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"I guess you're finally showing your true colors..."
My true colors:
Hello ðere.
what is that. also hello
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the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?
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fake idgafer, i saw you yearning
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(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb
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Kaz, about Wylan: We're getting someone new in the group.
Nina: Are we stealing them?
Jesper: New or used?
Kaz: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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i havr NO FRENCH
FRIENDS I MEANRLT FRIENDS😭😭😭😭😭
everyones a lil bitch n i miss my girlfriend..
#one person i talked to in class quit the damn coaching#everybody hate aadya for taking commerce shes a loser boo#stupid ass bitcg with her stupid ass 'summer holidays'#last three texts she sent me were can we hang like yas bae lemme ruin my future so we can scroll through our own phones within a 1m vicinit
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i havr NO FRENCH
FRIENDS I MEANRLT FRIENDS😭😭😭😭😭
i havr NO FRENCH
also, i was talking to my grandpa today and he genuinely went 'nowadays people have such stupid expenses 🙄 back in the 90s i NEVER paid for electricity' like. girlboss that was bc you used to steal it
#i LOVE him btw#when i was really small n we lived with him n grandma he used to play school with me (this is when i skipped nursery to stay at home)#and i used to teach him the alphabet god im gonna cry#he was talking abt how both his parents n his wife passed away and he's going to too n i literally had to stop myself from sobbing#he's just so GOOD. and hes been through sm i want him to be so so happy#he taught himself how to do everything you know#and like he literally taught himself a whole damn language without any help/books#just used to read eng newspapers#hes so smart#we were talking abt my studies n he said that it would be really#nvm im gonna STOPP n go to sleep#goodnight#v shitposting<3
everybody wants long lashes till one of those bitchass motherfuckers decides to curl inwards and poke your fucking eyeballs
barty: now that i have a boyfriend, i don't google anything. i just ask him
regulus: and he's always right?
barty: i never think twice about it
#camera cuts to evan telling barty his choice of lunch (two monsters and a baggie of carrots) are perfect as regulus stares at them in horror#slow realization that evan rosier is now responsible for the wellbeing of TWO people (cant even handle himself)#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#regulus black#rosekiller#slytherin skittles#harry potter fandom#marauders#the marauders era
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accidentally wiped some of the facewash ive been using for THREE MONTHS on one of my shirts yesterday n i just washed it and. omg. the fabric is RUINED there are random threads coming out
like i KNOW the sane and obvious thing to do is stop using it but its been working so well on my skin omg😭😭 i had a scar on my face from my Scars Are SOO Cool phase (← twelve year old with future aspirations to be roadkill) and its almost completely gone i cant just give it up
accidentally wiped some of the facewash ive been using for THREE MONTHS on one of my shirts yesterday n i just washed it and. omg. the fabric is RUINED there are random threads coming out
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Honestly with how stupid and sanitized the internet is getting some company should just make like. A nsfw exclusive twitter clone. Retweets could be called refucks
Guys retweets could be called refucks
Yeah we heard you
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came out to my mom n she was like ok homotron3000. was this supposed to be a secret
this isn't true but can u Imagine
came out to my mom n she was like ok homotron3000. was this supposed to be a secret