Just In The Nick of Time

I miss my wife tails

i like when you delete a tumblr post and it says This post went to heaven. that is not where my post went

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

It's INCORRECT SKELETON SEASON, folks!!

How does it feel to be the funniest/most horrifying person on this post

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

the epic fail of cringegamesh :((

melinoë // hades 2

Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

polar opposite of this post

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

edit: you can now get this comic as a print!

MIKU X MONSTER

the real reason why she’s batteling hair loss… too many monster energy

imagine if jfk caught the bullet that would've been fucking insane

Gritty’s gotten real weird, and I kind of love it.

(via @to-a-merrier-world )

a guy screenshotting every single dril tweet like a medieval monk trying to save illuminated manuscripts from a viking raid

I got so excited by my idea to make this meme i stopped halfway through brushing my teeth and now i’m sitting at my laptop with toothpaste dribbling down my chin so please like it