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frownyalfred

If you think about it, the Justice League is made up of two groups: people who arenā€™t worried about jumping off buildings because they can fly, and people who will jump off buildings despite the fact that they cannot flyļæ¼

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Give me fictional romances that are star-crossed!

Doesnā€™t a romance being forbidden make it more enticing?

Doesnā€™t a romance being forbidden make the yearning sweeter?

Isnā€™t a romance where the characters think they have to hide their love more romantic?

Donā€™t the barriers of a relationship make it so much more satisfying when the characters finally manage to surpass the barriers between them and connect?

The heart always wants what you say it canā€™t have. And the heart will not be denied.

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distort-opia
Anonymous asked:

Top 10 gayest things batman has uttered about the joker?

Itā€™s been really difficult to rank them, let me tell you; but I hope you enjoy, anon. Without further ado, hereā€™s my top 10 gayest things Bruce has either thought/uttered about Joker, or said to Joker directly:

1. ā€œI want him so bad, my body would shake if I let it--ā€

-- Detective Comics (1940) #671

2. ā€œAnd when youā€™re sitting here alone, in the middle of the night... unsleeping in the dark, remember... every breath you take you owe to me.ā€

-- Joker: Devilā€™s Advocate (1996)

3. ā€œIā€™m afraid youā€™re too late! The Jokerā€™s been mine for quite some time.ā€

-- Legends of the DC Universe (1940) #27

4. ā€œI never thought it would end like this. Him. Me. Our blood, on each otherā€™s lips.ā€

-- Batman: Europa (2016) #1

5. ā€œHe was here. [...] Even without the green hairs on the carpet... the red lipstick stain on the couch... I can smell him.ā€

-- Batman/Catwoman (2021) #7

6. ā€œYour name. Your history. Your family. All of it. Here. Iā€™ll whisper it to you... whisper it right into your ear, darling.ā€

-- Batman: Death of the Family (2013)

7. "But me, Joker. Iā€™m dying. Iā€™ll be dead from my injuries in minutes. So... wonā€™t you stay with me? Stay with me and forgive me. Forgive me for being so blind.ā€

-- Batman: Endgame (2015)

8. ā€œWhat separates me from them... is a hand on a knife. His hand. [...] I'm just what he made me.ā€

-- Batman (2016) #32 (The War of Jokes and Riddles)

9. ā€œFrom the beginning, I knew. There's nothing wrong with you... that I can't fix... with my hands.ā€

-- Batman: The Dark Knight Returns (1986)

10. ā€œThis has always been about us. Why did you do this to him?ā€

-- Injustice: Gods Among Us -- Year 1 #4
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kailjoi

just a little troublemaker, a little mischevious, tee hee funny ha ha silly man

and trauma man, his doomed lover

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jabberwockey

another reason batman is really funny to me is because he's one of the big three of the justice league, can stand toe-to-toe with demigods, is among the top 5 smartest people in his universe, arguably the best martial artist, has fist fought literally everyone from his own children to superman to darkside, but his arch nemesis is just. A clown. with no superpowers. that's in love with him.

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