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@poisonchocolatequake / poisonchocolatequake.tumblr.com

I love you more than all the other fishes.
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THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG

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ashlyreads
“I pray you do not fall in love with me, For I am falser than vows made in wine.”

As You Like It by William Shakespeare

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My mom is a major homophobe* so I’ve always kept you know what off of facebook pretty majorly. And yet somehow I still always got targeted ads on facebook for lesbian cruises and pride parties. So I basically already suspected some Cambridge Analytica stuff and when the story broke I was like wow how did I think no one would ever figure out I dig chicks when my only two musical likes on facebook are Sleater Kinney and Tegan and Sara.

*I still love her unconditionally though, because one of us has to be the adult.

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