This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story
I had a wonderful opportunity to make some pixel art for this Welcome Home update!! Huge thanks to Clown for having me, I hope these brought at least 1% more joy to your peepers than the site already has š
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This explains a lot more than it should.
If you think about it, the Justice League is made up of two groups: people who arenāt worried about jumping off buildings because they can fly, and people who will jump off buildings despite the fact that they cannot flyļæ¼
Give me fictional romances that are star-crossed!
Doesnāt a romance being forbidden make it more enticing?
Doesnāt a romance being forbidden make the yearning sweeter?
Isnāt a romance where the characters think they have to hide their love more romantic?
Donāt the barriers of a relationship make it so much more satisfying when the characters finally manage to surpass the barriers between them and connect?
The heart always wants what you say it canāt have. And the heart will not be denied.
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Yeaaaaah.... Season 2 felt like:
Top 10 gayest things batman has uttered about the joker?
Itās been really difficult to rank them, let me tell you; but I hope you enjoy, anon. Without further ado, hereās my top 10 gayest things Bruce has either thought/uttered about Joker, or said to Joker directly:
1. āI want him so bad, my body would shake if I let it--ā
-- Detective Comics (1940) #671
2. āAnd when youāre sitting here alone, in the middle of the night... unsleeping in the dark, remember... every breath you take you owe to me.ā
-- Joker: Devilās Advocate (1996)
3. āIām afraid youāre too late! The Jokerās been mine for quite some time.ā
-- Legends of the DC Universe (1940) #27
4. āI never thought it would end like this. Him. Me. Our blood, on each otherās lips.ā
-- Batman: Europa (2016) #1
5. āHe was here. [...] Even without the green hairs on the carpet... the red lipstick stain on the couch... I can smell him.ā
-- Batman/Catwoman (2021) #7
6. āYour name. Your history. Your family. All of it. Here. Iāll whisper it to you... whisper it right into your ear, darling.ā
-- Batman: Death of the Family (2013)
7. "But me, Joker. Iām dying. Iāll be dead from my injuries in minutes. So... wonāt you stay with me? Stay with me and forgive me. Forgive me for being so blind.ā
-- Batman: Endgame (2015)
8. āWhat separates me from them... is a hand on a knife. His hand. [...] I'm just what he made me.ā
-- Batman (2016) #32 (The War of Jokes and Riddles)
9. āFrom the beginning, I knew. There's nothing wrong with you... that I can't fix... with my hands.ā
-- Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (1986)
10. āThis has always been about us. Why did you do this to him?ā
-- Injustice: Gods Among Us -- Year 1 #4
just a little troublemaker, a little mischevious, tee hee funny ha ha silly man
and trauma man, his doomed lover
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another fav trope
another reason batman is really funny to me is because he's one of the big three of the justice league, can stand toe-to-toe with demigods, is among the top 5 smartest people in his universe, arguably the best martial artist, has fist fought literally everyone from his own children to superman to darkside, but his arch nemesis is just. A clown. with no superpowers. that's in love with him.
Tyag53 on twitter posted this! I love it, winter night with doughnuts! Sounds like the perfect date night
Batfamily
(still in process, will add more later)