab your thumbs into their eyes.
Stay safe. I love you guys.
Requests, as always, are OPEN.
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Unwanted Attention, with the Moriarty Brothers

William Moriarty

  • You had been getting groceries when a man approached you, clearly with not-so-good intentions.
"Well aren't you pretty today?" His grin was almost unsettling, "How about you join me on a walk?"
His hands were moving towards your waist, intent on trying to grab you. You stepped back, "I apologize, sir. But I am quite busy today."
His face flashed with anger, "Come on, now. Don't be prude! I promise I'll give you a good time!"
You gulped nervously, "I'm sorry, sir, but I am betrothed. He's..." you scanned the area around you, "Right over here!"
You placed your hands on the nearest man's arm, "This is my lovely soon-to-be husband, Mr...."
He gave you a knowing look, followed by a cheeky smirk. Red eyes shined bright, "William Moriarty. Is this man giving you trouble, my love?"
He glared at the man, who was obviously getting antsy, "Don't you know that isn't the way you treat a woman? Especially not one as fine and beautiful as this one." The man, William, pulled you closer to him.
Within minutes, you two were alone in the aisle. He had finally left.
You sighed in relief, "Thank you, Mr. Moriarty. I don't know what would have happened without you there..."
He smiled, "It was no problem. In fact, I find you quite beautiful myself. If you don't mind, would you like to join me for lunch sometime?"

Louis Moriarty

  • (it annoys me that he doesn't have his scar in that gif-)
You were a servant at a charity ball for nobles. It wasn't all bad, honestly. The tips were good, and you got plenty of breaks. But when too much alcohol and entitled men mix, it's never good.
You had been serving champagne when arms wrapped around your waist, pulling you far too closely to a man's chest.
A gruff voice whispered, "You look so beautiful in this dress. I wish I knew how you looked without it..."
You tried to get out of his grip, but to no avail, "Please let go of me, my Lord. I am simply doing my job. No need to pay any attention to me."
A sickening laugh, followed by, "But I think there is. How about I take you back to one of the guest rooms for some fun?" His hands almost started to roam your front, when a much lighter voice spoke, "Let go of her, Lord Alabhan. You're drunk, and she is not interested."
His grip on you loosened, and you took the opportunity to wiggle out of his grip.
Lord Alabhan scowled, "Moriarty, you bastard..."
Moriarty sighed, "You never learn, do you?"
You took the opportunity to quietly slip away.
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Later that night, you managed to find Moriarty again. He was talking to another man, presumably his older brother, when you caught his eye.
"Thank you so much for earlier, Lord Moriarty." You curtsied.
He smiled at you, "I'd much prefer if you called me Louis. It was no trouble at all. Alabhan has always been rather crude..."
His brother chimed in, "Not to mention quite a drunk."
Louis pulled out the chair next to him, "How about we sit together and chat, Ms...?"
"Y/N," You sat down next to him, "Ms. Y/N."

Albert Moriarty

You worked as a secretary. Though you talked to and met many clients every day, one of them showed up much more often.
He had been kind at first, but had soon become quite rude once you had rejected his advances. So, when he showed up again, you knew it likely wasn't going to go very well.
"Hello again, Sir Lyke. Here for your usual tax consultation?" You forced a smile.
He shook his head, "Oh no, my dear. I'm here for much more personal reasons. You see, I'd be delighted if you would like to spend my lunch break with me."
"I'm very sorry, Sir Lyke. But I'm truly not interested."
He sighed, placing both hands on your desk. It felt oddly threatening, "Y/N, I've been kind. I've been courteous. But you simply must accept. You've been so rude, rejecting me like this..."
As he spoke, you found yourself shying away, shrinking into your chair. He went on, his words starting to get aggressive, until you heard:
"My wife is obviously not interested. I'd greatly prefer if you left her alone. Sir Lyke, was it?"
Lyke turned, and you got a glimpse of who he was. You recognized him instantly. Lord Albert Moriarty, a wealthy nobleman who occasionally came around to promote some sort of consulting business his brother had.
You took this information to heart, saying, "Albert! Thank you for visiting me! It's a delight to see you..."
He smiled, eyes looking at you as if you were his entire world, "It's a pleasure, my dear. I am quite upset that Mr. Lyke here has been harassing you..."
Lyke took this moment to blurt, "I had no idea she has a husband! I apologize dearly. I shall leave." He was out the door in a flash, not keen on Albert seeing him for any longer.
You breathed a sigh of relief, "Lord Moriarty, thank you so much. I'm not sure what would have happened if you hadn't showed up."
"I'm just happy you're alright, Ms. L/N."
"Is there anything I can do to thank you? You're always so kind when you come in..."
He thought for a moment, "If you would like to, I'd be overjoyed to have afternoon tea with you one of these days."
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gqa1

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

i reblogged this and a couple days later my life changed forever and i’m working with the biggest people in the music industry in my country doing my art. holy fuck

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How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

Claiming it.

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

11:11am on the receipt.

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

That’s what I’m saying

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stanleighhh

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

Doesn’t hurt to try.

As someone who just got a bank account BLS👀

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

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violaslayvis

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

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penprp

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

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leradny

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

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kezia-kawaii

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

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mercury-kid

i need to fix my whole life please

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“Chunta vs Junta”

pick your fighter either way, rip Takato

Yup, rip Takato alright. Poor guy.. 😉

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! So, if you're still taking prompts: ive just woken up from a really bad dream, so im in a big mood of just some irondad spider-son hug being glad to have the other alive? (If you are not not taking prompts feel free to ignore! But if you are: theres no hurry! :)

“Hey there, son.”

Peter barely glanced up at Steve. Once, he might have felt giddy with excitement at the idea of Captain America actually talking to him. Now, it took everything he had to shove a cursory acknowledgement the man’s way.

Steve sat down beside him, elbows resting casually on his knees. If he was perturbed by Peter’s lack of response, he didn’t show it. “Tony’s come out of some tight situations before. He’ll show up.”

He swallowed, wet frustration filling his eyes, his nose, his throat. “He’s dead.”

“We don’t know that, Peter.”

“He would’ve come.” He hated his youth. He hated the fact that no one seemed to take him seriously, not since the mask came off and his baby-face betrayed his age. “If he’d heard the alert, nothing would have stopped him.”

Peter knew he was right. He could feel it somewhere deep inside him, in a place so dusty with disacknowledgement that it creaked with every inspection.

Because Peter’s heart had stopped. His heart had stopped, and Karen had sent a distress signal to Tony. The kind of distress signal that blared and screamed and overrode any other program that F.R.I.D.A.Y. might have been running.

Karen had sent the distress signal, and Tony hadn’t come.

That had been three days ago. Three days. Three days without so much as a whisper from his mentor. Three days of camping on the outskirts of the half-destroyed Hydra base. Three days of knowing a truth that the other Avengers seemed incapable of staring in the face.

There was only one force in the universe that would’ve stopped Tony from coming to Peter when he got that alert. Only one.

Steve watched him for a moment, eyes heavy. “We think they captured him, Peter. If we’re right, he couldn’t have come to you.”

He just shrugged. He’d heard these same arguments a hundred times over. It didn’t change what he knew.

“I guess.”

Steve gave up, nodding at the bowl held loosely in Peter’s hands. “You eat?”

He glanced down at the cold soup. It rippled a little, as if it sensed his scrutiny. “A little.”

He had pushed down about two mouthfuls before they’d come right back up.

“Want me to warm it back up for you?”

“No, thank you.”

May would be proud. Drowning in grief and he still remembered his manners.

A sigh. “Tony’s going to kill me when he comes back and finds out I didn’t make you eat.”

Tony’s not coming back. “Yeah, well…”

“Bruce said you need to eat more, too. You died a few days ago, kid. That kind of thing takes up a lot of calories.”

I died. I died. IdiedIdiedIdied.

Peter wondered if Tony was already dead by then, or if he’d lived long enough to get the alert, and something stopped him from actually getting to Peter. He hoped not. He didn’t want Mister Stark to have died thinking Peter went out before him.

His eyes darted towards the night sky, a smattering of pinpricks peeking through a tangle of forest leaves. I’m okay, Mister Stark. I’m okay.

A crack of a branch to their left had Steve surging to his feet in a split second, placing himself bodily between the hunched teenager and the possible threat.

Peter, on the other hand, didn’t even flinch.

He didn’t care. Something in him must have died along with Tony. Hell, even his spider sense had abandoned him. Feet away from danger, and it was as silent as a windless day.

“Whoa, Rogers. Stand down, will you?” A laugh, stained and tattered with the same misery that had taken up residence in Peter’s own chest. “I don’t need anyone else trying to kill me today.”

Something swelled through him at the familiar snark. His head snapped up. He couldn’t see past Steve’s bulk, but his limbs wouldn’t cooperate when he tried to stand.

But he didn’t come. He didn’t come. He didn’t come. He didn’t-

Tony.” Steve’s voice was just one big current of relief. “Thank god.”

His mentor let out a bitter laugh. “Well, I hope you’ll forgive me if I don’t thank him.” Something in his voice seemed to break and re-harden. “Not really feeling the gratitude right about now.”

Slowly, Peter clambered to his feet. His shuffling must have reminded Steve of his presence, because the soldier spun around and reached a hand out for him. He shied away from it, feeling strangely aggravated.

He took a step to the side, and stared.

Tony stood just a handful of footsteps away, suit missing and the compression clothes he usually wore under the armor in tatters.

But he was alive.

He was alive, and Peter’s spider sense wasn’t broken.

It hadn’t gone off because there had never been any danger in the first place.

“Peter?” Tony’s entire demeanor seemed to wobble. “Peter.”

“M-Mister Stark?”

Suddenly, strong arms were jerking him close. Tony’s chin rested on the top of his head, a heavy presence and seemed to run all the way through his body and down to the soles of his feet. For the first time in three days, he felt anchored in place. Secure, steadied, safe.

Kid.” One of Tony’s hands palmed roughly against the back of his neck, as if his mentor was testing that the teenager was solid. “Fuck, kid. I thought you were dead. The suit lit up and said your fucking heart stopped. I tried to get to you, but they knocked me out of the sky before I could make it two meters. Next thing I know, my armor’s gone and I’m locked in a shitty cell in some underground bunker. They-They told me they killed you. Showed me footage and everything.”

Peter buried his face into his neck, digging his nose into the man’s pulse point. He smelled like sweat and smoke and dirt, but he didn’t care. He didn’t care. He’d never cared about anything less in his life.

“I thought you were dead.” He didn’t know how Tony had managed his version of this speech without crying. Peter made it about two words in before the deep, shuddering sobs overtook his control. “I-I checked K-Karen’s databases after. She said that-that F.R.I.D.A.Y. received her distress signal and that you didn’t come. You would’ve come. I knew you would’ve. I-I thought…”

“Shh. It’s okay. Not dead, buddy. I’m not dead, you’re not dead, nobody’s dead…” Tony tightened his grip all at once. Peter wondered absently if he’d bruise in the morning. “Wait. Fuck. That means they weren’t lying, then? They didn’t hack Karen? Your heart actually stopped?”

Peter closed his eyes and let Tony take on more of his weight. He didn’t want to think about it. He didn’t want to think about anything besides the fact that Tony was alive, Tony was okay, Tony was here. 

“Just for like, a little bit.”

Steve piped up, voice quiet. “It was about 3 minutes. Rhodey restarted it.”

“Of course it was Rhodey. God, I love that man. I’m going to kiss him. I mean, it wouldn’t be the first time, but this time I’m really going to mean it…”

For a few shaky breaths, they were all silent. Peter clenched and unclenched his fist in the fabric of his mentor’s shirt. Tony alternated between dragging trembling fingers through the curls at the base of the teenager’s skull and roving his hands over his back and sides in search of injury. Finally, two fingertips found their resting spot against the pulse point on Peter’s neck.

“If your heart pulls any of that bullshit ever again,” Tony’s voice was just a whisper, “we’re going to have words.”

He laughed at the absurdity of the statement. He laughed at the absurdity of their situation.

But most of all, he laughed because Tony was alive. 

“Sure, Mister Stark.”

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stuckonylove

Summary of Methods Used to Get Tony to Eat

Steve: Tony, I brought you some food.

Tony: Sorry cap, I’m busy

Steve: *puppy dog eyes*

Tony: ……. okay

Success rate 60%

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Bucky: I made you some food.

Tony: Sorry robocop, I’m busy.

Bucky: I slaved all morning to make you something, the least you could do is eat it you little shit! *tries to shove food down Tony’s throat*

Success rate 20%

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Pepper: Hey Tony, I brought food.

Tony: Sorry Pep, can’t right now.

Pepper: I also brought coffee

Tony: Oh gimme! *grabby hands*

Pepper: Food first though

Tony: But coffee!

Success rate 45%

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Stephen: Tony I brought you food

Tony: Can’t right now Doc, busy.

Stephen: We can either do this the easy or hard way

Tony: what’s the hard way?

Stephen: I make a portal into your stomach, but trust me it won’t be comfortable

Success rate 14% [Well 100% if he uses the portal but then Tony won’t speak to him for a week]

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Rhodey: Hey Tones! Brought you food

Tony: Ah sorry honey bear, but I’m busy.

Rhodey: It’s burgers

Tony: ..well

Rhodey: with milkshakes!

Tony: ….I guess

Rhodey: And if you don’t I’ll let hammer upgrade war machine

Tony: YOU WOULDN’T DARE

Success rate 40%

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Natasha: Tony, here’s food. *drops on table*

Tony: Sorry itsy bitsy, I’m busy

Natasha: *murder glare*

Tony: *nervous sweating*

Natasha: *narrows eyes* Well?

Tony: *slowly reaches for food*

Success rate 80%

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Peter: Mr. Stark, I’m hungry. Can we go out to eat?

Tony: *drops everything* Sure kid. I’ll always have time for you

Peter: *beams*

Success rate 100%

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mag-atwood

peter: *mentions he’s missing home once after starting college*

tony: hey MIT you’ve been begging me to lecture for years guess what bitch

The kid said that he was lonely, so Tony did the only thing Tony could think to do in a situation like that: overreact.

He called MIT and, within 24 hours, had set himself up with a visiting professor position.

The administration wanted to keep the whole thing as hush hush as possible (and so did Tony, if he was being honest) so they listed the class without an instructor. Electrical Engineering and Robotics in the Modern World, Tuesday and Thursday 3:00-4:30, optional recitation on Fridays 3:00-4:30, restricted access to 3.7 and higher GPA.

Originally, his plan had been to just surprise Peter with the fact that Tony would be on campus for a semester.

He’d never actually expected Peter to sign up for his class.

He’d been scrolling through the profiles of the students who’d applied for the lecture when he’d seen the name.

Peter Parker. Sophomore. 4.0 GPA. Chemical Engineering.

He shouldn’t have done it. He knew he shouldn’t have. It was a conflict of interest. He was 99% sure it was against MIT’s policy. It was just an all around terrible idea.

He clicked Accept anyway.

Needless to say, the first day of class was something Tony would never forget.

He watched the students file into the classroom through the security camera. Even though the feed’s quality left a lot to be desired (he made a mental note to donate for better security systems), he spotted Peter’s curls immediately.

The class was relatively small: about 15 kids. Despite the size, Peter blended in perfectly. Tony had to smother a grin as he watched him babble animatedly to the kid sitting next to him. They’d walked in together, so Tony assumed they were friends.

When he walked into the classroom, he did it with every ounce of pizzazz you’d expect from Tony goddamn Stark.

“Yes,” he greeted, reveling in the way a shocked silence washed over the room, “I’m exactly who you think I am.”

Everyone stared. Peter looked horrified.

“Alright!” He clapped his hands, rubbed them together. “Introductions.” He pointed at a blonde girl sitting at one end of the large conference table. “You. Go. Name, major, and rate your intelligence on a scale of the 1-10. 10 is me, of course.”

He could practically taste Peter’s glare.

“I-uh-I’m Kelsie.” She looked terrified. “I’m an Electical Engineering major. Uh, 6?”

“Your number is way too low.” He smiled at her. “Your GPA’s a 3.9, right? Internship in a robotics lab and significant contributions in community service. That’s impressive.”

Kelsie blushed. He moved on to the kid sitting next to Peter, the one he’d been talking to earlier.

“You. Go.”

“I’m Jackson. I’m a mechanical engineer. I guess I’m about a 7.”

“Still too low. Aim higher, guys.” He turned to Peter with what he knew was a shit-eating grin on his face. “You’re next. Chop chop.”

Peter met his gaze head on. His voice was a deadpan. “Peter Parker. Chemical Engineering. 11. You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”

God, he loved his kid.

“You treat all your teachers with this level of disrespect, Mister Parker?”

“Only the annoying ones.”

He pointed at Peter severely, shoving down the urge to ruffle his hair. “I’m making a note that you’re a troublemaker.”

“Good idea.”

He forced himself to the next kid in line. “Alright. Go.”

“Uh, I’m Gwen…”

The rest of the class was a little uneventful for his tastes. Peter just brewed as they went through the syllabus. Tony held back from quipping at him, mostly for the sake of seeming at least a little professional.

He glanced at the clock. 4:29.

“Alright, class. This time again on Thursday. Same place, same me. Bring your brilliance and maybe a pencil. We’re gonna change the world.”

The clock turned to 4:30, and everyone packed up and rushed to shake his hand and express their shock and admiration. Peter, on the other hand, sat exactly where he’d been the whole time, arms crossed tight over his chest.

The last students filed out and he finally, finally got to meet the kid’s eyes with every ounce of his fondness shining through.

“Don’t you have a place to be, Parker?”

“Last class of the day. Although I’m sure you already knew that.”

He ignored the jab and held out his arms. “Well in that case, you have time to get over here and give your old man a hug.”

Peters eyebrow quirked up. He stayed exactly where he was. “I can’t believe you.”

“See, I’ve been informed that I have a lot of personality traits that are unbelievable. To which are you specifically referring?”

“Oh, I’m sorry. I should’ve been more obvious. I’m referring to the fact that you moved states just to teach a class at MIT that I’m taking, Mister Stark!”

“To be fair, I didn’t expect you to sign up.”

“That-that’s not an excuse!”

“You said you were lonely!”

“Yeah! But I didn’t think you’d uproot your entire life just to come keep me company!”

“It’s just for a semester. I’ve taken longer business trips.”

“Yeah? And what does Pepper think of all this?”

“Well, if you must know, she told me I was an idiot.”

“She’s right.”

“Jesus. This is the last time I do anything nice for you.” He held out his arms again. “Seriously, Pete. C’mere. Do I have to beg?”

“Yes.”

“That’s cold.”

“So is crashing my class.”

“It’s not crashing if I’m the one teaching it.”

Tony.”

Peter.”

The stared at each other for a minute. Then, the tension released from Peter’s shoulders and he pushed his chair back with a sigh. “Fine. You can have a hug.”

“Fantastic. Came all this way just for that.”

Peter still fit right into his arms. He brought a free hand up to his hair, grinning when the kid sighed at the touch.

“I did miss you, by the way.”

Tony gave him a squeeze. “Oh, I know. I missed you too, snark and all.”

Peter’s chin was heavy on his shoulder. “Does this mean I don’t even have to try and you’ll give me an A?”

He laughed. “Nice try, Parker. I’m gonna be even harder on you than everyone else. I know what you’re capable of.”

“Goddamn it.”

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Simon: Oh no!!! You're dying!!!

Raphael: What the fuck? Your charger is literally just across the room

Simon [still talking to his phone]: I—I wish I could help!

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Clary: Why does Raphael love you so much?

Simon: 'Cause of my sweet moves. Check this out.

Simon [to Raphael]: I'm coming in for a hug!

Raphael: I'm not in the mood to be touched right now.

Simon: No problem! [Backs off]

Simon [to Clary]: That move is called “Listening and Respecting.”

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Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

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fieldbears

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry's origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

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tygermama

Harry's hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez' side of the family

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elljayvee

Morticia is a literal witch there’s no reason she can’t be James Potter’s cousin and Harry’s nearest wizarding kin who isn’t dead or in Azkaban

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Judge: Peter Parker, you are accused of the attack on London Bridge.
Harley: OBJECTION, your honor. I know it wasn’t Peter because he was crying like a little bitch that day.
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