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@luluwquidprocrow / luluwquidprocrow.tumblr.com

lulu's fanfic ~ main: whoslaurapalmer ~ fic can now be found on squidgeworld too! ~ a series of unfortunate events and twin peaks are my main jams ~ additional fic notes/ask memes/short scenes/general rambling can be found in my main tags
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oh if you knew what it meant to me

albert & diane

gen

2,128 words

It’s the wrong side of midnight, and he’d planned to leave the airport, stand in the parking lot for as long as it took to smoke out the memory of Leland Palmer’s scalp from his brain, and then get a cab. But he’s dead with exhaustion after the flight (and everything else) and Diane Evans and her fucking car are the best things he’s ever seen in his life.

my fic for @tildytwo for @countdowntotwinpeaks' wonderfulxstrange 2024 exchange!! albert coming home after the end of the palmer case.

title from daydreaming by dark dark dark

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posted about this on my main, but!!! all of my asoue fic has now been crossposted over on squidgeworld!

even putting my overall feelings about ao3 aside, we genuinely need to post fanwork in multiple places, and we need MORE places to post fic in the first place. there shouldn't just be one (1) single popular place to post it and organize it and find new fic, there should be multiple places used that all have a chance to achieve that popularity and are easy to find! even tumblr isn't actually super ideal for posting fic because it's harder to see work that wasn't posted recently! squidgeworld looks potentially promising right now, and I hope it continues to be that.

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sometimes a family is three orphans, their adopted daughter, one not-so-sad writer, and two triplets

frank, beatrice the second, the baudelaires, lemony, ernest, implied ernest/lemony

gen

3,598 words

In the grand tradition of all parents, the extended baudelaire family find themselves trying to pull a fast one. 

for @asouefanworkevent's woevember day 4, the hotel denouement! some rambling headcanon nonsense half-fic about post-canon family that i had great fun doing. my favorite thing in the whole world is post-canon babybea interacting with her absurd enormous family. i love them all so much.

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sweetest things

violet, klaus, beatrice, bertrand

gen

3,155 words

To the consternation of most of the Baudelaire household, the third Baudelaire child takes her very sweet time making an appearance.

my fic for @snckt for @asouefanworkevent's wicked way exchange!!! lainey, i loved ALL your prompts so much and i, fully 100% intend to do another one as well, when i can get my head around it better. but here is some baudelaire family slice of life!!

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good things come in threes

harry, hawk, ed, margaret (mentions of frank and hank)

gen

5,874 words

One slow autumn afternoon in the fall of Harry and Hawk and Ed’s senior year.

for @countdowntotwinpeaks ’ wonderfulxstrange 2022, i got @doesnt-own-a-sportscoat, who asked for og bookhouse boys doing good deeds and having some hijinks! (margaret and frank wound up sneaking their way in, too.)

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(the three-part folding mirror)

the denouements & the snickets, olaf, r, olivia 

teen

15,985 words 

The year the schism gets worse is the year one of the quarterly information costume parties is held in the grand ballroom on the third floor of the Hotel Denouement. 

@lyeekha won my commission in the @asoue-network fandom against hate raffle and asked for the denouements, so i put together some shenanigans with the denouements and the snickets, with slight ernest/lemony kit/dewey frank/jacques, and a few other associates hanging around ~ 

some minor warnings – language; smoking; brief mention of murder; referenced parental death; identity anxiety about being seen physically and personally 

title from i am alone by they might be giants 

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alright so march was a bust, fic-wise, I bit off more than I could chew (and really psyched myself out????) and I should have seen it coming but I did not and I am upset and disappointed in myself because I do really like posting regularly!!!! there's just a lot in my head and my life sometimes and i am not the greatest about time!! but! moving on. not the end of the world!! still working!! a little slowly but. doing my best!

museum fic (finally!) and [redacted] are top priorities going into april!!

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@beatricebidelaire i don’t know how long this will sit in my endless wip documents before i work on it properly so HERE’S WHAT I GOT SO FAR, re: jacques and bertrand talking 

also i meant to just, fix up the couple lines of dialogue i had, and then i wound up writing like 600 words

been thinking about this scene i wrote back in october 2019 of jacques and bertrand talking about lemony/being sad about vfd and i wanted to reblog it on my fic blog because i really like how i wrote jacques here and wanted to put it with my fics 

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this is ambitious!! but these are short so i’m gonna try and do it!!!! and not mess up this time!!!!! because trying to do more than one fic in a month has never worked out before!!! but!!!! especially because I’m Not Gonna Give Dates so that should help a little!!! so --

march will include diane fic, a lemonberry ice fic, and maybe [redacted] 

museum fic is still floating around, and probably will not get done in march, but it is at the top of my general wip list 

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so! another new month, another new fic consideration

cat burglars wound up being one day late but that’s already better than the two days late ellington fic was and i did much less of a mad rush to pull it together so like????? I’m feeling very shiny about this progress 

I have, tentative plans for ~museum fic~ this month, since I didn’t do it in february, and I was going to say, museum fic or apprentice fic, but then I didn’t want to just be shuffling museum fic around and never writing it because I would have in fact picked apprentice fic. (they’re also kind of tied together in my head even though museum fic was started later, because they both deal with the museum of items heist, and do different but slightly similar things.) 

but! it’s also been a year since I thought of museum fic, and I’d like to do that too. it does still need some plot work, though, but I feel better about approaching that now, but I’m only saying ‘tentative plans’ because I know deep in my soul I’m going to get sucked into the anime I’m watching, but march is a long month, we’ll see what happens. there are also some. other fics that are rattling around that i want to give attention to (more lemonberry ice!!) but! i! am! trying! to! be! consistent!!!!!! 

I’d also like to find some time to???? maybe???? work on or finish the peaks fics I have laying around????? two from wonderfulxstrange last year, a little thing about diane, THE LAURA FIC THAT IS STILL HAUNTING ME

but yes march is a long month. we’ll see what happens.

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cat burglars note

i’m just concerned about making sure the two end pieces to cat burglars do in fact link properly for people and i am haunted that the links won’t open on mobile (not even if you hold it down to copy it!!! rude, tumblr!!!!!!!!!) and they are like. integral to the fic and i just want to make sure people see them --  you can find them here and here, and i know mobile won’t open those links either but they are also linked individually in my fic list (luluwquidprocrow.tumblr.com/fic-list, cause mobile won’t open that link either) 

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Hi! I just wanted to say I am so, so happy to have found your Tumblr. I had a few of your lemonberry ice fics on ao3 bookmarked and was so sad to see them gone but it was such a wonderful surprise to see them here on your tumblr!!

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!!!!!! hello! i’m so happy you found them again!!!! 

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oh the link in the bottom of the post works for me on my laptop but not on my phone so??? I will try and see if I can fix that tomorrow but there ARE two ending pieces to cat burglars just wanted to specify this

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