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"I am patient, I can wait"

@amym30

Awesome, Hetalia, Hobbit+LotR, destiel is canon, John W. is no, Good Omens, Prodigal Son, Wizarding World, Anime, supports 90% of live actions, demiwoman, bisexual, overcoming social anxiety, other stuff Side blog: starwarsawakened, dc-x-marvel
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Okay, but, let’s talk canon relationships

France has proposed to England. England has also proposed to France

Spain has proposed to Romano in the manga, and Romano accepted

Germany has proposed to Italy in the Valentine’s special. Italy didn’t know how to react

Sweden has feelings for Finland, and calls him his “wife”

Hungary and Austria were married/united, but they divorced. They still live together

Young Prussia acted gentlemanly towards younger Hungary upon finding out she was a girl

Spain and Austria are divorced

Finland and Estonia are best friends. Latvia is Sealand’s friend

Russia is very nice to Iceland, but Iceland finds him suspicious

North Cyprus is Sealand’s rival

Germania was Rome’s bodyguard before he betrayed him

Albania looks up to Greece, but Greece is worried she is taking up too much room in his country and wants her to leave

Ancient Rome finds Ancient Egypt and Ancient Greece “beautiful

Greece claims that Japan and he were together, but Japan denies it

Italy’s first love, Holy Rome, died

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alphacrone

the dumbest fucking thought I had while half-asleep this morning:

villain: I shall now use this machine to pinpoint the location of every person you love so you can WATCH AS I FREEZE THEM WITH MY EVIL MEGA ICE RAY

hero: wait no-

machine: dings immediately, showing the location of the villain

villain: um

hero: *beet red* it's not like-- I don't-- *sighs* You're just so passionate about your interests. And nobody talks to me, y'know? My family doesn't approve of this whole hero business. I'd be so lonely if I didn't have you. I mean, sure, we're mortal enemies. But I'd be upset if something happened to you.

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mavrixen

and there's something to be said about drake lying on whitney's name, and being unable to understand men can simply be friends of women without wanting to sleep with them

whitney and kendrick have been dating since high school. dave is kendrick's childhood best friend. dave commented a heart emoji on a whitney ig post. but because drake doesn't see women as anything but fuck dolls he thinks this is a clue to whitney sleeping with dave ??? that one of k's kids isn't actually his ???????? then he offers whitney to come have sex with him as revenge

and that's how he sees all women. how he saw millie bobbie brown at 14 telling her he missed her. how he saw billie eilish at 17 telling her he'd wait for her. how he saw rihanna, disrespecting her on stage and openly sexualising her UNTIL she got pregnant and then he unfollowed her

disgusting disgusting man

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