THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG
it’s only tuesday
panicked gay vs. confident gay
“I pray you do not fall in love with me, For I am falser than vows made in wine.”
— As You Like It by William Shakespeare
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
My mom is a major homophobe* so I’ve always kept you know what off of facebook pretty majorly. And yet somehow I still always got targeted ads on facebook for lesbian cruises and pride parties. So I basically already suspected some Cambridge Analytica stuff and when the story broke I was like wow how did I think no one would ever figure out I dig chicks when my only two musical likes on facebook are Sleater Kinney and Tegan and Sara.
*I still love her unconditionally though, because one of us has to be the adult.
#CHERYL BLOSSOM INVENTED FLIRTING
writing tip #1265:
just go to bed already
Rugrats was deep.
a bunch of wlws laughing at a gay joke may literally be the most realistic that has happened on this show
WOW, LOOK AT THESE BISEXUALS IN BISEXUAL LIGHTING!!!!
I have four moods
Raise ur hand if u ever confused Toni Topaz with Tina Tevetino in ur head then got really happy bc representation
Finally watched what I missed on Riverdale and I am so filled with hope right now. If Cheryl Blossom can find a girlfriend who popcorn laughs all the way through the Blossom family's profound dysfunction THEN SO CAN I!!!
Samuel Barnett in Vicious – season 2 episode 5