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slowdescent asked:

Whenever I rewatch season 1, I’m always a little disappointed by Oliver’s reactions (non-reactions!) to Felicity’s crush. I’m not sure if this is part of SA’d growth, like how he used to always look away from the person he was talking to (which I always felt super distracted by)... but his blank stare at Felicity’s babble or sexual innuendos always made me feel embarrassed for her and hard to get in his headspace early on. I’d love to hear your take on this since I really admire your work(s).

callistawolf answered:

It’s true that Oliver has changed a lot since s1. In s1, he was very closed off. Haters used to call out Stephen Amell for it, saying his acting was “wooden”, not understanding that it was very much on purpose.

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He was damaged. After s5, we really got to appreciate just how damaged he was. As such, he learned to keep what he was feeling closely guarded. Some would call it “stoic”. He perfected the stoic routine. He was adept at putting on a face around his family and friends (but it was just that… a face… not what he was feeling inside) but every other time, he was bottled up. It wasn’t just Felicity at all. It was Moira and Thea and Laurel and Tommy and Dig and Walter and… the list goes on and on and on.

Actually, I could argue that his interactions with Felicity show the rare times his stoicism slipped. Stephen himself has said that he smiled at Felicity’s babble during their first scene together in 1x03 and that was the first time Oliver had a genuine (non-forced) smile in the series.

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He was easier with her. He still wasn’t the Oliver we know today, who lets his emotions shine. But with her, his forced facade slipped.

As for Felicity’s babble… he was patient with her. Previously, people had teased her for her rambles, I guarantee it. People would point it out and poke fun at it which only made her more nervous. But Oliver didn’t do that. He never made fun of her or made her feel worse about it. I think he actually enjoyed her rambles. It was much needed levity for him. It connected him back to the world, outside his mission, reminded him that there was life out there.

I’ve rewatched season 1 many times. And never once have I felt like Oliver was colder to Felicity than he was to anyone else. On the contrary, he let her in. He let Dig in. He listened to them and relied on them. That was huuuuuuuuge.

Anyhow, that’s my take on it.

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Fabulous Olicity Fanfic Friday - February 22nd, 2018

Happy Friday! So this is my attempt to both thank awesome fanfic writers for their amazing work and offer my recommendations to anyone who is interested. Here are the fantastic fanfic stories I read this week! They are posted in the order I read them. This and all previous Fabulous Olicity Fanfic posts can be found on my blog.

(Don’t) Let Me Go multi-chapter WIP by @emmilynestill - Felicity told him to let her go, but even when Oliver tried, it didn’t seem to be something he was capable of. In the end, there would be nothing in the world Felicity was more grateful for. Weaving in and out of the final four episodes of Season 5 and beyond, follow Oliver and Felicity’s emotional journey back to one another, one step at a time. http://archiveofourown.org/works/11591223/chapters/26051715

With the Speed of an Arrow multi-chapter WIP by @academyofshipping - Oliver Queen’s elite and silver-spoon life has taken some blows in the past few years, but he is still the carefree billionaire everyone knows of and loves. When his role in the family business is in jeopardy and he is introduced to a motley of new people, his status quo is threatened. With a changed perspective, Oliver realizes his feeling for his best friend and anchor-in-life, Felicity Smoak, may be more than just platonic. OR A modern adaption of Jane Austen’s Emma with a gender swap* and no island. *Knowing that gender is not binary https://archiveofourown.org/works/16559846/chapters/38799857

Home To You multi-chapter WIP by @the-shy-and-anxious-fangirl - Oliver Queen has never done what his family expected of him. He took a gap year after high school instead of going to college right away. He quit his fraternity sophomore year to join the student newspaper, switching his major from business to journalism. He became a photojournalist for a wire service instead of taking a place at Queen Consolidated. He went missing after six months instead of coming home for his sister’s twenty-first birthday. He survived five years of captivity in a war zone when everyone thought he was dead. He came home. But home didn’t have a place for him in it anymore. His parents were both dead, casualties of their own mistakes and a city they had turned against them. His sister was all grown up, the CEO of Queen Consolidated with a fiancé and a dog and a life of her own. Oliver didn’t belong in his old life, but there was nowhere else for him to go. He was a man without a home, without any way of finding one, until he stopped by the IT department of his sister’s company to get files off an old, battered memory card, and found a woman with curly blonde hair and bright, intelligent eyes chewing on a bright red pen and swearing at a computer screen. https://archiveofourown.org/works/12613188/chapters/28734552

Run to the Water multi-chapter Complete by @someonesaidcake - The year is 1912, Oliver was 9 and far too old to be babysitting that nonsensical girl Felicity whose parents owned the cattle ranch where his parents worked and lived, but she won him over with oat and raisin biscuits and soon became his little blonde sidekick…with a completely unrequited crush on him. Years later she returns from boarding school and more than bush fires ignite in the changing times…. https://archiveofourown.org/works/7455738/chapters/16942293

Overwatch multi-chapter WIP by @it-was-a-red-heeler - A burglary attempt convinces the Mayor of Starling City to hire Smoak Technologies to strengthen his security. But between the sassy AI watching him 24/7 and the personal trainer with his own reasons to kill him, Oliver may wish he’d stuck with his baseball bat for protection. https://archiveofourown.org/works/17500640/chapters/41221793

Frangible by CharlotteCordelier - “You’re going to have to kill them.” https://archiveofourown.org/works/13447815

The Fan multi-chapter WIP by @leuska - For the past couple of months, Felicity Smoak, previous child star known to the world through her alter ego Lisy the Tech Whiz, who ended her career and her growing popularity at the age of thirteen rather abruptly, has sporadically received disturbing notes and gifts in her mail. Police believe the notes to be just little tokens of appreciation by a former fan. Despite having left the spotlight over a decade ago and living in anonymity since, the fan mail keeps coming, increasing in frequency as well as intensity. The last drop is when Felicity receives another letter with a love note. A scary, ominous note. A note written in human blood.FBI director Amanda Waller tasks her best Agent to the case. Oliver Queen, a criminal profiler, is currently working on a special task force formed between SCPD and FBI to catch a man dubbed the Start City Slasher, who has murdered at least three young women in the past nine months. Agent Queen is not thrilled with the prospect of holding a former princess’ hand through her problem with a simple stalker while a serial killer is still at large. However, once meeting her, Oliver finds there is nothing easy or simple about Felicity Smoak as their worlds start to intertwine. https://archiveofourown.org/works/17726573/chapters/41820368

Burning Souffles multi-chapter WIP by @allimariexf - Felicity really needs to have a talk with Oliver. Which they will really, definitely do just as soon as she stops being kidnapped. https://archiveofourown.org/works/17827772/chapters/42064055

Surprise Children by @icannotbelieveiamhere - Oliver has just let William leave with his grandparents. He wants to protect William and keep an eye on his son but he needs help from an old friend in Central City. Felicity is acting strangely after her phone call. https://archiveofourown.org/works/17836988

Will Fate Allow? multi-chapter WIP by @mindramblingsfics - Seeing her parent’s marriage dissolve at a young age made Felicity yearn for a healthy marriage of her own. She thought she’d finally found what she was looking for when Billy Malone showed up offering her what her heart desired. She thought she was happy and had everything she could want, but things began to unravel. Slowly she turned to someone who had become an unparalleled constant in her life…Oliver Queen. Oliver and Felicity are the definition of polar opposites. He is the mob boss that strikes fear in the hearts many, while she is seen as the sweet girl next door, but there is more to both of them underneath the surface. Along the way, they become connected to one another leading to their lives being intertwined forever. https://archiveofourown.org/works/16521596/chapters/38699951

Pieces of Always multi-chapter WIP by @so-caffeinated and @dust2dust34 - Life continues after Forever is Composed of Nows. Ongoing non-linear collection of family moments for the Queens. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8220479/chapters/18840356

Do You Remember multi-chapter WIP by @smkkbert - Eight years after Oliver and Felicity became teenage parents, they have everything they could have ever hoped for and more. They have a good life in a nice house. Their marriage is happy, and a second baby is on its way. The calm they have settled in is interrupted abruptly when a stalker starts terrorizing Felicity. https://archiveofourown.org/works/17409059/chapters/40978307

P.S. Hong Kong: Was it Real?!? multi-chapter WIP by @cruzrogue for Olicity trope-tastic award: Fake Marriage - This is off season 3 Flashbacks. When Tommy goes to Hong Kong he doesn’t go alone he takes his friend Felicity as the best information system being to help him locate Oliver Queen. Tommy may leave empty handed but Felicity gets to be a bride… https://archiveofourown.org/works/15025697/chapters/34832747

Arrow Out of Context: It’s Not That Simple multi-chapter WIP by @smoaking-greenarrow - Prompt “It’s not that simple.” and “No. Felicity, if anything is simple, it’s this.” https://archiveofourown.org/works/14957309/chapters/42106316

There’s a Hole in My Soul multi-chapter WIP by @felicityollies - Felicity Smoak is the daughter of a powerful and dangerous mob boss. Oliver Queen, who had been an associate until recently being promoted to bodyguard, was given the job of protecting Felicity. Neither of them are very happy about the arrangement. https://archiveofourown.org/works/5827837/chapters/13431532

Four Walls (Of Law Firms and Honey) multi-chapter WIP by @dust2dust34 - A collection of ficlets in the same ‘verse, called Of Law Firms and Honey, NSFW. Highly recommend http://archiveofourown.org/works/3982066/chapters/21868070

Time for a Story multi-chapter WIP by @smkkbert - This fic shows Olicity and their life as a (married) couple with family. Although Olicity (and their kids) are the protagonists, other characters of Arrow and Flash make appearances. YOU NEED THIS STORY IN YOUR LIFE. https://archiveofourown.org/works/3912157/chapters/8757172

One Step Ahead multi-chapter WIP by @stephswims - Felicity Acerbi is married to esteemed Italian mob boss. Married after a failed business deal with her father, she is forced into a life decided for her. That is until a new bodyguard is hired. https://archiveofourown.org/works/16959333/chapters/39855036

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In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

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Fabulous Olicity Fanfic Friday - February 15th, 2019

Some Comfort Needed by CaptainSammyAngel - After leaving J'onns office in 4x10, Kara needs advice from someone with a younger sister and the one person she can think of is a certain green-hooded vigilante. Will she get the advice she’s looking for or will his advice be ill-advised? https://archiveofourown.org/works/17671556

Together (Post 7x12) by @dust2dust34 - Post 7x12. Felicity tells Oliver about William, but it’s so much more than that. https://archiveofourown.org/works/15714660/chapters/41686247

Arrow Out of Context: “I don’t even have a regular plan” ARGUS part 4 multi-chapter WIP by @smoaking-greenarrow - Prompts: “Please tell me you have a brilliant plan.” and “I don’t even have a regular plan.” https://archiveofourown.org/works/14957309/chapters/41691815

Our Version of Events multi-chapter WIP by @machawicket and @geneeste - Action star Ollie Queen is trying to clean up his image and land parts that require him to do more than appear shirtless while fighting stuntmen. Pop star Felicity Smoak wants to be seen as an adult in time for the release of her new, grittier album. And talent manager John Diggle’s got an idea about what coverage of Oliver and Felicity’s brand new (and totally fake) romance could do for them both. http://archiveofourown.org/works/8025382/chapters/18375349

Olicity Dialogue Prompt: Meet Me At Midnight. Alone. by @originalhybridloverfics - Dialogue prompt. Smut warning. https://originalhybridloverfics.tumblr.com/post/182600084154/olicity-dialogue-prompt-meet-me-at-midnight

seemingly impossible (but not untrue) multi-chapter WIP by @alexiablackbriar13 - Young genius historian Dr Felicity Smoak unknowingly and accidentally calls up a bewitched alchemical manuscript within the Oxford Bodleian Libraries - a book that has been lost for centuries. Descended from an old and distinguished line of witches, Felicity wants nothing to do with magic, despite her unruly and powerful abilities. But her discovery of Ashmole 782 sets the world of creatures stirring; with a mystery afoot and new, dangerous magical abilities manifesting for her to navigate, she is approached by the enigmatic vampire biochemist Professor Oliver Queen, who seems to have a deep interest in both the manuscript… and her. Based on A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness. https://archiveofourown.org/works/16224353/chapters/37923743

Quick Fix 7x12 by TimeforAstory - A quick fix for episode 712. Not the whole documentary thing that I was really looking forward from the episode description, that didn’t have anything to do with it. I missed Felicity. I missed Olicity. I missed OTA. I miss everything that made Arrow a great show…Sorry for the ramble. I’m just really sad for what my show has become. https://archiveofourown.org/works/17688086

Love and Little Cupcakes multi-chapter WIP by @christinabeggs - Felicity loved sweets so much that she paid no attention to her lovelife. Until Thea Queen came into her store wanting fabulous cupcakes for her sixteenth birthday. SO ADORABLE! http://archiveofourown.org/works/12400539/chapters/28216053

Charmed I’m Sure! multi-chapter WIP by @christinabeggs - What happens when three witchy sisters take on the evil in the world? https://archiveofourown.org/works/15852249/chapters/36922482

Nothing Breaks Like a Heart multi-chapter WIP by @by-mintsea - Oliver and Felicity struggle to reconnect after they leave Slabside. There is a lifetime of hurt festering inside both of them, but with the events of 7x08 and Elseworlds turning their lives upside down, can they figure everything out between them in time for William’s return? (All the in between things we should have seen on screen in 7x08 and Elseworlds instead of what the writers gave us). https://archiveofourown.org/works/17221298/chapters/40496489

Just Beneath the Surface multi-chapter Complete by @smoaking-greenarrow arrow - When an S.O.S signal is sent to the FBI from a woman named Felicity Smoak, Director Oliver Queen knows that she is in grave danger. He can’t help but notice the haunting similarities between what’s happening to her and what happened nine years ago; in thirteen unsolved cold cases that drove ex-agent John Diggle out of the bureau. With a race against the clock, Oliver enlists the help of his old mentor to reopen the investigation, and hopefully save Felicity’s life. https://archiveofourown.org/works/16239002/chapters/37963052

You Built Me from a Broken Heart (So Now What’s Mine is Ours) multi-chapter by WIP longlivefelicitythequeen - Felicity meets Bratva Captain Oliver Queen at the Starling City Ball http://archiveofourown.org/works/5797147/chapters/13361644

A Quiet Valentine’s by @alexiablackbriar13 - Part of the Man’s Best Friend Series - Oliver and Felicity celebrate their first Valentine’s Day as a couple (with Hunter!) There’s blanket forts, cute banter, gift giving and of course, lots of cuddling. https://archiveofourown.org/works/17787413

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On the Road to Gretna Green

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Arrow (TV 2012) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Oliver Queen/Felicity Smoak Characters: Oliver Queen, Felicity Smoak Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Regency, Romance, Eloping Series: Part 15 of All At Once Summary:

Five years ago, Oliver Queen disappeared from Felicity Smoak’s life without a word. Now he has returned when she’s off to marry someone else. Regency AU

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December 1814

Felicity climbed out of bed, fumbling for the flint box next to her bed. The clock on her nightstand read 4 am. She had about an hour to make it to Southampton before the stage left. Careful to not wake the rest of the household, she pulled her valise from where she had stored it under her bed. Felicity had packed it over the whole of yesterday.

Without a maid to help her dress, Felicity grabbed a work dress that buttoned up the front. Borrowing it from her abigail pricked her conscious, but she reasoned that she would return it promptly.

Dressed, she blew out the candle, took one last look at her room in the sudden darkness and tiptoed down the hall. She avoided the creaking stair of the servant’s staircase, a route she’d traipsed many times before throughout her childhood.

Exiting the manor was a bit more tricky. When closing the door, the hinges unexpectedly shrieked, breaking the silence of the night. Felicity tensed, waiting for some movement, some sign that she’d been discovered. One second passed, then two. Nothing.

She drew her cloak around her shoulders, facing off the biting wind. She lamented not being able to sit in a warm carriage, but alas it wasn’t to be. On foot she would need to walk.

Quickly she made her way to the back fence, climbing over it. Once in the field she walked along, dodging sheep and cows that dotted the pasture. She glanced back at her home one last time, knowing that with what she was about to do, Felicity might never be welcomed back. But she had to do it. She refused to be a burden on her family, and this was the only way to prevent that.

Arriving in Southampton, the Rose and Thorn was the inn right next to the post stop. Pulling her bonnet down to cover more of her face, she waited. The town was wakening. The smells of the bakery across the street set her mouth to watering, reminding her stomach she hadn’t eaten before she left. However, Felicity couldn’t risk being remembered or recognized. The sooner she was on her way, the better.

Coming into a fandom late

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.

Accuracy at its best

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Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

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all of this shit…lol

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When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

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When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

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This gets better every time I see it.

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@fuboos-mess

Being in a dead fandom…

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Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

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Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

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When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

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This just gets better..

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@mi-kleos

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When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

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Fandom hell in general

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Yes.

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This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

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THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

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Trying to recruit people to your fandom

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Annnnnnndddd it’s back

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

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I’ve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.

Being in a fandom that actually works together

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Why is this so true? All of it.

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being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs

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I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.

Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions

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When you are in a fandom and don’t care for others people opinion…..even if they are right…(believe me, I have met several of those)

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Being in a fandom you never meant to join

I love this. and it’s gotten better

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After abandoning a fandom you’re still a little bit emotionally invested in….

All of these are me. Lol

Being in a fandom on Tumblr

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And it reached its epic conclusion

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Hilarious and accurate!

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I’ve been in all~LOL

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Anonymous asked:

Y'all are going to look really dumb when it's revealed that Maya is black siren's kid. Black Siren & Blackstar. Both have green eyes and blonde hair. & in the audition piece her character asked Dinah about Black Siren. Honestly this the marriage thing all over again. I'm going to laugh my ass off. You get what you deserve!

jbuffyangel answered:

What marriage thing? When I said Olicity was going to getmarried and then they got married? Was that the thing?

Because that’s whathappened.

I know it can be confusing since there were four proposals,one fake wedding and two real ceremonies. I definitely got what I deserved.No arguments there!

Maybe I’m thinking too specifically about this “marriedthing” because I agree there were some really funny moments on the way to thealtar:

Oliver proposing to Felicity in front of L*urel and sheapplauded.

Oliver leaving L*urel on their wedding day because herealized their fake relationship in the dream world was based off his realmemories from his relationship with Felicity – down to the damn wedding dress L*urelwas wearing.

And then Oliver decided he’d rather live in a world where he had asnowball’s chance in hell of getting back together with Felicity rather thanstay in a dream world with L*urel living their white picket fence existence.

L*urel telling Oliver ON HER DEATH BED he was the love ofher life and he responded with silence.

Of course, Oliver didn’t really have tosay anything. L*urel already wished for him to get back together with Felicity

and acknowledged she knew she wasn’t the love of Oliver’s life.

Oliver telling Felicity, HIS WIFE, that no matter who shebecomes she will always be the love of his life.

That shit was hysterical.

You could be simply referring to general commitment too. Rememberthe time Oliver cheated on L*urel with her sister?

Or when he cheated on L*urelAGAIN with Samantha (who was also her friend), got her pregnant and never told L*urel until Samanthashowed up in the damn bunker?

Comedy at its best.

Or when Oliver ran for the hills every time L*urel mentionedany kind of cohabitation and/or long term future together?

I laughed my ass offboth times he did it.

The North China Sea and an island from hell were preferablethan a lifetime with L*urel L*nce. HILARIOUS.

Maybe the “wedding thing” isn’t the show at all. You couldbe referring to comments from the cast and crew in relation to Oliver’sromantic endgame like:

Stephen saying it didn’t matter if L*urel had lived. Oliverwould never be with her and it was always going to be Felicity on their show.
The showrunner confirming Bl*ck S*ren and Oliver would neverbe together romantically.
The showrunner saying Oliver would NEVER cheat on Felicity.
The showrunner discussing Emily and Stephen’s chemistry andhow it was lightning in a bottle, while acknowledging Stephen and KC’schemistry is a hot mess. (Friendly reminder you can’t fix chemistry issuesbetween actors no matter how many different versions of the character theyplay.)

ALL KNEE SLAPPERS!!!!! Completely agree Anon.

If you’re going to laugh your ass off about something itshould at least be what happened in the show. There’s plenty of stuff I gotwrong.

I’ll help you out. Let’s see… I said Tommy was Prometheus. That was a goodone.

I also said there was absolutely no way Arrow would marry Oliver to theonly lesbian on the show. Boy did I miss the mark that time.

Or how about whenI said that L*urel L*nce was going to die.

Oh wait. Nope. That happened.

Then I said the writers would never bring our L*urel back to lifeagain.

Shit. That happened too. Well, I gotta get a few of them right once andawhile.

But why talk about the past? This is about the future as you say Anon and of course you’re right. Mia is clearlyBl*ck S*ren’s daughter. BECAUSE GREEN EYES AND BLONDE HAIR.

Of course Hollywood’snumber one concern when casting a role is matching hair and eye color rather than finding the right actor for the role. Just ask Dakota Fanning.She played everyone’s kid. I’m sure she couldn’t even get in the door beforedocumenting her eye and hair color.

She probably needed a DNA sample too because we know the actors areactually producing real children to play their fictional children and thenmagically aging them 20 years. Someone should tell Kat McNamara that Katie isreally her mom. What a hell of an episode that’ll make. SO META.

It’s so sad we have yet to invent hair dye or coloredcontacts if this kind of detail is really important to a director. DAMN YOUSCIENCE.

I mean of course Felicity can’t be the mother because she’sa bottle blonde. Whereas Bl*ck S*ren, who you love to remind us is anexact replica of E1 L*urel L*nce, is clearly a natural blonde. Just like ourL*urel was.

Oh. Nevermind.

It’s a real mystery where that blonde hair comes from withMia because everybody knows children are sprouted from the heads of motherslike Zeus and Athena. Women are asexual after all. The mother’s DNA is the onlything that matters in the creation of the baby.

You know what’s weird? I have brownhair and brown eyes. So how did my daughter get the most beautiful blonde hairand blue eyes the world has ever seen? OH MY GOD!!! IS SHE NOT MY BABY? AM ILIVING SWITCHED AT BIRTH? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *picks up phone to call police*

Hang on.

I’m trying to remember my sex education. I assureyou it’s been awhile. I feel like at some point someone told me the father alsoplays a fairly significant role in the creation of a human being. Somethingabout sperm.

My husband has blonde hair and blue eyes. So maybe it’s possiblethe man I’ve been sleeping with for 13 years impregnated me with thischild (if we’re to believe the junk science of sex education) and passed on hisblonde hair and blue eyes to her. THE MIND REELS. *putting down the phone*

So if Mia wasn’t sprouted from the head of her mother andArrow has embraced the insanity of actual science, I guess it’s possible that Miagot her blonde hair from OLIVER.

Wow.

But what about those eyes? It’s IMPOSSIBLE for two blue eyedpeople like Oliver and Felicity to produce a green eyed baby. Although, Iseem to remember my 10th grade science teacher saying somethingabout two blue eyes making green in our genetics unit. I also did a 5 secondGoogle search and some guys from the Stanford Genetic labs also confirm it’spossible, but there’s no way they know more than you Anon. I definitely think your dunk-a-person-in-water-and-if-they-don’t-drown-it-means-they-aren’t-a-witch kind of science makes a hell of a lot more sense than Stanford geneticists. If there’sone thing history taught us it’s to follow the science of 1600s Salem,Massachusetts.

But maybe I misunderstood again. Your word gymnastics is sotricky and smart. It’s hard to keep up!

Maybe you just meant Bl*ck S*ren getspregnant by Mr. Rando. I’m sure we’ll see her love story develop any day now,since she has to get pregnant really soon for Mia’s age to make a damn bit ofsense. Certainly Bl*ck S*ren’s relationship with Mr. Rando will take precedenceover Oliver and Felicity’s love story. It’s not like the show is centered onOlicity, so I’ll be on the lookout for this impending great romance.

Genetics aside, you also alerted me to the iron clad proofof the audition scene!!! What would I do without you anon? I haven’t seen Mia’saudition scene, but if she mentions Bl*ck S*ren then of course it means she’sher daughter. DUH. Everything from the audition scenes ends up in the show. Question – was her name Maya in the audition?

I did see the audition tapes for nearly every actress whoauditioned for “Tina” aka Dinah Drake. Those leaked everywhere. I bet theshowrunners were pretty ticked. I’m still waiting for the writers to introduceCarlos or dive into Dinah’s service with the Marine Corps. It’s almost like theyput things in the audition scene that don’t end up on the show to throw peopleoff. Ya know, in case the scene leaks.

I remember when people thought there was a chemistry testbetween Stephen (Oliver) and the actress playing Tina (Dinah) in her audition.Everyone freaked out. Olicity was over! Oliver Queen was going to end up withthe new Bl*ck C*nary, which of course is exactly what happened in the show.

Damn it! I’m wrong again!

I really need to rewatch seasons.

Funny enough the snip it of dialogue from the audition scene for Tina did end up in an episode of Arrow. But the scene was betweenDinah and Diggle.

So weird. It’s almost like they screen tested chemistry withanother actor. But God knows that wouldn’t happen because obviously Oliver isending up with some kind of C*nary.

I know what I’m about to say is insanity, but maybe Bl*ckS*ren was mentioned in the audition scene as a diversion. It could actually beproof Mia’s character has nothing to do with Bl*ck S*ren at all. I’ll be sureto ask the writers once Carlos shows up. It’ll be any day now.

And last, but certainly not least, Bl*ck Siren and Blackstar both have the name BLACK. Does this also mean she’s Dinah and Zoe’s baby? Because they have black in their code names too . Oooh maybe Dinah and Bl*ck Siren get married!!! I do love a good wedding theory. If William ever gets a code name he better make sure it has GREEN in it so people know who the hell he is. That’s the point of a code name right? Damn. Bl*ck S*ren is CIA level. She’s so sneaky. I’m sooo impressed.

Thanks for reaching out and showing me the light Anon. Truly, I am grateful. I can’t wait to see how this response ages on Monday.

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After a long and awful day at work, I come home and read this masterpiece. This post is just perfection, couldn’t have said it better.

Thank you @jbuffyangel , you just made my day.

I’ll save this post to read it again after the episode, you know… Just to gloat.

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This is very late getting out there, but thanks to @mel-loves-all for the lovely artwork for Hotel Vegas! ❤️❤️❤️

Heartbreak sends Felicity home to her mother for a vacation that just might change her life forever.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11217708/chapters/25062312

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Fabulous Olicity Fanfic Friday - January 25th, 2019

Re-Airrow 2x14 by @lostolicityscenes - Short and sweet, Oliver tells Felicity that Diggle told him she was feeling left out in the episode. So I wrote it up, retconning it a little to fit in with the narrative I was building in my alternate timeline. https://lostolicityscenes.tumblr.com/post/181930230189/re-airrow-2x14

The Name of the Game by @it-was-a-red-heeler - Felicity decides to stir things up at her coffee shop, but she may have met her match. https://archiveofourown.org/works/11779053

Quiet Return by @juliesioux - It starts at the moment when Oliver is released and then segues into their first night and day together. I decided to write from Felicity’s POV and look at the struggle she would have faced between being angry, hurt, concerned and so fiercely in love with Oliver. https://archiveofourown.org/works/17447552

Just Beneath the Surface multi-chapter WIP by @smoaking-greenarrow arrow - When an S.O.S signal is sent to the FBI from a woman named Felicity Smoak, Director Oliver Queen knows that she is in grave danger. He can’t help but notice the haunting similarities between what’s happening to her and what happened nine years ago; in thirteen unsolved cold cases that drove ex-agent John Diggle out of the bureau. With a race against the clock, Oliver enlists the help of his old mentor to reopen the investigation, and hopefully save Felicity’s life. https://archiveofourown.org/works/16239002/chapters/37963052

Olicity Dialogue Prompt: I’m Not Good Enough For You by @originalhybridloverfics - Oliver and Felicity make their relationship public after months of secretly dating https://originalhybridloverfics.tumblr.com/post/182101363194/olicity-dialogue-prompt-im-not-good-enough-for

And So The Adventure Begins multi-chapter WIP by @mindramblingsfics - Felicity spent her first year of college focused solely on her studies. In year two, with the convincing of her best friends Iris and Sara, she lets her hair down a bit. Oliver spent his first year partying with his wingman Tommy and living up to the status that came with his last name. He realizes he should buckle down focus on the most important part: actual school. Oliver and Felicity meet, and even though they are on different ends of the spectrum, they don’t realize that they can each bring out hidden parts of one another. https://archiveofourown.org/works/15800025/chapters/36771018

| ONE | (Oliver the Footballer) multi-chapter WIP @someonesaidcake - Felicity Smoak had a plan; to save enough money to kick her monotonous job and start up the company of her dreams. She made good plans, solid plans, attainable plans. He was never part of her plan. His name was Oliver Queen, the reclusive Brazilian football star with a broken smile and a story to tell. He’d never planned on her either. https://archiveofourown.org/works/15005402/chapters/34779542

Made in Fate by @missyriver - Felicity Smoak-Queen liked to be prepared, she did internet searches, read every book, but there are some things she could never prepare for. She wasn’t someone that made rash decisions. Well, she wasn’t before she married a man after only knowing him a few days. It ended up being the best thing to ever happen to her. In less than nine months they would bring home a brand new baby Queen. But now being pregnant, she needed to prepare. https://archiveofourown.org/works/11724351

Late to the Party by @diggo26 - Summary Future Olicity https://archiveofourown.org/works/11056575/chapters/26416572

My Heart is Yours by @arrowgirl20 - Major character death - Oliver gives Felicity the ultimate gift. https://archiveofourown.org/works/11746221

Hearts and Scars multi-chapter WIP by @allimariexf - This is a place for me to put Olicity drabbles and one shots. https://archiveofourown.org/works/16615763/chapters/38947613

One Last Time: Get Down by @wetsuiton - Prompt - get down. https://archiveofourown.org/works/11084547/chapters/26470494

From Somewhere Within multi-chapter WIP by @smoaking-greenarrow - Their connection has always felt natural to them, safe and secure. But others tend to fear what they don’t understand, and as far as their enemies are concerned, the world isn’t ready to accept two people who can know each other the way that Oliver and Felicity do. https://archiveofourown.org/works/16009244/chapters/37356257

As Days Go By (The Night’s on Fire) multi-chapter WIP by @dreamsofolicity - After five years of fighting for her life, Felicity Smoak returns home to save her city. She intends to pursue her crusade alone but finds that a little help is needed from time to time. Enter Oliver Queen, a face from her past that she doesn’t particularly want to become part of her future. But she is not the only one who has changed. Felicity finds herself growing closer and closer to Oliver as she learns more about the man that he has become and they work together to try to save the city that they both love. https://archiveofourown.org/works/11760117/chapters/26508534

Wait and Hope multi-chapter WIP by @juvinadelgreko - Oliver begins to repair Star City’s trust in him, and realizes how hard it will be. Luckily, he has Felicity to help him. https://archiveofourown.org/works/17492297/chapters/41200523

To Emiko, From Felicity by @juvinadelgreko - I wrote this assuming that Oliver and Emiko’s conversation at the end of 7x10 doesn’t go well, which I think is a valid assumption. It’s a letter written to Emiko by Felicity, asking her to hear Oliver out and give him a chance to make amends. https://juvinadelgreko.tumblr.com/post/182230931447/to-emiko-from-felicity

Re-Airrow 2x15 by @lostolicityscenes - Another short and sweet scene. Based off the scene above where Diggle and Felicity return to the cave just when Oliver is calling Felicity to warn the team about Slade being at Queen Mansion. https://lostolicityscenes.tumblr.com/post/182231766461/re-airrow-2x15

Secrets Don’t Make Friends multi-chapter WIP by @felicityollies - Felicity stumbles upon the lair after getting drunk at Verdant. She meets the Hood, but it doesn’t go as she expects. http://archiveofourown.org/works/10938729

Dear Emiko (Extended) by @juvinadelgreko - After Oliver and Emiko’s conversation goes south, Felicity decides it’s time to step in. https://archiveofourown.org/works/17524949

Never Far Away, Part 1 multi-chapter Complete by @onceuponanolicity - When Felicity Smoak moves to Starling City and attends a new high school, she expects things to be hard on her, she is twelve after all. But then she meets new friends and life becomes easier. What isn’t so easy is growing up. Oliver Queen met Felicity when she was twelve and he treated her as nothing more than a friend, well, except for when his big brother tendencies kicked in. Until one day, something in his life changed. He looked at Felicity as she was growing up and began to realize that he didn’t want her as a friend anymore. By the time, Oliver was man enough to admit his feelings for Felicity, he went away on the Queen’s Gambit only for it to sink. Now that he has finally made it home. He has to win her back. This is a multi-chapter au fic that follows Oliver and Felicity through high school and into season 1. http://archiveofourown.org/works/11293257/chapters/25265796

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This is my new absolute favorite.

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I had so much fun watching this