Kabru's mind after Laios offers him the harpy tamagoyaki

thank you kirby

Oh thank god for kirby

The so-called “pro-life” movement’s philosophy.

One of the best political cartoons that I’ve seen. 

You know what pisses me off about this?  Really, REALLY pisses me off?  That’s George (H.W.) Bush holding that umbrella.  He was president 1981-1989.  Do you get that?  

It means that the right have not budged an inch on their ridiculous pro-foetus, anti-actual-persons position in THIRTY GODDAMN YEARS. We should not still be having this argument! Thirty year old political cartoons should be bafflingly opaque, not crystal clear!

^ Reblogging again for that comment.

anyways, we’ll make it through ladies, like always

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

FINE! I'll do it myself

idk man, maybe it’s just the british/indian in me jumping out but I’ve always just blindly assumed this lady was holding a teacup, this is the first time I’ve actually looked at her hands and now I’m mad,

Did somebody edit this? It is usually a teacup, right?

ITS A FUCKING CUPCAKE???

WHAT????

Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦

The face of a changed man:

she’s 6'9" and wearing platforms in every photo and what a power move

#IS . IS THE SECOND PHOTO EDITED OR ARE THE PEOPLE JUST LIKE 4’2 WHAT THE FUCK THAT LOOKS FAKE

She literally just looks like that

And she has matching friends

very important add on: she has a lady dimitrescu cosplay instagram

@floboat this is 100% up ur alley + ur gals. Tall gals. Wowie.

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

good

and quite a lot of hatred

A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae

Greta and Sypha:

Alucard and Trevor:

lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

“but why do we need to teach or mention asexuality in health class”

well my guy, maybe so asexual teens dont think something’s wrong w them ???

and also, because a scary high amount of asexual teens force themselves into awful sexual situations and abusive relationships because they think there is something wrong with them and maybe we could make it so they didn’t do that

Reblogging this because it’s so damn important.

It’s just as important for non-asexuals to understand that lack of sexual attraction is real and valid.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

Because if you tried to teach english without ever mentioning poetry that would be an incomplete english class like damn dude teach the damn topic

People when they find out I have nine snakes: Wah! That’s scary! D:

Me: My One Frog Has More Teeth And Bite Strength Than All My Snakes Combined. The One To Be Feared Is Avocado.