little weirdo alien

Vic and Dick. 2022

sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible

You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u

I taught that man everything he knows

FUCK

(by @mhalachai)

It is a truth universally acknowledged,

Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

in the guard's defense, fire ants sting 😔

Planning sketches for the Nico drawing that I liked

Nico in the jar

He is worse than wrong. He is, may Heaven forgive him, right but being annoying about it.

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

“Can you explain this gap in your employment?” I must confess I dilly-dallied. Did a bit of this and that. Yes, I lived an ungoverned life of leisure throughout my youth. But I’m a changed man, I’m to be married and my prospective mother-in-law insists I have an annual income of £500,000 or more if I’m to wed her daughter. Rummy luck. My paltry stipend from my father is a mere £40,000 a month. I am attempting to make up the difference by seeking gainful employment for the first time in my life. This sunglass shack is the only establishment that graced me with a callback.

The Church On Ruby Road (2023) + Text posts

DOCTOR WHO | The Church on Ruby Road

PERCY JACKSON & THE OLYMPIANS (2023)

@lgbtqcreators CREATOR CHALLENGE

intrigued by how there are several instances of athena making odysseus look taller and buffer than he is when he needs to impress strangers, and no mention of him reverting in between. i'm imagining him just gradually getting huger all through the odyssey like he's chugging ent-draught