can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

What stigma?

Stigma foot in their asses

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.

Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.

You can hug your friends.

You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.

And so will you.

LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST

Or do both for twice the punch!

why would they use that image for this

cottagecore is over lighthousecore is IN

SHE IS A TRUE HERO 

No, she’s a bitch is what she is

what do u mean???? it was clearly an accident she even said “Oooppsss”

LMFAOOOO

Look, rather than being petty and destroying it, why not talk to the girl. Really ask them why they are using the confederate flag. But no, low level terrorism is the answer.

LOW LEVEL TERRORISM?

Low level terrorism

“Low level terrorism”

mutuals we are all sitting together in a big pot of soup and we are becoming broth

There’s so much wrong here

“sorry for being a gentlemen” i cannot fucking believe

UPDATE: Im screaming even louder

i don’t know how to ask for help i disappear and come back when i’m good

i just saw an article by a nonbinary person named charles-elizabeth and i must say. the sheer POWER in that kind of name. to choose a gender-contradictory name instead of a gender-neutral name - a name that, instead of slipping between the boundaries of gender norms and carefully negotiating its place at the tipping point of gendered perceptions, is categorically unable to exist within them! i am in awe

Nonbinary people are so powerful some of them choose gender-neutral names like Riley or Charley and some of the choose gender-defying names like the one above and then some of them are just like “my name is Teabag” and all the other NB folk are like HELL YEAH - Like I cannot support this enough

Teen Vogue is out here literally teaching teens about communism in simple terms and I am so fucking proud 

COMRADE TEEN VOGUE?? HELLO???

i love the sims fandom because whereas most video games have a target demographic in age range usually, there are like simmers who are like “my name is dr. slavena vasilyeva afanasievna i’m from russie and i’m a 42 year old neurosurgeon and mother of three and i love strangetown!! :D”

ok here it is. a chart to end all charts

how could you do this to nervous

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