coupons for fifty percent off the moon

what a CONUNDRUM

polls are great because it feels like im playing jackbox with a room full of maniacs

tempted to let all the pornbots keep following me so maybe they'll learn about threshold day too

clarification

rehehehehe

— Yanyi, from “Lengthening, Rites,” in Dream of the Divided Field

babe what's wrong you've barely touched your vanilla extract

literally begging you all to listen to local artists and go to local drag shows and community theater and whatnot its the only cure for tiktok disease

A series of valentine themed stickers featuring charaters from the comic strip Peanuts. Most of them contain Snoopy, a black and white beagle, and Woodstock, a small yellow bird, with heart iconography.

Characters by Charles Schulz, stickers produced by Hallmark.

@shagey_

Unionize with ur fellow pedestrians. They can’t run us all over

this is how right of way works on college campuses

Hello listeners.

⚜️The Way to Heaven ⚜️

alright trans ppl we're returning to the fucking sea until shit gets better lets go everyone

this is awesome

This will never not fuck me up

[transcript:

Carlos (voice slightly muffled as if he is on the other end of a phone call): I do not know how long it will take me to pursue this knowledge. But… I do know two things.

Cecil: What is that?

Carlos: I love you.

Cecil: I love you too. What’s the other thing?

Carlos: You just said it.

end transcript]