ken getting arrested alongside barbie after she punches the guy who smacks her ass presents so many possibilities

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

Good Luck Post do your thing!!!

it seems like it’s normal to follow several hundred blogs on here?? why do you guys hate yourselves so much i follow 68 blogs and it’s a lot sometimes

y’all out here trying to kill me

reblog this and write in the tags how many blogs you follow to make me cry

hey, i know people typically dislike seeing posts like these but PLEASE pay attention to what’s happening in brazil right now. the federal police are conducting various unauthorized operations with the sole intention of blocking the roads and keeping people from voting, specially in places where people mostly vote for the opposing candidate to the current president. you can probably guess that this is a pretty illegal attempt to keep the current president in power.

i am asking you to talk about this, to spread the word, to not let this happen in silence because we cannot let our country receive such shameless attacks to our democracy like this.

here is a link to twitter also where i've shared one of the many videos circulating showing this happening:

AHHHHHHHHSJSJKAKSKSKSKSIKS

THE BABIES

THE BABY

JONAH IS SO CUTE I CANF HANDLE IT

AOUFOGUFIGIDJJFJD JONAH 😭😭😭😭

REBLOGS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED!!!!

hello everyone!

this is not my normal post but this is about a crucial event happening in iran that NEEDS attention.

about a week ago, iranian woman Masha Amini passed away in a manner that was almost certainly caused by police brutality. feminist protests have been occurring ever since and it is imperative that we do our part by making ourselves and others aware of the situation to prevent the already growing death toll from growing even further!! keep these women and other protestors safe!!!

the following are two articles that explain the situation more thoroughly that i highly encourage you to read when you have the time:

here are words from my friend in iran about the situation:

awareness is crucial in situations like these! don’t feel like you can’t help even if you don’t like in or near iran!!

Rest in Peace Masha Amini

I’m sorry, Jonah, I love you

*by @kylos (I’ve since changed my url lmao) Since the OP of the original tutorial on tumblr deleted their post, here’s another tutorial (with pictures) on how to make your text a gradient on tumblr like this:

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filipinos are literal peak comedy. how can you make a fake college and trend it overnight, with fake graphic designs for profs and graduates 😭😭

uwah this is so unexpected but thank you for the recommend! 😭

I'm not active in Ikerev anymore, but Edgar/Seth has always been a flavor I lowkey enjoyed back then but never shared. They're two characters who have to hide something, and it so happens it relates to their families. And it's just OUGH so glad that they got a card together in one gacha

You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.

Frankly, you’d known those idiots had had a kid for years now. You’d pretended not to, because while you’d committed a lot of atrocities in your life, you weren’t willing to face the moral quandary of whether you would knowingly kill a child just to spite its parents.

They probably thought they were being clever though, what with the blaming you for an injury you knew damn well you’d never given keeping one of them out of commission for a few months, then references to what they would ‘leave behind’ or ‘could not follow’ when in the latest death trap. One of them had accidentally pulled a pacifier out of their utility belt once, and tried to pass it off as being prepared for any young children they came across while rescuing.

Idiots.

Still, you had standards. Standards that fell somewhere past war crimes and before common decency, but they were standards.

If you can't bring yourself to care that the Supreme Court is going to review the constitutionality of the Indian Child Welfare Act, thus possibly opening the doors to further cultural genocide of Indigenous Peoples on United States soil, unfollow me right now.

If you think our rights aren't as important to protect as your rights to your own body, i don't want you on this blog.

Never forget residential schools were not a uniquely Canadian issue, they existed in the US as well. Silence and neutrality allowed them to be built and silence and neutrality will bring them back. Whether that's your silence and neutrality is up to you.

Important addition from @bluewingedcoyote

If the ICWA is ruled unconstitutional and repealled, children can be stolen from their parents and lose their legal right to tribal membership.

Everyone needs to speak up about this!! Do not allow people to be comfortable in willful ignorance of their part in active genocide attempts! Whose favor do you think you earn by letting them think they're right for wanting us all dead and silenced? Is it worth it?

[ID: A comment by bluewingedcoyote reading “I was born a couple of years before ICWA, my mother was white and my father Native. They didn't put his name of the birth certificate so that he couldn't contest the adoption. I can never claim tribal membership because of being adopted. Removing a child from the tribe also Legally severs them forever, it isn't just loss of culture, those stolen children are Stolen and they never give us back.” End ID.]

This is the first i am hearing of this, what can we do to help?

Wrote up a nifty little post on the subject here

Essentially, learn the history of genocide against the Indigenous peoples, inform people so they know and want to help, and pay attention. Anti-Native racism happens all around you without you realizing it, and Native folks are always in need of help. Sometimes it's protests and demonstrations, sometimes we just need money for groceries.