the lord phobos/ninja brian love affair in four frames

tour de force 2018, joy theater, NOLA

bye bish

— Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes (via goodreadss)

Ardyn to Somnus:

Good morning

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

Fun Fact:

Do you want to watch your YT video while on being different applications or tab? Try this. This will put a stop to those split window viewing days.

Right click twice on the video and select [Picture in picture]. It should bring a popup page of the video that you can move around and rescale. The video stays up when on another application.

It should look like this:

and also this:

Enjoy.

Omg this is the coolest thing.

It even works on mac what the heck

uhhhh WHAT

Amazing for art tutorials! So much easier to follow along.

This will really streamline my ability to do 400 things at once and none of them adequately

oh neato.

a e s t h e t i c

anyone else who is in a happily committed relationship notice that people’s line for where the “honeymoon” phase ends just extends ever into the future like some ominous axe they keep insisting will fall? 

in the beginning it was “oh your relationship is just starting!! of course you feel like she’s special and amazing, just wait a few months until the pattern of the relationship settles in” 

then a few months later is “oh you haven’t even been together a full year yet, wait until you’ve been together that long” 

then after a year it’s “well wait until you live together, that’s when it really happens- you’ll get annoyed by her habits and start taking things for granted” 

then after living together for a year they’re like “well actually it happens after living together for five years” 

I can’t help picturing myself in my 60s telling someone how breathtaking and wonderful my partner is and someone’s like “it’s cute how you’re still in that honeymoon phase, but just wait until you’re in your 70s, that’s when you really settle into the relationship” 

If you don’t like each other the relationship isn’t working what part of that is difficult to understand

Also “Look, Aunt Gert. I get it. You’re unhappy in your marriage. Just because that’s all you’ve ever known doesn’t mean that’s all there is.” Or along those lines aught to shut them up.

If you are not good friends with your significant other you are not in a healthy relationship.

I think a lot of people either are unhappy or pretend they’re unhappy because it’s “expected” to make fun of and rip on your spouse. I’ve never been okay with that. Trashing your spouse to your friends and coworkers is lame. If you’re unhappy then leave. However, I also think people who’ve been together forever and are good to one another don’t think rainbows shoot out the ass of their partner. They know they can be fucking obnoxious. They know they have bad morning breath, grouchy mornings, bad habits, fail, make mistakes, etc., but you accept all of that and it kind of fades into the background. Your love for this person supersedes all of the annoyances because two people aren’t going to love everything about one another all the time every day. We’re human. Two people with two different personalities. You’re dedicated and loyal and you try and you put them first every day. And when it’s reciprocated and you communicate and express and connect and laugh together and remind yourself how much you love each other, you win. Expecting the fairy tale will not get you lifelong love.

funny but 🙃🙃🙃

mood

and theyre dating and theyre very open abt their bdsm practices

there aren’t enough managers in the WORLD

Al Yankovic’s Album on Sale next to Michael Jackson’s.

Jojo Stand Names vs Crunchyroll subs