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Such Horrible Things

@putridghost / putridghost.tumblr.com

Full of love and rage, mentally a crabby old man, physically aging into one every day
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seerofmike

too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night

tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you've never worked in customer service

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orcboxer

psychiatrist trying to diagnose me with psychopathy: And are you polite and professional at work?

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itsladykit

Tumblr has ruined me. I hear "behold a man" and envision a plucked chicken.

It's me when I hear somebody say 'piss poor' and mutter under my breath "pissing on the poor".

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arttuff

he pretends to be too tired to walk to get batman to carry him to the batmobile

and then spends the next hour cartwheeling around while batman tries to write reports

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went a little nuts and made a batman au joker and got really invested. i dont even go here.

in short, it's one of the morality switcheroo kinds, so bats is a "villain" (gone full crime eradication mode and stamped out any empathy. bruce has like. taken over gotham and keeps funding cops and surveillance.) and joker's a..... well. hes not a hero but he is here to ruin a billionaire's day and well if he ends up helping people out so be it. He's just a scrungly little guy and that's everyone else's problem.

(yes that is Dick in that one doodle)

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touch-starvation needs to be written with emphasis on the starving part. you are hungry to be touched. so hungry that even the very taste of it makes you nauseous. it has been long since anything has ever touched you, ever fed you - that your body has grown more used to that gnawing emptiness more than anything else. it's better for you to be held, to eat but it makes you sick to try. you know

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raychleadele

“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”

I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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