HEY MY DUDES

I’m moving blogs!!!

My new blog is @incrediblehihgspeed !!!

It’s still the same blog, just on a new account. I’m not deactivating this one either.

Thanks !!!!!!

Look at this puppy sleeping after a fresh fur cut

HEY MY DUDES

I’m moving blogs!!!

My new blog is @incrediblehihgspeed !!!

It’s still the same blog, just on a new account. I’m not deactivating this one either.

Thanks !!!!!!

HERE’S BERNIE’S NARROW PATH TO VICTORY

Historically, less people vote in the final primary states because they consider the election wrapped up. In theory this should mean less votes for Hillary - the media has been telling her voters all along that she’s a shoe-in.

For Bernie, this means phone bank, phone bank, phone bank! Get people out to those polls! Let them know this is not over yet, their vote still matters! We can still take the presidency!

If you live in one of the final primary states, contact your local Bernie campaign office and sign up to canvas! You can also find canvasing in Bernie events. Talk with voters, let them know we’re still in this and that Bernie is our best bet against a President Trump!

SIGNAL BOOST

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

i hate nintendo

Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.

#TeamSatan

Can satan come teach a class at my school

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.

For example, this guy?

Teaches moral philosophy.

And this creepy dude?

He’s your astronomy professor.

Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”

“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”

“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory Part Two

CAN I JUST SAY TO ANYONE SUFFERING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS YOU ARE ONE BADASS MOTHER FRICKER BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN BATTLING WITH YOUR OWN MIND EVERY SINGLE DAY

I think about this alot…Hang in there Ryouma.

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

oh poor ross…