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@speeb

bees nuts
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I think people no longer understand that "viewer discretion is advised" does not mean "vaguely bad content ahead," it means View At Your Own Discretion. As in, if you see the content going in a direction that is unsuitable for you in any way, it is your responsibility to stop viewing. Don't blame creators for your failure to listen to your own warning signs. Nobody is forcing you to finish the episode, the chapter, the sentence. That's all you.

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this is just what gerrymandering in the US looks like 

You do realise a LOT of french people will oppose that right ? Word of advice : leave the Bretons alone or be prepared for repercussions

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voyagerprobe

the french will be completely fine with it stop being such a tightass

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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

she also asked me by saying "do you... do anything?" which. HOW are you supposed to respond to that.

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regexkind

I think that when we tell teenagers that their lives will be over if they don't have the most perfect possible trajectory through the education system, that this is, perhaps, if I may be bold, not good for them,

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genderyomi

you aren't supposed to tells eggs they might be trans girls you're supposed to get them really high and inject them with estrogen and gaslight them about it. god told me this in a vision

someone sent me a bunch of hatemail over this fetish post 🥰

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  • if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
  • take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
  • fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
  • now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss

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what happened to the chernobyl elephant's foot? you guys used to love the elephant's foot

realising that my desktop theme is doing a lot for this one

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rurukatt

hot things to say during sex

  • inventory is full
  • I’m out of range
  • I can’t carry any more
  • that spell isn’t ready yet
  • I need to target something first
  • it’s too far away
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k-wame

lol fuckin brilliant

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speeb

She should have done it

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baradragon

this picture is so funny to me like the faggot radiating off this image is so warm i could heat my home… he literally went to home depot and bought the finest grade finnish wood 1x12 that cost at least $15 and then put it in a tiny plastic bag…. camp

the tight $3 fruit of the loom shirt tucked into those straight leg denim jeans, he may as well be in drag

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goulie-girl Follow

my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive

👻 creeps-and-crypts Follow

Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.

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its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.

🧛‍♂️ spike-through-the-heart Follow

oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it

goulie-girl Follow

okay like how

🦇 unsound-familiar Follow

ill kill myself over ur grave if u want

goulie-girl Follow

thanks but im not looking for a roomie

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desecration potion

🧪 hexes-and-exes Follow

potion of desecration

🐸 wartsandall Follow

goulie-girl Follow

great the hexbots found my post

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babe just come over to my castle

goulie-girl Follow

ur hellhound scares me

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