May is International Masturbation Month, so let’s celebrate by writing fics about wanking!

Rules:

Participants must be 18 or older
All pairings/groups that include at least one member of ot5 are allowed, femslash is allowed, any combination of f/m/nb is allowed
This fest is not anonymous, so if you post a snippet, make sure to tag @wankersday so your snippet can be reblogged
No word count requirements
No sign-ups, just write your fic
Fics must be posted to this collection before they’re revealed at noon EDT on Tuesday, May 28, 2024 aka International Wanker’s Day!
Tag @wankersday in your fic post so mod can reblog — mod has a no-ai policy and will not share posts that contain any

AND the most important rule:

The only smut allowed is masturbation, i.e. characters are not to touch other people’s junk, only their own!

Any questions? Just ask!

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tbh i didnt know you were supposed to be jerking off while you look at porn

charlottan

ive been standing with my arms behind my back ponderously like at a museum

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homosociallyyours

palatial-monstrosity

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

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Anonymous asked:

Bad Things by Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) and Camila Cabello

Sweat by Zayn

Don’t Go Insane by DPR IAN

2 Become 1 by Spice Girls

Snooze (Acoustic) by SZA ft. Justin Bieber

Bad Idea Right? by Olivia Rodrigo

Ruin My Life by Zara Larsson

Lowkey by Niki

added!

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Anonymous asked:

for your love by måneskin for the wank playlist! :)

adding it now!

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donckasters asked:

Love Myself by Hailee Steinfeld for the wank playlist :)

Thank you! Adding it now.

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May is International Masturbation Month, so let’s celebrate by writing fics about wanking!

Rules:

Participants must be 18 or older
All pairings/groups that include at least one member of ot5 are allowed, femslash is allowed, any combination of f/m/nb is allowed
This fest is not anonymous, so if you post a snippet, make sure to tag @wankersday so your snippet can be reblogged
No word count requirements
No sign-ups, just write your fic
Fics must be posted to this collection before they’re revealed at noon EDT on Tuesday, May 28, 2024 aka International Wanker’s Day!
Tag @wankersday in your fic post so mod can reblog — mod has a no-ai policy and will not share posts that contain any

AND the most important rule:

The only smut allowed is masturbation, i.e. characters are not to touch other people’s junk, only their own!

Any questions? Just ask!

wankersday

7 weeks!

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kingsofeverything

wankfest prompts

it’s been brought to my attention that there aren’t a lot of wanking prompts, so here are a few for y’all to use/combine however you want:

trying to wank but the cat/dog/lizard won’t stop watching
awkward sperm donations
strangers wanking in neighboring bathroom stalls
walking in on your roommate wanking and then asking them not to stop
clone a willy but they clone some other stuff instead
accidentally answering skype/facetime from a friend mid-wank
quiet wanking while their partner sleeps in the same bed beside them
first time wanking with a toy (or other things)
first time wanking on camera
wanking in zero gravity
trying to wank super fast because they have a lot of housemates and thin walls and no one is home
circle jerks with rules, ex: everyone has to come in a certain order or else
wanking race
wanking and trying not to come first
body swap wanking
first wank after giving up wanking for whatever reason
last wank before giving up wanking for whatever reason
sex toy tester
wanking using The Force
wanking using some sort of superhero power
self-fellatio
self-bondage

ok that’s more than 20, go forth and write wanking smut!

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More? More. More!

Body swap wanking
Ghost wanking
Instructional wanking
Cursed to wank at a certain time/whenever they think about a certain person/to a certain song
Wanking because they’re tired but can’t sleep
Wanking with bizarre substances for lubricants (mayonnaise? motor oil? salad dressing?)
Wanking while housesitting and then finding out there’s a nanny cam

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Lazy wanking
Rushed wanking
Shower wanking
Driving and wanking
Sad wanking
Angry wanking
Wanking because you heard it’s a headache cure
Wanking because you heard it’s a hiccup cure
Wanking at work
Wanking on the international space station
Using the washer spin-cycle to wank

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Anonymous asked:

When I think of you by chappel Roan

Adding it to the list!

#wankfest playlist #anonymous

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dykesteddie asked:

Keep your head up by Djo and most especially Hand Solo by Marika Hackman!

Thank you! Adding them to the list!

#wankfest playlist

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Anonymous asked:

dancin’ in circles by lady gaga

Thank youuuuuuu🩷 adding it!

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Anonymous asked:

Solo Dancing by Indiana (the music video is worth a watch too for the sheer number of wanking euphemisms she packed in there)

Thank you! Adding the song to the list and the video to my watchlist!

#wankfest playlist

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reminiscingintherain asked:

Fingers by P!nk 🩷

Adding it!

#wankfest playlist

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Anonymous asked:

I mean From the dining table defo makes reference but it’s sad sex

How could I forget??? Adding it to the list!

#wankfest playlist

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kingsofeverything

wankfest prompts

it’s been brought to my attention that there aren’t a lot of wanking prompts, so here are a few for y’all to use/combine however you want:

trying to wank but the cat/dog/lizard won’t stop watching
awkward sperm donations
strangers wanking in neighboring bathroom stalls
walking in on your roommate wanking and then asking them not to stop
clone a willy but they clone some other stuff instead
accidentally answering skype/facetime from a friend mid-wank
quiet wanking while their partner sleeps in the same bed beside them
first time wanking with a toy (or other things)
first time wanking on camera
wanking in zero gravity
trying to wank super fast because they have a lot of housemates and thin walls and no one is home
circle jerks with rules, ex: everyone has to come in a certain order or else
wanking race
wanking and trying not to come first
body swap wanking
first wank after giving up wanking for whatever reason
last wank before giving up wanking for whatever reason
sex toy tester
wanking using The Force
wanking using some sort of superhero power
self-fellatio
self-bondage

ok that’s more than 20, go forth and write wanking smut!

wankersday

More? More. More!

Body swap wanking
Ghost wanking
Instructional wanking
Cursed to wank at a certain time/whenever they think about a certain person/to a certain song
Wanking because they’re tired but can’t sleep
Wanking with bizarre substances for lubricants (mayonnaise? motor oil? salad dressing?)
Wanking while housesitting and then finding out there’s a nanny cam

#I’ll try to think of some more

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Anonymous asked:

S.e.x by Nickelback might fit?

Never heard it! But I’ll add it to the list!