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1974 ‘’Mary-Lou’’ Caravan
(via Love Vintage Caravans)
Source: fuckyeahvintage-retro
G-Gooood morning! It’s time to check on my plant ch-children hehe.
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“Oh shit, really? Sick, bro! You have to show me your plants sometime when I come over. As for the compliment, hell yeah little dude! You deserve it! I hope you keep getting compliments or so help me I’ll fist fight the universe itself.”
“A-absolutely! I need to s-show you my RV!! It’s l-like, the best investment I’ve e-ever made in my life! A-and, I dunno if I’d say that b-but it felt really really nice..! And please d-don’t fight the universe, pfff!”
I know l-living in an RV may not be what s-some call ‘Ideal’ or whatever. B-But I actually c-couldn’t be happier. It’s my own l-little space to just. Be. To j-just relax and not have t-to worry about filling a l-large space with n-noise or people. It’s small, and c-cozy and just perfect. Would I m-move into an apartment o-or house again? Maybe, w-with the right people. But for now, I have a-all I could ever need.
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I need one of these!
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Portland, Oregon | (bennett_young)
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MORTY!!!!
S-Summer! Summer!! I m-missed you so much!! A-and I got s-some new plants a-and a lady c-complimented me!! Like, genuinely!! It wasn’t b-backhanded o-or half-assed!!!
SUMMER!!!!
.......
Aaaaaaaaaaa!!
L-Ladies are amazing and smart and I look up to them v-very much.
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I do a lot of things, actually! My main job is the owner and manager of a very successful line of brothels, and I also have my own fashion lines and a couple makeup ones. Sometimes act, too! Though I tend to just show up in people’s music videos and such just to be neat. In my free time, when I’m not raising my girls, I like to volunteer and help with the local LGBT centers for trans and gay teens and teach sex ed courses around the city.
So, as you can tell! I am quite the busy lady!
O-oh....Jeez, that- uh- that sure is a-a lot. Um. D-do you ever need help with anything? L-Like a babysitter o-or help at the centers..? That’s a lot o-of work for one p-person and I’m not d-doing anything important.
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That’s right! I’m back! for now at least, finally got some time off work!
Work? W-what do you do, again? I d-don’t remember if y-you told me.
J-Jez!! You’re h-here!
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Be CAREFUL with my HEART.
H-Hey, I haven’t s-seen you before r-right? I’m M-Morty! Who’re you?
Th-there was something I w-wanted to say but I keep forgetting it so...
H-Hi everyone..?