The Ghost-type Detective CH1 (Based on the Phantump Conan AU by @livmadart)

Shinichi was so stupid. He was an idiot, a gosh darn fool. And now, because of his disregard for his own safety, he was… he was…

He choked on the pain, closed his eyes against the burn, and wished for all it was worth that it would just end faster. He knew, deep in the recesses of his decaying heart that it would end, and there was only one way that it would.

The small sliver of his brain that wasn’t consumed with agony was swirling with thoughts, hopes and regrets. What was Ran going to think? He’d never wanted to do this to her… He had no idea what had happened to Sherlock- his pokeball had been taken when Shinichi had been hit. All he could do… all he could do was hope they’d be alright…. Alright without him.

He could feel the moment his heart stopped.

HELLO THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!

I’m so so happy you’ve written more! This is perfect, exactly what I imagined and more ^_^ you’ve captured it all perfectly!!! I love your pacing, spending time on small moments and details…….its very good!! It’s amazing!!!! I’m so honored to have helped inspire you ^_^

Hi again just wanted to pop back in to say I have now reread this several times and made a sketch :)

Thank you again for sharing your wonderful writing!

i couldnt not make some dannys haha

traditionally the dead would be buried with coins on their eyes or in their mouth so that they could insert them within the 10 second countdown to continue playing and cheat death yet again. the practice fell out of fashion largely due to the invention of the home console

Aw, so sweet and wholesome! I love Danny's little bounce just before the hug.

Plague Doctor masks based off of different birds

I legitimately thought this would get like 3 notes when I uploaded it. I’m blown away by the response. I’m truly grateful to everyone who liked and rebloged this. I’m over the moon that people seem to like it!

I only just found these drawings. And to paraphrase one of the other commenters, “We like plague doctors on this site.”

@yourlocalbreadenthusiast

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

Please stop trigger tagging with #epilepsy tw/cw/warning/etc.

I need every single person to understand how horrible tumblr’s tagging system is

I go into the tag for epilepsy and its all flashing lights. We can’t use our own tag because people without epilepsy fill it up with improper warnings.

Use ‘flashing’ in place of ‘epilepsy’ in your tags. You aren’t warning people of epileptics, you’re warning us of flashing lights. Please please tag properly. Epileptics say this endlessly and constantly and it’s ignored. You are risking lives by doing this.

Here’s proof of what I mean:

THIS POST IS 100% OKAY TO REBLOG, I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE WITHOUT EPILEPSY TO ESPECIALLY DO SO!

Just to clarify, in case people are wondering: Tumblr allows people to automatically block posts with certain tags.

So that if there is something flashing in your post (or something that causes a flashing effect when scrolling, like the first design I came up with for the Disability Pride Flag), tagging that post with “Flashing” will allow people who do have epilepsy to block that post and not be harmed by it.

(this is also why you should never censor your tags on Tumblr, BTW. We’re not TikTok; you won’t be penalized for having certain words in your tags. But if you alter a tag that people are using to control their own dashboards, it won’t be blocked, and they’ll see something they don’t want to – or be exposed to something that could cause them serious harm).

The Ghost-type Detective CH1 (Based on the Phantump Conan AU by @livmadart)

Shinichi was so stupid. He was an idiot, a gosh darn fool. And now, because of his disregard for his own safety, he was… he was…

He choked on the pain, closed his eyes against the burn, and wished for all it was worth that it would just end faster. He knew, deep in the recesses of his decaying heart that it would end, and there was only one way that it would.

The small sliver of his brain that wasn’t consumed with agony was swirling with thoughts, hopes and regrets. What was Ran going to think? He’d never wanted to do this to her… He had no idea what had happened to Sherlock- his pokeball had been taken when Shinichi had been hit. All he could do… all he could do was hope they’d be alright…. Alright without him.

He could feel the moment his heart stopped.

HELLO THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!

I’m so so happy you’ve written more! This is perfect, exactly what I imagined and more ^_^ you’ve captured it all perfectly!!! I love your pacing, spending time on small moments and details…….its very good!! It’s amazing!!!! I’m so honored to have helped inspire you ^_^

Dead on main au where

1. Danny wears a 1/2 face mask as a ghost to make sure his parents don’t find out who he is

2. The decision to start wearing the mask was a spontaneous thing that happened at school and he stole the mask from his high school’s theater department

3. Danny moves to Gotham as soon as he turns 18 on a scholarship but it doesn’t include dorm fees.

4. Danny hides out in an abandoned theater (the attic is surprisingly well insulated!!!!) and spends most of his time there as a ghost because he can’t anywhere else in Gotham.

5. An injured Red hood limps his way into one of his favorite old hideouts (the theater obviously), and promptly passes out from blood loss with the hazy image of a masked glowing spector as the last thing he sees.

6. He wakes up enough to hear soft reassurances of safety and feel cool hands carry him with no noticeable strain.

7. Jason comes to in a giant nest of blankets with his wound neatly stitched up, a killer headache, and a sticky note wishing him well/ promising the writer didn’t leak under the helmet (a fact Jason is well aware of considering his head is very much unexploded)

8. Jason tries to leave but he passes out again and is honestly too tired to try again when he comes back around. So he just…falls asleep.

9. Jason wakes up again to warm food on an old silver tray and an empty room, not knowing Danny is watching him from the corner to make sure he doesn’t fall again. Not that Danny wouldn’t catch him again, but he’d prefer it didn’t happen at all.

In short, Danny plays elusive nurse to the dangerous red hood while Jason sees a literal ghost that lives in an abandoned theater wearing a phantom of the opera mask and decides he’s found a keeper. Clearly he appreciates the drama.

The next part of my Kingdom of Fish pollfic! Continued from here.

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It wasn't the practice he'd been intending, but… “I'm fluent in Elysian Greek.”  That was the dialect Pandora's people used.  

“Oh, thank goodness,” said the attendant, handing him a pair of scrolls.  “People have been requesting these, and of course we don't get many people who know those dialects out this way, so…”

“Right,” said Danny.  “Where should I…?”

“Oh, right here!  But… oh dear, I'll need to find a booster seat…”

“I don't need one,” said Danny, quickly.  “I can just hover.”

(obligatory "how should I scare you" joke)

part 2 under the cut--

occasionally i think about my mother’s best friend, who at one point built a whole ikea shelf well trialing some new sleeping medicine and had absolutely 0 memory of it after the fact

This post made me laugh lmfao and then it inspired this:

Danny would do anything, anything, to get a good night’s sleep and some freaking money. As much as he looooved- note the sarcasm- his minimum wage job that barely covered the cost of his tuition, he’s in desperate need of funds. If he had to survive on boxed Mac n’ Cheese, as good as it is, for another week, Danny might actually consider taking over the world.

Lo and behold, Gotham’s on brand shady ass pharmaceutical companies offered $500 to people who would trial their new sleep medication. Danny, being new to the city and desperate, had no idea that any medication not from Wayne Enterprises had a 70% chance of fatality and/or caused some horrible brainwashing side effect. To be fair… Danny couldn’t exactly get dead-er. Well, maybe his human side could die but it sure as hell wouldn’t be from a pill that didn’t contain blood blossoms.

So he took the plunge, and entered the trial. Oddly enough, they gave him the money first.

Danny shrugged, popped the pill in his mouth, and went home. After stopping by the grocery store to grab snacks, of course. After that… well, his mind went blank.

Which leads to now, as Danny blinked back into consciousness. He sat up from his wonderful couch and promptly did a double take.

Danny’s apartment was kind of bare before. Now? There’s new shelving- that he did not remember putting together mind you- and an assortment of random furniture cluttered around his studio.

The most damning, most bamboozling, part of his new surroundings were the fucking Gotham vigilantes tied up on his floor. They stared at him. Danny gawked back.

My Theory/ head canon about why vlad has a white and grey cat named Maddie… and he also has a white and grey cat named Maddie.

Based on this meme

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

@rayshippouuchiha

Something, something, I know you’ve made war crime posts about gollum before….

Tim faked having an uncle but the batfamily has called him out and now want to meet this so called “Uncle Ethan” (idk if the uncle had an actual name I can’t remember).

Tim, being a young feral gremlin of a child, does the rational thing and summons the ghost king instead of going out and hiring someone to act as his uncle.

Tim offers coffee, some of Alfred’s cookies, and astrological charts, and Danny comes sweeping through the portal in all his semi-Eldritch glory.

He quickly downscales to a more comprehensible form, and floats there munching on cookies as Tim explains the situation. He promises a place to live, financial support and the general freedom to do whatever he wants so long as he doesn’t actively harm Gotham.

Tim’s nervous that Danny’s going to request his soul or something. In hindsight he probably should have slept before deciding to follow the summoning ritual he found in one of his parents old books. Danny meanwhile takes one look at Tim and is like “this sleep deprived kid is mine now.”

He excepts Tim’s deal, but also adds his own stipulation of actually becoming Tim’s legal Guardian until Tim is a legal adult himself. Danny’s spent a good couple centuries vibing as king in the ghost zone and he’s been told he needs to have a vacation, and Tim very clearly needs someone looking after him.

~Aww look at his little pet~